Dead Drunk Synopsis

When JennyÕs drunk boyfriend vomits and messes himself in their tent on a camping site after a binge drinking session, the man occupying a caravan on the neighbouring plot, helps her out.

# Dead Drunk

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by obohobo

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The text in this story contains erotic material and is expressly written for adults only.

MF Rom

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This is a work of fiction, any resemblance to persons living, dead or otherwise is purely coincidental. The ideas and thoughts that follow are pure fantasies. In real life, at the very least they would be unpleasant and probably illegal. Fantasies are like that; daydreams where we can contemplate and imagine the sensations without suffering or inflicting the pain, despair or humiliation.

© obohobo 2010

Informed by the police

ÒExcuse me Sir, Miss, are you Ronald Greaves and Jennifer Craven?Ó

I looked at the two police officers as they approached, disturbing the tranquillity of the evening. Jenny and I had finished our evening meal but hadnÕt cleared the plates away, and sat drinking tea at our picnic table outside my small caravan parked on a site above Settle on the Yorkshire moors. ÒYes, we are,Ó I confirmed.

ÒIÕm constable Ray Williams and this is constable Megan Jones.Ó They showed their I.D. ÒWeÕre sorry to interrupt your meal but we believe you know a Benjamin Bingham.Ó

ÒBB? Is he okay? Did he ride that bike again before he sobered up?Ó Jenny asked looking worried.

ÒHeÕs dead Miss. IÕm sorry.Ó

ÒHow? Did he hurt anyone else? I knew I should have taken the whiskey from him but I didnÕt want to get into a fight.Ó

ÒNo Miss, no one else was involved but weÕve been asked by the Leicestershire Police to take statements as you were probably the last people to see him alive.Ó

ÒBut how did he die?Ó He was alive when we left, or I think he was.Ó

ÒWe need to take statements separately from you of your time at the Rutland Water Caravan site before we go into details, Miss.Ó

ÒYou think we killed him?Ó I asked, quickly visualising the scenario that we killed the boyfriend so I could take his girlfriend.

ÒNo Sir, at this moment, foul play is not suspected but we need to get a picture of the events leading up to his death ready for the coroner.Ó

ÒPerhaps I could speak to Miss Craven inside the van and take her statement while you talk to Mr. Greaves at the table here?Ó the woman constable suggested.

My statement

He produced a pad of paper and for the next hour I sat and explained in detail, the events that happened at the Rutland Water site. ÒPlease start by stating your name and address and then give as much detail as you can of the time you spent whilst you were at Rutland Water and how you became involved with Jennifer Craven.Ó

PC Jones made a similar arrangement with Jenny and afterwards went through our statements. Mine read:

ÔIÕm Ronald Greaves of 28 Rochester Way, Canterbury, CY1 8BJ and IÕm 29 years old and work as a Civil Servant in a Government Office.

Unusually for me, I had to spend a couple of hours at work on the morning of Saturday 6th June, 2009 and therefore didnÕt start out before noon. Towing the caravan kept my speed down and with heavy traffic and an accident on the M25, I didnÕt arrive at the Rutland Water site until 6 p.m. IÕd booked an overnight stay there before heading for Yorkshire. When I backed into my allotted space I noticed a tent set up in the next plot and a young woman I now know as Jennifer Craven, sat outside looking fed up. I didnÕt know her then.

ÒDid you see a motorcyclist with a red helmet on your way?Ó she asked as I set the caravan on its legs and began preparing for my stay.

ÒWhen I said I hadnÕt, she said, ÒHe went for fish and chips over three hours ago.Ó She looked very worried and frequently looked at her watch, but I continued to set up the caravan and pulled the awning out to give a little shade when I made a meal. While I did this Jenny and I talked about inconsequential things like the weather and the amenities on the site but all the time I knew her thoughts concerned her boyfriend as she kept getting up and looking along the path. We heard the bike approach and both watched as he drove haphazardly along the pathway, first on one side then the other and when he turned onto his plot, he clipped the peg holding my awning causing it to collapse on one corner. When he had difficulty in getting off the bike and Jenny had to help him get it on its stand, I knew he was well and truly drunk and thought it a miracle that he hadnÕt had an accident on his way there.

While fixing the awning I was close enough to hear their conversation. ÒYou promised youÕd given up on the booze, BB, you promised.Ó Jenny started crying as BB (pronounced Beebee) fumbled with the pannier clasp and pulled out a six-pack of beer. He pushed her aside. ÒWhereÕs my fish and chips then?Ó she demanded loudly.

In very slow slurred words he said heÕd bought them but when he felt unsteady before the ride back, he stopped and ate them.

