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"Fay's First Fist Fuck" by Misty (violent anal sex)
6, 3, 3
"Fay's First Fist Fuck" by Misty (purfect9@aol.com). Sometimes I don't know exactly how to take these stories. I mean, does this author seriously believe it is possible to do what this story describes without serious and permanent tissue or organ damage? As I understand it, the guy has his arm up the girl's ass - all the way to his elbow! With talent like that, this guy should get a proctology scholarship! Or he could be one helluva puppeteer. The reason the girl is doing this is because she wants to remain a virgin. This is probably a religious conviction. As you know, lots of major religions say, "Women are 'pure' as long as they only take arms up their ass to the guy's elbow." Or maybe the girl is anticipating her wedding night: "Honey, have you ever done this before?" "No. I've just taking a fist and fore-arm up my ass. Oooh! It gets me hot for you just thinking about it." Actually, I think this whole story is a prolonged dumb blonde joke. She thinks anal sex means once a year {get it? annual} and that when her boyfriend says he wants to fist fuck her, that means he wants to stick his thingy into her fist and jerk off. I hope I haven't ruined this story for you. Just in case, I'll make it up to you by telling you a little story that is similar to but probably better than the one I just reviewed: A gay man and his lover wake up after a long night of sex. When they get together for coffee in the kitchen, the gay man says, "That was quite a night." His lover replies, "Yes, it was. But I think your condom fell off in my ass. I'd appreciate it if you'd take it out." So the lover bends over, and the man sticks his finger up his ass to find the condom. He feels around for a minute and says, "I don't feel anything in there. Are you sure?" His lover replies, "Yes. Look a little deeper." So he shoves his whole hand in, up to the wrist. He feels around for a minute and says, "I don't feel anything in there. Are you sure?" His lover replies, "Yes. Look a little deeper." So, he shoves his arm in, up to the elbow, and he feels something with the tip of his finger. He finally hooks it and slowly pulls it out. He holds it up to look at it and sees a gold watch! His lover whirls around, throws up his arms and yells, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" Ratings for "Fay's First Fist Fuck" Athena (technical quality): 6 Venus (plot & character): 3 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 3 |