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"Seinfeld -- No Man's Land" by Dimitri (sitcom parody) 9, 9, 9
"Seinfeld -- No Man's Land" by Dimitri (dimitri_resides@hotmail.com), Here we have a plot where the crucial issues are that George feels compelled to drink SIXTY cups of water a day when the real instructions are to drink SIX TEACUPS of water per day and Elaine is worried about the size of her tits. As a result {?!}, George is trying to break up with the beautiful woman with whom he has been having great sex, and Elaine is dissatisfied with getting "just yet another great fuck" from her current stud. In other words, we have people worried about problems that aren't really problems unless you think they are problems. In even other words, we have a good parody of a Seinfeld plot. Can I write a story with a more coherent and socially significant plot than a typical Seinfeld episode? I certainly hope so. Can I write a sitcom that will rank number one in the Ratings for several years in a row? Well, probably; but I'd rather write these reviews. At any rate, this is a good Seinfeld parody, with the sex overt rather than covert. Ratings for "No Man's Land" Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |