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"A Friend in Need" by Phil Phantom (king of the herd fantasy)
9, 7, 7
"A Friend in Need" by Phil Phantom (slutmissy@hotmail.com). Guest Review by DG. Imagine, if you will, a fortyish guy with an average job, a house in the burbs, a wife, and a kid. It's Sunday afternoon, and he's watching football on TV and having a couple beers. He's feeling a little sleepy, so he pops the footrest on his recliner, leans back, and closes his eyes. While he's snoozing, he enters his own private fantasy universe, a strange place we might call... Testosterone Land. Let's follow this typical American family man and see what happens: Testosterone Land doesn't seem all that different at first. The guy still lives in the burbs with his wife and son. But then we notice some subtle changes... for starters, he's now the big shot in the neighborhood - the guy with the nicest house and the most money. He and his wife hold wild parties every week, where everyone gets stinking drunk and wife-swapping is rampant. His own wife is aggressively bisexual, and they enjoy comparing notes on which of the neighborhood wives have the juiciest pussies. He has his way with any number of women (his wife doesn't mind a bit), but he has one special mistress - a respectable married woman who just can't say no to him, much to her shame. He fucks her whenever he wants, right under her wimpy husband's nose. In fact, she's even given birth to a couple of his kids, who have red hair just like him so everyone knows who their stud-daddy is. As for his son, he's a chip off the old block: he's only 17, but he's already popped most of the cherries in the neighborhood. Just to make things interesting, there's one really hot wife who won't sleep around - even with him, the big cheese of the neighborhood. But then her husband dies and leaves her broke. Now he's in good shape, because his wife decides to turn her into the family maid/sex slave... What's that? He's waking up - what a shame. Uh oh, it's his wife calling him. He's got to get up out of his recliner and mow the lawn. Too bad. He's already looking forward to his next trip to Testosterone Land. Ratings for "A Friend in Need" Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 7 DG (appeal to reviewer): 7 |