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"French Cuisine" by Rock Hancock (oral humor) 5, 5, 4 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=350521826 "French Cuisine" by Rock Hancock (posted by Ed Shafer ). Guest review by R'khaan ). Guest review by R'khaan (rkhaan@ix.netcom.com) http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=350521826 This is a story of boy picks up girl at airport then girl blows guy in a public place. We open with Walter waiting patiently for his wife, Sheila to come in from wherever she had been. While he's waiting, he's thinking some pretty interesting thoughts where his wife is concerned, leaving him with a hard problem. Eventually Walter and Sheila wind up in some French restaurant where Sheila chooses to dine on her husband under the table, must to the utter confusion of the waiter and customers in the area. Classic, getting your rocks off in a public place stuff. Even though the story is funny, it lacks a certain... something. The author fails to convey the pure naughty thrill of making out in a public place. Nevertheless, this story is fairly well written Ratings for "French Cuisine" R'khaan (technical quality): 5 R'khaan (plot & character): 3 R'khaan (appeal to reviewer):3