Liberatium
Story Codes: Spoof, various sexual acts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THREE DAY FUCK FEST
August 1, 2, & 3 at the Roosewell Garden and Civic Center
Brought to you by Liberatium* aphrodisiac
The miracle drug from Biggie Johnson & Co.
One and all welcome.**
BODY MODIFICATION~~~~~~~~~~~~ FREE TO K-12 PARTICIPENTS~~~~~~~~~~~~ GENITAL TATOOING
Come join us and lose your inhibitions for three days of rollicking fun. What is stopping you? Absolutely nothing when you take Liberatium.
Youngsters, lose that useless cherry and enter the world of adult entertainment. Learn to suck cock or lick cunt. Be taught the mechanics of anal intercourse. Practice incest with your adoring parent. Find out how much fun a cock-in-the-box can be.
Oldsters, you heard about it and read about it, now experience the real thing, what a lovely way to go. Slip those mortal coils at the height of an orgasm. Find out why the Italians call it "little death", well maybe not so little.
For your sexual pleasure, dungeons are provided. Become a slave for a day, or three days if you prefer. Find out how good restraints or a whip can feel. Enjoy the sheer exhilaration of a welted body. Experience having absolutely no will of your own, and be at the mercy of others. Highly trained sadists are provided who will walk you step-by-step through the wonderful world of pain and humiliation.
We cater to all fetishes. Like to suck toes, or lick whipped cream off someone's genitals? How about having someone pee on you? You name your fetish and we will go out of our way to provide it. No need to hide your unusual sexual preferences in the closet, do it before a live audience without any feeling of guilt, if that is your desire.
Ladies, become a whore and make him pay, or men, pimp out your wife and watch her be screwed by others; all in the name of good fun.
Remember how the grass was always greener on the other side of the fence? Why spend your whole life true blue to your spouse when you can invite other couples to form swap parties. For once throw your moral compass in the junk pile and have some fucking fun in your life.
Ever consider homosexuality? Why not try it? Men, get down and find out how it feels to be a woman with a cock in your mouth. Women, lick that pussy and find out why your man complains about its taste. What's stopping you? Absolutely nothing when you take Liberatium.
Bestiality? Come talk to us about our "petting zoo".
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*Use only as directed. Liberatium may cause diarrhea, constipation, upset stomach, fever, bleeding ulcer, headaches, muscle spasms, joint pain, blurred vision, hearing loss, bleeding gums, hair loss, excessive mucus, skin flaking and itching, gangrene, genital and anal warts, vaginal dryness, penis discoloration, scrotal swelling, sexual addiction, nymphomania, suicidal tendencies, or death. It is recommended to stop taking Liberatium if any of these symptoms occur and consult a mortician before it is too late. Do not take Liberatium if you are pregnant, planning to become pregnant, or tend to have unprotected sex. Liberatium is known to cause permanent genital disfiguration in newborns. Consult your physician before taking Liberatium if you suffer from high blood pressure, have any type of heart disease or have a history of stroking your own genitals. If a strong swelling of the penis or clitoris lasts more than twelve hours after the last dose of Liberatium seek care immediately. Mild continuous swelling and arousal is normal. Liberatium contains a known narcotic and is highly addictive. It suppresses all moral fiber and optimizes the sexual drive. Liberatium should never be taken by the self righteous as permanent damage to the psyche may occur. Liberatium should only be taken under a physician's supervision. Liberatium should never be quit cold turkey, but gradually reduce the dosage over a period of years. Acute addiction to Liberatium should only be treated under supervision by competent, highly trained personal. For your convenience Biggie Johnson & Co. treatment centers are conveniently located throughout the world.
** Children under eighteen must be accompanied by or have a permission slip signed by an adult, any adult will do.
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