ÒWhereÕs the change from the £20 I gave you?Ó

Still fumbling and muttering, BB eventually pulled out a large bottle of whiskey and stuttered, ÒThey had it on offer at the supermarket.Ó Jenny tried to snatch it away but he pushed her on to the grass. ÒYou bastard, you spent the little money I have on booze that youÕre supposed to have given up and now youÕre on a binge again!Ó He didnÕt answer.

I went stood close by but Jenny signalled me to keep away. BB sat next to his bike and opened the whiskey and swigged it straight from the bottle. Jenny cried. I connected the van to the power supply, sorted out a few things inside and micro-waved and fried, egg, sausage, bacon and beans and did double the amount I needed. Several times I saw her look at the window and I expected she could smell the food. ÒItÕs not a gourmet meal but itÕs all I can offer,Ó I told her as I took the food to the folding table IÕd set up outside. BB clutched the whiskey bottle and crawled into the tent and, with the front still wide open, lay down on top of the double sleeping bag and appeared to sleep. Jenny showed a token reluctance to accept the offered food but I guess her stomach and a few words from me, persuaded her.

ÒIÕm not supposed to have too much fat as IÕm mildly diabetic as is my mother but IÕve only had a sandwich since breakfast and not having any food at all could trigger an attack. We mustnÕt drink alcohol so I never have any in the house and when BB comes round thereÕs no temptation for him.Ó I found we could talk easily and she told me that Ben, who she always called BB, had been in rehab for a drink problem before they met and had been clean for the three months sheÕd known him and couldnÕt understand why he suddenly changed. ÒHis mother told me that once he has one glass of beer, he is a compulsive drinker and is unable to stop until he passes out,Ó she told me, ÒBut so far heÕs always adamantly refused when offered alcohol.Ó

She helped me clean up and we chatted for a while and I found out they came from Faversham, not ten miles from where I lived. After that she went back to the tent and sat outside looking miserable. BB had woken up and sat sipping from the whiskey bottle again.

I prepared for bed about 10 p.m. because I wanted an early start in the morning, and had just put on my pyjamas when Jenny knocked at the door. ÒSorry, to disturb you Ron, but can I sleep in here tonight. The mess and the smell is unbearable in the tent and I donÕt want to sit outside all night.Ó I let her in and cleared the spare bed while she explained, ÒHeÕs been sick over my side of the bed, and shit his trousers and pissed over the sleeping bags. IÕll have to try and make my own way home in the morning. This was supposed to be my first real holiday without my parents and itÕs turning out to be a disaster. IÕm 21 and motherÕs always treated me as a child but she liked BB and heÕs a nice person until he gets drunk but I hadnÕt seen that side of him before, although his mother warned me many times not to give him any alcohol, not even a sip. Perhaps you could drop me off somewhere on your route so I can get a train or a bus?Ó

I agreed and suggested, ÒWeÕd better get the rest of your stuff because I want to make an early start to get to Settle by midday.Ó There was enough daylight to see without torches and when she opened the tent, the appalling smell hit us and I tried to hold my breath. BB lay on his side with a pile of vomit nearby and where Jenny had expected to sleep, and heÕd very obviously messed his trousers and the sleeping bag underneath him. He moaned when I moved him a little to get at Jenny holdall, so he was definitely alive when we left him shortly after ten that evening. I only zipped the tent door halfway to let some fresh air in and dissipate the smell.

A little after 3 a.m., I heard Jenny weeping and I put the light on. We were both wide awake so I made us mugs of tea and we spoke about her options and BB for a short while and gave her a hug. When I returned to my bed she came in with me but we only cuddled for her comfort and didnÕt have sex. One of the options I suggested was for her to stay with me for the holiday. IÕd booked a week at the Settle site and another five days near Whitby, and she could return to Kent with me. She didnÕt commit herself at that time but she did when weÕd had a light breakfast of cereals and were headed for the A1. That pleased me partly because I wasnÕt very keen on driving through Stamford or Grantham town centres towing a caravan to find a railway station. From what I found out later, she probably didnÕt have enough money for the train fare home either.

I suggested she ought to leave BB a note to say she intended to go home by train; at that time she hadnÕt decided to stay with me and we opened an empty cereal box and she wrote, ÒGetting the train home, weÕre through. Jenny.Ó While I readied the caravan for leaving she went to the tent and posted the note through the open part of the door. I didnÕt see her look in but she remarked afterwards he appeared to be sleeping when she peeped through the opening and the tent still smelt vile.

For the first part of the journey she sat quietly in the passenger seat but cheered up when I pulled into a service station (canÕt remember which one but weÕd been going about an hour and a half) for breakfast. This time she chose her food carefully. For the rest of the journey we talked and even joked at times but I could sense leaving BB was a major trauma in her life.

We stopped in Settle for a meal and by the time we reached the site in the hills above the town and connected the caravan to the supplies, the clock read 1:09. I felt shattered from the long, rather slow drive and from the disturbed night, and lay down on the bed. She lay beside me and thanked me for saving her.

