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"Cruising Cunts" by Jennifer O'Donald (debauchery) 10, 10, 10
"Cruising Cunts" by Jennifer O'Donald (reposted by Avril - avrilc@usa.net). Guest review by Father Angelico. ). Guest review by Father Angelico. {Father Angelico purports to have a cable TV show on the Internal Word Television Network. The IWTN appears to be nonsensical, and should probably not be viewed by people who are easily beguiled by lunatics.} This is a story about perverts - vile, wicked, depraved, degenerate perverts. As the author herself says, "Only a sick, perverted woman could actually want to go down on another woman." And that's what this woman does with an evil and ugly biker bitch. Repeatedly. This sinner raises the question, " Could anything that felt so wonderful be wrong?" The answer is yes! As a matter of fact, almost EVERYTHING that feels so wonderful is wrong! No well-dressed, sexy young lady like this should "flash her muff at a total stranger outside a coliseum and boldly take the guy's hand and lead him to the parking lot." This could be misconstrued as an invitation to engage in debauchery! "Never been turned down, indeed!" Come to me, and I'll turn thee down! I'll turn thee over my knee and spank thy little ass! I make haste to point out that the purpose of semen is to implant progeny in the womb of mothers - certainly not to be consumed for liquid nourishment, especially from the chalice of a lesbian accumulatrix. This Jezebel is so evil that she even lies about penile immensity in order to arouse a potential partner. This was a despicable story! Ratings for "Cruising Cunts" {Note from Celeste: simply subtract the padre's scores from 10, and you'll get a reasonable approximation of Venus and Celeste.} Grammar (technical quality): 10 (Even the devil can do good grammar! Purity (plot & character): 0 (These are depraved people!) Holiness (appeal to reviewer): 0 (Woe unto thee....!) |