

The following work of fiction contains sexual activities between
consenting adults. If you are too young, too uptight, or your
local government is too oppressive, you should stop reading now.



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The Pussy List
By Poison Ivan



For a several years, I've been collecting synonyms for the part of a woman's
anatomy that I find especially endearing. There are several hundred of them
here, and I can't say that I really understand some of them, but I've been
told they are real.  A few of these synonyms aren't very flattering, but most 
of them aren't that bad, and some of them are very nice indeed.

If you have any suggestions of your own to add to this list, I'd love to 
hear them. E-mail me at 
 and I'd be
happy to add your contribution to the list.

Without further ado, _The Pussy List_:

             

A belly dingle
A gusher
A jewel
A sport
A universe
ABC
Ace
Ace at spades
Adam's own
Affair
Alcove
Almanach
Altar of hymen
An ornament
Anemone of love
Aphrodisical tennis court
Apricot split
Ass
Ax wound
Baby basket
Baby carriage
Baby hole
Baby maker
Bag
Barge
Bawdy monosyllable
Bazoo
Bearded clam
Bearded lady
Beauty spot
Beaver
Bee hive
Bell
Belle chose
Belly entrance
Belly-dale
Berkshire hunt
Bile
Bimbo
Bird
Bit of jam
Bit on a fork
Biter
Black Bess
Black hole
Black Jack
Black joke
Black velvet
Bluebeard's closet
Bob and hit
Bog
Bombo
Boody
Booty
Bore
Botany Bay
Bottom
Bottomless pit
Bower of bliss
Box
Box unseen
Boy in the boat
Brat-getting
Bread
Bread winner
Broom
Brown Miss
Brush
Buckfinger's boot
Buckinger's boot
Budget
Bull's eye
Bum fiddle
Bum shop
Bun
Bungalow
Bunny
Burial ground
Bush
Bushy park
Butcher shop
Butter boat
Button
Button factory
Buttonhole worker
C.
Cabbage
Cabbage patch
Cake
Canasta
Candlestick
Cape Horn
Cape of Good Hope
Carnal trap
Carvel's ring
Catch-'em-alive-o
Cat's meat
Cat's meow
Cat's-head-cut-open
Cave of Harmony
Cavern
Cellar
Cellar door
Center of attraction
Center of bliss
Central furrow
Certificate of birth
Charley
Charley Hunt
Chat
Chicken's tongue
Chimney
China
Chink
Chocha
Chuff box
Chum
Churn
Circle
Civet
Claff
Clam
Claustrom virginals
Cleft of flesh
Clit
Clitoris
Clitty
Clock
Cloven tuft
Cock
Cock Alley
Cock Hall
Cock holder
Cock Inn
Cock Lane
Cock loft
Cockpit
Cockshire
Cockshy
Coffee grinder
Coffee house
Coffeeshop
Cogie
Commodity
Concern
Conch shell
Contrapunctum
Conundrum
Cony
Cooch
Cookie
Cookies
Coolie-do
Coosie
Coot
Cootch
Cooter
Cooze
Coozey
Coozie
Corner
Corner cupboard
Cornucopia
Covered way
Cow-cunted
Crack
Crack of heaven
Crawl space
Cream jug
Creased
Crevice
Crinkum-crankum
Crotch
Crown and feathers
Crucible
Crumpet
Cuckoo's nest
Cunnicle
Cunniken
Cunnikin
Cunny
Cunt
Cuntkin
Cuntlet
Cup
Cupid's Alley
Daisy
Dead end street
Dicky-Dido
Diddle
Diddle case
Dilbery bush
Dimples
Dirty barrel
Divine monosyllable
Divine scar
Dog's mouth
Donut
Doodle-sack
Door of life
Dot
Doughnut
Down the hatch
Downstairs
Downtown
Drain
Dripping delta
Dumb glutton
Dumb squint
Eel skin
Eve's custom house
Eye that weeps
Eye that weeps most when best pleased
Factotum
Fan
Fanny
Fanny Artful
Fanny fair
Fart Daniel
Female
Female crucible
Fern
