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"English Lessons" by SuthrnLrd (English teacher sex) 9, 7, 7
"English Lessons" by Suthrnlrd (suthrnlrd@hotmail.com). Sean is studying music in college, but his performance in English 101 sucks, in the pejorative sense of that word. Laura, his English teacher, is determined to reach him if it's the last thing she ever does. Sounds like a case for the ole Blowjob Principle to me! Laura requires Sean to meet her in her office. She assigns a heavy extra credit workload. She gets down to the bare essentials right away. Sean does everything she tells him to do. Sean knows this is going to be hard. Well, you get the drift. Once she gets Sean stripped naked, she requires him to read his most recent paper aloud. Of course, she spanks him whenever he makes a mistake and continues to do so while she lectures him on his errors. Then she takes him to her house and applies the Rose Technique. Needless to say, Sean becomes an excellent writer. While the idea of getting a person to write about what he/she feels is a valid pedagogical insight, I hasten to point out that this story is entirely fiction. I have it on good authority that the English Department of almost any university in the United States would be likely to deny tenure to a professor who employed either the Spanking or the Rose Technique as described in this story. However, the Blowjob Principle - which states that if you want to maximize the chances of getting a second blowjob, you should do something to make the giver glad to have given the first blowjob - is routinely applied in all departments of all successful institutions of higher education throughout the entire known universe. But the BJ principle is a metaphor - a very useful metaphor. Ratings for "English Lessons" Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 7 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 7 |