We didnÕt hear any more about BB until the police arrived and informed us of his death.Õ

*****

ÒHow did he actually die?Ó I asked after PC Williams finished going through my statement and IÕd signed it. Jenny came out and sat alongside and I hugged her tightly. From the tears in her eyes, I guessed sheÕd already been told.

ÒFrom the reports, it seems that he died by choking on his own vomit and they think sometime between 2 and 5 a.m. but they cannot be precise because his body wasnÕt discovered until three days later when a couple were given the plot you occupied and complained about the smell. They found his I.D. and contacted his parents and they contacted yours,Ó he added looking at Jenny, ÒBut they had no idea where you were until you sent a postcard from Settle. The police knew why you didnÕt take your mobile when they found it in the dried vomit.Ó

ÒI offered her mine,Ó I told them, Òbut she decided phoning them would only lead to a row so she sent the card.Ó

ÒHave you any idea why Mr. Bingham went on a binge after being clean for months, Miss Craven?Ó the policewoman asked.

ÒNo, everything seemed fine and I looked forward to the holiday. He seemed happy enough when he left and I expected him back within the hour so I was pretty worried when Ron came and hadnÕt seen him. I thought he might be in hospital somewhere. What happens now?Ó

ÒThere will be an inquest, probably in Leicester and I expect theyÕll want both of you to attend and it could throw some light on the why question if they find any local witnesses. ItÕs not our area so we donÕt know whatÕs going on there. We will need to know where you are in case we need to contact you again but I doubt that will be necessary.Ó

They left soon after.

Home again

Until that evening our relationship had been platonic. Yes, IÕd hugged her a few times when she needed comforting and kissed her forehead while I held her but weÕd slept in separate beds and didnÕt have sex. In the confined space of the caravan, of course, IÕd seen her near naked body a few times and liked what I saw. SheÕd a slim figure, with curly mouse coloured hair and fairly small breasts. Not a glamour girl but certainly not ugly. During the day, we walked in the hills and I sketched a little, not as much as I would have if IÕd been on my own, but Jenny didnÕt appear to begrudge the time waiting for me, and even without proper walking boots, was able to keep up with me. Fortunately the weather remained dry.

That evening, despite her great sadness at BBÕs death, Jenny also felt relieved that if she had sex with me, she wouldnÕt be cheating on him and wouldnÕt have to face his wrath when she returned home. I insisted she phoned her parents because they must be very worried.

Worried? Her irate mother lambasted her daughter for becoming a whore and taking up with any man that happened to be near when things became rough with her boyfriend, instead of supporting him. Sitting close to her, I heard most of the one sided conversation and when Jenny started sobbing, I snatched the phone. ÒMrs. Craven, you do not deserve a daughter as nice as Jenny. She went through hell when BB returned drunk and was helpless to do anything for him. SheÕs not a whore, and in fact so far we havenÕt been intimate but weÕve enjoyed each otherÕs company and will continue to do so until the end of next week, and most likely when we return. Until then I will take good care of her. Goodnight.Ó I switched off the phone before she could answer but later switched it on again to phone my own parents. They had a few words with Jenny and said they hoped I would bring her to see them when we returned. I no longer lived with them but had my own attic bachelor flat that served as my studio.

Jenny came to my bed that night and we cuddled and kissed and played with each other until fully sexually aroused, she opened her legs and whispered, ÒFuck me, Ron, fuck me. I need it.Ó I entered her slowly and we made love as quietly as we could, knowing other caravans were nearby. I knew Jenny used the contraceptive pill from seeing her take them at breakfast. Oddly, the pill was at her motherÕs insistence when she learned Jenny intended going away for a fortnight with BB.

After that it was Ôno holds barredÕ with our lovemaking and we spent every night in each otherÕs arms. All too soon, our holiday ended and I had to return to Canterbury and Jenny to Faversham. Parking right in front of JennyÕs house, I asked, ÒWould you like me to come in and face the music with you?Ó and knew the answer when she tightly gripped my hand and used her key to enter the house.

ÒMother, this is Ron,Ó she started. To my amazement the woman abruptly turned her back and faced away from us. Her father came forward when Jenny introduced me and shook my hand. ÒThank you for looking after her, Ron, I donÕt know what she would have done or what trouble she would be in if you hadnÕt been there for her. IÕm sorry about Mildred but sheÕd really taken a shine to BB and saw them getting married in the not too distant future. She believes you lured her away and are the cause of his starting to drink again.Ó

In front of them, we kissed and I left for my home. Mother, of course, wanted all the news when I parked the caravan on their drive and went in for a meal. For the time being they had to be content with photos I downloaded on to their computer but I promised to bring her to their home as soon as I could.

