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"A Jewel of a Woman" by Mary Anne Mohanraj
(female masturbation) 10, 9, 9,
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"A Jewel of a Woman" by Mary Anne Mohanraj (moh2@rainbow.uchicago.edu). When the narrator masturbates, she doesn't fantasize about men. Instead, her mind's eye is filled with beautiful precious stones: rubies inside her pussy and emeralds up her ass. Ya know, this poses a serious moral problem, which you can use if you go to confession in a Catholic Church and want to have Fun with Father. Father is supposed to maintain the belief that masturbation is a grave sin. Really. He probably doesn't believe that himself, but it's Doctrine. So here's the question: is it more evil to have a ferret or a ruby up your pussy when you masturbate? I don't know the answer. The last time I asked that question was back in the days when Catholics went to confession in dark boxes, and the priest recognized my voice and told me to get the hell out of the confessional. He subsequently left the priesthood and married a friend of mine. I gave them a ferret for their tenth wedding anniversary. I couldn't afford a ruby. Anyway, Mary Anne has written better stories than this one, but it was still a very good story. And I appreciated the opportunity to get this moral problem off my chest. Confession is good for the soul. So are Jewels. Ratings for "A Jewel of a Woman" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |