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"Girl Talk" By Assmaster McStuff (chat session)
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"Girl Talk" By Assmaster McStuff (assmastermcstuff@hotmail.com). This review
is the personal opinion of Kim, who can be contacted at ghost@nym.alias.net.

There seems to be developing a new genre of sex stories; the pretend chat
session. This story tries its best to appear to be a transcript of real live
chat session between two women, one called "Hobbs" (romantic, huh?) and the
other, "Shel", but whose chat name is "Bi 4u".

Overlaying all this is Hobbs's boyfriend, the narrator of our saga, who
provides the introduction, and the odd aside, on how he feels about what the
girls are typing.

This story is at least not as dull as the previous one of this type I had to
review, but against that, it is nowhere near as authentic a representation of
a true transcript. The general plot, if you could stretch the meaning of the
word to cover this, is simply two women writing about how they imagine making
love to each other. And, erm, that's about it really.

As a genre I still hold to the view that chat sessions are not a spectator
sport, and are much more enjoyable being involved in, than reading about after
the fact.

So, this leaves me with a problem. The last time I reviewed one of these, I
didn't give any marks because I felt the normal technical standards didn't
apply, and I didn't offer a personal appeal mark as real chat sessions are
totally alien to me. However, I want to say that this one is better than the
last because of the chat being hotter and more immediate, but worse than the
last, because it was obviously more artificial. Can't say that I'd recommend
it much.

Ratings for "Girl Talk"
Athena (technical quality): - (irritating, supposedly funny asides
don't help)
Venus (plot & character): - (two girls find out the true meaning of
oral)
Kim (appeal to reviewer): - (can't see the point of writing this stuff,
personally)