I certainly missed her that night but because she no longer had her own phone, I had to wait for her to ring me. When it didnÕt come, I rightly guessed her mother had kept her from the phone.

She phoned me at work the next morning but I had an outside visit and the switchboard girl took the call and left a message for me. As luck would have it, I missed her call again the next day and when on the Wednesday we did connect, it sounded as if she thought IÕd made excuses not to speak to her and wanted to be free again.

ÒRon?Ó an unfamiliar voice. From the caller I.D. number I knew JennyÕs house number, ÒThis is Bob Craven, JennyÕs dad. Can you come over and collect her and her stuff. IÕll help and we can load stuff in my car too. MildredÕs making her life, and mine, hell, but sheÕs at an estate meeting this evening and wonÕt be back until ten or later. Jen said you offered to take her in.Ó

ÒIÕll be there in fifteen minutes.Ó

Jenny kissed her father when he left a little after ten, Ôto be hung, drawn and quarteredÕ, as he put it. After a week, we settled into an easy routine and were able to integrate her stuff and mine without too much hassle. Mum and dad liked her and we spent Sunday with them. Bob Craven sneaked in an occasional phone call but said, he was in the doghouse and now had to sleep in JennyÕs old room.

The inquest

The order to attend the inquest came nearly three weeks later and it did indeed clear up some of the mystery surrounding BBÕs death.

The pathologists and police gave their evidence and gave the cause of death as asphyxiation by choking on his vomit, as the Settle police had told us. We were called and the coroner went carefully through our statements but they pretty much agreed. He asked Jenny several times what she actually saw when she peeped through the tent opening and threw the note in but Jenny hadnÕt seen much at all, just BB lying there and the smell was too bad to linger.

Next he called Barbara Lipton, barmaid at the DogÕs Head in Oakham, the town where BB went to get the fish and chips.

ÒHe came into the pub about 2:30 or a bit later with Reg Fisher, one of the regulars and a keen motorcyclist. Reg bought him a beer while they sat and discussed motorbikes and then they had another. Reg then went home and the man bought two more beers. I decided that heÕd had more than enough and refused to serve him a fifth. I told him to take a taxi back. He said he had to go and get fish and chips and I told him where to find the shop. He left and about an hour or more later I heard the motorcycle engine start up and saw him take off pretty unsteadily. I half intended to phone the police but a group in a minibus came in and the pub got busy at that time so he would have been back at the camp site by the time I could get to the phone.Ó

That explained how he started drinking again but why he accepted that first pint will forever remain a mystery.

Reg Fisher confirmed her story and apologised for having unwittingly started his drinking bout. ÒI had no idea he had a drink problem and he never mentioned it when we spoke,Ó he explained.

Janet Biggleson, an elderly cashier at the supermarket, gave her evidence. ÒHe purchased two six packs of brown ale and a bottle of the whiskey that we had on offer and paid with a £20 note. I asked for his age verification and he showed me his driverÕs licence from which I calculated his age to be above 21 and therefore served him. His breath already smelled of alcohol and he walked a bit unsteadily but I didnÕt know if he had a car or not.Ó

Another witness said he saw him sitting on a seat in the park drinking from a can of beer and eating fish and chips from a paper wrapper.

After all the evidence it became abundantly clear that he was in no fit state to drive and we wondered how he made it to the caravan site without injuring himself or others.

Grace Bingham, BBÕs mother, tearfully took the stand and explained that her son had an alcohol problem from an early age. ÒHeÕd go for weeks without having a drink and then it only needed a sip of wine to start him drinking heavily until he became unconscious. Usually heÕd get through the sickness part while still able to get to a toilet but maybe the toilet was too far away this time. After heÕd been rushed to hospital twice they sent him to rehab for alcoholics several times and the last time he lasted without a drink for months until that man bought him a one in the pub.Ó She broke down but later came to Jenny and said she didnÕt blame her for her sonÕs death. The two cried together for a while because I know Jenny felt that if sheÕd have stayed with him or even stayed outside the tent and checked on him every so often, BB might still be alive.

The coroner recorded, ÒDeath by misadventure.Ó We all went home to try and get on with our lives again.

Despite the evidence, JennyÕs mother continued to blame her daughter for the boyÕs death and refuses to acknowledge JennyÕs existence. Her father visits us and does so openly to show his disapproval of his wifeÕs attitude. Maybe one day that will change but certainly it wonÕt be soon. Meanwhile, Jenny and I live as partners and I was able to get her a better paid job in one of the council offices so financially we are reasonably well off and are starting to look for a house. At times we look back to our time at the Rutland Water site and sheÕll laugh and tell our friends that all it took to seduce her, was a plate of sausage, bacon, egg and beans.

Marriage next?

Finis.