Fiddle
Fie-for-shame
Field
Fig
Finger hut
Firelock
Fireplace
Fish
Flapdoodle
Fleshy part
Flower
Flower heart
Flower of chivalry
Flusey
Fly catcher
Fly trap
Fobus
Fool trap
Football field
Fore court
Fore room
Forecaster
Forecastle
Forehatch
Forewoman
Fornicator's hall
Fort Knox
Fortress
Fountain of life
Fountain of love
Four-letter word
Free fishery
Front attic
Front door
Front garden
Front gut
Front office
Front parlor
Front piece
Front porch
Front window
Fruit cup
Fruitful vine
Fuck hole
Funniment
Funny bit
Fur
Fur burger
Fur pie
Furnace
Furrow
Furry hoop
Futy
Futz
Gallimaufrey
Gap
Gape
Gaper
Garage
Garden of Eden
Gash
Gasp and grunt
Gate of life
Gate of plenty
Gates of Heaven
Gateway
Generating place
Gentlemen's pleasure garden
Geography
Gib tenuck
Gig
Gigi
Ginch
Girl Street
Glory hole
Go down to the finish line
Gold mine
Golden donut
Golden doorway
Golden furrow
Goldfinch's nest
Grain-shaped cave
Grand Canyon
Grandmother's house
Grass
Gravy giver
Gravy maker
Gray jock
Green grocery
Green meadow
Groceries
Grotto
Grove of Eglantine
Growl
Grunion nest
Gulley hole
Gut entrance
Gutter
Gymnasium
Gyvel
Hair pie
Hairburger
Hairy oracle
Hairy ring
Hairyfordshire
Half Moon Bay
Halfpenny
Handle for the broom
Happy Valley
Harbor of Hope
Hatchway
Heart of the peony
Heavenly part
Hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha
Hive
Hog eye
Hogstyle of Venus
Hole
Hole of content
Hole of holes
Holy of Holies
Home sweet home
Hone
Honey pot
Hoop
Horse collar
Hot beef
House of security
Hymen
Hypogastric cranny
In a flap
India
Ineffable
Ingle-nook
Inner heart
Inner stream
Inner terrace
Intercrural trench
Irish fortune
Itching Jenny
Ivory gate
Jack Straw's castle
Jade cavern
Jade gate
Jade gateway
Jam pot
Jaws of Hell
Jelly
Jelly bag
Jelly box
Jelly roll
Jewel enclosure
Jewel of the Empire
Jeweled enclosure
Jiggumbob
Jock
Joe Hunt
Joy hole
Joy trail
Kaze
Keifer
Keyhole
Keystone of love
Kitchen
Kitty
Knick-knack
Ladder
Lady Berkeley
Lady Flower
Lady Jane
Lady Star
Lapland
Lather maker
Leading article
Leak
Leather
Limbo
Ling
Little man
Little man in a boat
Little Miss Cradle
Little sister
Lobster pot
Lock
Locker
Lollipop
Long-eye
Lotus
Lotus flower
Lotus of her wisdom
Love box
Love canal
Love chamber
Love grotto
Love jungle
Love Lane
Love muscle
Love's channel
Love's harbor
Love's paradise
Love's pavilion
Low country
Lower lips
Lower wig
Lowlands
Machine
Madge
Maiden gear
Maidenhead
Maid's ring
Main Street
Main vein
Man trap
Manhole
Mantrap
Marble arch
Mark of the beast
Mary Jane
Match
Mate
Matrix
Meat
Meat cooker
Meat grinder
Medlar
Melting pot
Membrum mulibers
Mickey Mouse
Middle eye
Middle gate
Middle Kingdom
Midlands
Milk jug
Milk pan
Milker
Milking pail
Mill
Milliner's shop
Mine of pleasure
Minge
Mink
Miraculous cairn
Miss Laycock
Modesty
Money box
Monosyllable
Mons meg
Mons pubis
Mons veneris
Moose
Mortar
Mossy grotte
Mother of all masons
Mother of all saints
Mother of all souls
Mound
Mount
Mouse
Mouse trap
Mouser
Mouth thankless
Mouth that can not bite
Muff
Muffin
Mustard pot
Mutton
Mysterious cavern
Mysterious valley
Naggie
Name it not
Nardlets
Nature's tufted treasure
Naughty
Needle book
Nether end
Netherlands
