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"The New Carpet" by OddManOut (floor-gasms) 10, 10, 10
"The New Carpet" by OddManOut. This story presents a problem unique in the annals - that's right, annals - of alt.sex.stories. Ted and Carol have copulated delightfully for two hours on the living room floor, and now they can't figure how to discopulate without staining the new carpet. I would think that simply placing a hand firmly on the dripping member or aperture while running like hell either to the bathroom or to a nearby t-shirt would be a solution, but Ted and Carol's options seem to be limited to keeping the penis firmly implanted in the vagina. Their solution won't work. I know. I studied physics in college. The continued increase in the quantity of fluid in a restricted space will only increase the pressure that fluid will exert. Well, actually, their problems are slightly more severe than I thought: Carol doesn't want to ruin the t-shirt. Personally, I haven't had this problem. I just use Tide on my husband's shirts, and the stains come right out. So their only solution is to move conjointly to the bathroom, but some of the gyrations seem destined to emit more fluid, and that emission will be followed by an inevitable softening of the plug as well as an increase in hydraulic pressure. I vote that they should go ahead and just cover the spot with a potted plant. And then there's Daisy. Don't worry! Daisy is just a dog. What part could a dog possibly play in OddManOut's plot? Ratings for "The New Carpet" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |