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"A Poorly Written Essay" by Lord Malinov (fucking the
English teacher) 10, 8, 8
"A Poorly Written Essay" by Lord Malinov (malinov@mindless.com). This story demonstrates the value of using good grammar when writing about sex. For example, don't make a noun plural by adding apostrophe s ('s). This rule applies to all nouns - including proper nouns. The purpose of an apostrophe with a noun is to show possession. Actually, this story doesn't even remotely demonstrate what I said it did in the previous paragraph. It's about a college kid's fantasy of fucking his English teacher. My mind must have wandered for a moment. English teachers don't engage in nonsense like this, especially right there in their offices. And those apostrophes really are important. Ratings for "A Poorly Written Essay" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 8 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8 |