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"Janey's Trip" by Janey (spring orgy) 10, 10, 10
"Janey's Trip" by Janey (janey98@hotmail.com). I anticipate that I will NOT be able to review absolutely all the Spring Orgy stories on Malinov's cruise and island resort, but I'll try to catch at least most of the full-length entries. Janey's recent entry borders on blatant, unprincipled bribery. As Sandman pointed out in a message to me: < I applied the blow job principal and she applied the make mad passionate love to the reviewer principal. There but for the luck of the draw it could very well have been BillyG who saved her tender skin from the ravages of the hot tropical sun ;-) >> Needless to say, when I got that message from Sandman, I immediately downloaded the story to see how I fared. Much to my relief, I wasn't mentioned in the present story; and so, having subtracted a point from each of Janey's scores, I was ethically prepared to write this review. The main problem with this story is that Janey seems to think that since she's now "an erotic writer" she can deduct her trip to the orgy as a business expense. I think the IRS will be interested in this possibility. I doubt that the ruse of her alleged Canadian citizenship will keep the IRA - er, IRS - officials away; and those people are masters at giving metaphorical meanings to common sexual terms. I hope this serves as a lesson to others who feel inclined to omit certain characters from their spring orgy stories. Anyway, this is a story about Sandman seducing Janey on Malinov's island. It's not really an orgy, just relatively hot sex. Not even Sandman himself will rate this as high as "Janey's January" or "February." But it's still a very nice story, which happens to remind me of the following story: A man named Bob (no relation to Janey's husband, whose name is the same as this man's spelled backwards) wanted to determine whether both his wife and mistress, who had a much nicer ass than his wife, were faithful to him. So one spring day he arranged to send them on the same cruise. He figured he would later question each one about the other's behavior. When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the trip," his wife reported. The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife. "She was a real lady," his mistress said. "How so?" the man asked, greatly encouraged. "She came on board with her husband and never left his side." Ratings for "Janey's Trip" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |