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"Beach Balls" by Artie (delightful romance) 10, 10, 10
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"Beach Balls" by Artie (artie@netgate.net). This story is fraught
with ambiguity. Here's the first paragraph:

"I love playing with my balls on the beach. I can do it for hours
on end. I love the way they feel in my hands, the way they
seemingly move on their own as the sea breeze hits them. I don't
like getting sand on them, but you learn to be careful. It's a
wonderful feeling; after a few minutes I know I'm smiling, I'm
relaxed, it's great. Some people give me strange looks as they
pass by, but I don't care. It feels good. And there are some
moments of sheer ecstasy -- like when I have all five in the air
at once."

Only at the end of the paragraph do we realize to our
disappointment or amusement that the narrator purports to be a
juggler.

And so, what are we to make of it when the girl says, "I love the
way your butt wiggles when you do that."

From all appearances, she could be a juggler too. You'll have to
ponder that one.

Turns out she's an English teacher and he's a psych prof - USC and
Stanford, respectively. So at least we know they'll be discreet,
as opposed to discrete.

Pretty soon he's teaching her how to play with his balls. She's a
klutz, but she has a sort of war talent - I mean raw talent -
sometimes I get dyslexic when I get turned on..

I learned things from this story that I hadn't known before. For
example, a juggler's wand can interfere with his jugglery, and I
didn't even know there was such a word. I think it has something
to do with movement in one's center of gravity or maybe displaced
attention. It's just hard, I guess.

I also learned that when a male juggler teaches a female juggler
to jugg, it's not all bad if she drops one now and then - has
something to do with optics or geometry. That plus hardening of
nipples.

This is a really excellent story!

Ratings for "Beach Balls"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10