Niche
Nick-in-the-notch
Nick-nack
Nonesuch
Nook
Nookie
Notch
Number nip
O.B.H
Oat bin
Old ding
Old hat
Old thing
Old wife
Old woman
Orange
Orchard
Oven
Oyster
Oyster catcher
Pan
Pancake
Pandora's box
Paradise
Parenthesis
Parsley patch
Peculiar river
Pee-hole
Penis
Penis equivalent
Penis muliebris
Perfumed mouse
Piece
Pin case
Pink
Pipe
Pipe cleaner
Pipkin
Piss flaps
Pisser
Pit
Pit hole
Pit pitcher
Placket
Placket hole
Playground
Plaything
Pleasure boat
Pleasure center
Pleasure center of heaven
Pleasure field of heaven
Pleasure garden
Pleasure grotto
Pleasure house
Pleasure palace
Pocket
Pocket book
Pole hole
Poon
Poontang
Poor man's blessing
Poozle
Portal of Venus
Porthole
Postem gate to the Elysian
Pot
Poxbox
Precious crucible
Precious gate
Precious gateway
Precious stone
Pretty
Prick scourer
Prick-pocket
Prime cut
Private parts
Privy hole
Pudding
Puddle
Pudend
Pudenda
Pudenda muliebris
Pudendum
Puka
Puki
Purse
Puss
Pussy
Quarry
Queen of holes
Quem
Queynte
Quiff
Quim
Quimmy
Quin
Quoniam
Rag box
Rasp
Rat trap
Rattle ballocks
Receipt of custom
Receiving set
Red pearl
Regulator
Rest and be thankful
Ring
Ringerrangerroo
Road
Road to heaven
Roasting Jack
Rob-the-Ruffian
Rooster
Rose
Rough and tumble
Rough malkin
Rug
Sally Port
Salt cellar
Sampler
Scabbard
Scratch
Scut
Scuttle
Sear
Seat of pleasure
Seat of wisdom
Secret cavern
Seed-land
Seed-plot
Seminary
Sensitive cave
Sensitive cavern
Sex
Sexual cavern
Shady spring
Shaf
Shaft companion
Shake bag
Sharp and blunt
She
Sheath
Shell
Skin coat
Skin the pizzle
Slam
Slash
Slice of life
Slipper
Slit
Slot
Sluice
Smock Alley
Snapper
Snatch
Snatch box
Snatch-blatch
Snippet
Socket
Solution of continuity
South Pole
Spender
Spermsucker
Spew Alley
Spice of life
Spitfire
Split
Sportsman's gap
Sportsman's hole
Spot
Square push
Squint
Squirrel
Star
Stream Town
Strings of the lyre
Stuff
Suck and swallow
Sugar basin
Sugar donut
Supper
Sweet scented hole
Tail
Tail box
Tail end
Tail feathers
Tail gap
Tail gate
Tail hole
Tail trimmer
Target
Tastebud
Teazle
Temple of low men
Temple of Venus
Tench
Tenuc
That
Thatch
Thatched house
The Antipodes
The bank
The business
The case
The channel
The deer
The end
The exchequer
The forecastle
The grindstone
The gym
The hot box
The icing
The mare
The never out trap
The saddle
The satchel
The till
The treasury
The vault
Theca
Thicket
Thing
Thingamagig
Thingie
Thingumabob
Thingy
Tirly-whirly
Tit mouse
Tive
Toby
Toll box
Tomboy
Tool chest
Tool shed
Tootsie wootsie
Toyshop
Treasure house
Trench
Trim
Trinket
Tu quroque
Tuna
Tunnel
Twat
Twatchel
Twelge
Twin
Twitcher
Twittle
Under dimple
Under the hill
Undercut
Undergrowth
Unders
Undertaker
Upper Holloway
Upright grin
Upright wink
Vacuum
Vagina
Valley of Decision
Valve
Vent
Venus flytrap
Venus mound
Venus's cell
Venus's honeypot
Vertical smile
Vicious circle
Virgin knot
Virginale
Virgin's head
Vulva
Ware
Waste pipe
Water box
Wayside fountain
Wazoo
Whaddya call it
Wham
What
Whatsis
Wheat-shaped cave
Whelk
Where Uncle Diddle goes
Whim wham
White tiger's cavern
Whoosis
Womanhood
Wool
Workshop
Wound
X
Y
Yard measure
Yeast-powder biscuit
Yoni
You know what
Yum-yum
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