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"Terror in the 100 Acre Wood" by Red Jill (children's literature parody) 10, 10, 10
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"Terror in the 100 Acre Wood" by Red Jill (redjill@aol.com). This
review is the personal opinion of Kim, who can be contacted at
ghost@nym.alias.net.
.

Well now, here's a thing. I'll bet not many of you expected to see
a review of a story involving repeated snuffs, a rape,
infanticide, sickening violence and more squicks than you can
shake a honey jar at. And what's more, I expect even fewer
expected the rating I'm giving it.

OK, I'll come clean. This is a very black, black comedy. Jill has
obviously had enough of the loathsomly cute Disney representation
of the much better books by A.A. Milne of the inhabitants of the
Hundred Acre Wood.

In Jill's dystopian vision, Pooh has got himself a smack habit and
in a fit of revulsion at the continued patronizing by Christopher
Robin proceeds to dismember him with an ax. The deed done, Pooh
sets out to rid the woods of all the other characters who annoy
him, with the notable exception of Rabbit, who's become his
supplier.

Quite how Pooh dispatches the others I'll leave to you to find
out. As a piece of black comedy writing I can find no fault. Maybe
attributing the story "Pooh Goes Apeshit" to A.A. Milne himself is
going a bit too far in the satire stakes, if only for possible
legal reasons. But ignoring that slight quibble, I thought it
brilliantly funny, very well written, and a joy to read.

Ratings for "Terror in the 100 Acre Wood"
Athena (technical quality): 10 (Excellent)
Venus (plot & character): 10 (Ingenious)
Kim (appeal to reviewer): 10 (I wish I'd written it)