The Hispanic American War

"What the fuck do you mean...invaded? You been smoking that whacky tobaccy, boy?" "Speak up, boy, I can't hear you? Gimmie the Chief. What? Dead? Everybody?" "Spell it out for me, boy. M...e...x...i...c...a...n... A...r...m...y. That spells Mexican Army. Now I know you're high...or sunstroke. Those guys can't fight...they don't know how." CLICK. "Idiot hung up on me. I need to have a talk with that boy. Margie....Margie...MARGIE!!! Get your butt in here. That idiot son of yours is telling me the Mexican Army is invading." "Well, Senor. There is that possibility!" BLAM! "And now the News" "Reports from Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California indicate a severe power outage. All contact with the border patrol has been lost and no border city seems to have power. Texas Power and Light, Arizona Light and Power, and New Mexico Consolidated Power can not contact any repair teams. Wait one...Here's a breaking report from San Diego. You have it on Video Phone? Will you play it back? Gruesome you say? Ladies and Gentlemen, the following video phone conversation is not suitable for children or the faint of heart. If you have children or can't stand the sight of blood yourself please leave the roo..." "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special message from the President." "Madam President." "Thank you James. There are unconfirmed reports and unsupported rumors that Mexico has invaded the United States. I can state positively that this is not the case. Please, my fellow citizens, remain calm. You have nothing to fear." "Thank you, President Gonzalez. Your assurance is timely and your confidence in the status quo relieving. I'm sure the citizens are relieved." *speaking Spanish* "Hola, Hector." "Hola, Madam President." "The situation?" "Going as planned with one little glitch." "What's the problem?" "There seems to be a small force of snipers who are taking out our officers, the men in some sectors are leaderless." "I thought the repeal of the Second Amendment took the guns from the hands of civilians?" "Si, El Presidente. It was so easy, Safety, Safety they cried. We gave them Safety. The average gun owner turned their guns months ago. These "snipers" turned in guns too. Evidently, they turned in old and wornout Russian weapons instead of their high powered rifles. They are killing our Officer Corps and our Scouts can not find them. In another matter: I regret to be the one to inform you, your son Jorge has disappeared, possibly captured." The Red Line phone rang. "Si?" "Hector, turn on the TV and change channels to WOLF. There is to be an important announcement is three minutes. I'm not sure I understand. We had the FCC pull the WOLF license months ago." "Appeals to the Supreme Court, El Presidente." "Those old fools? Execute a few of their grandchildren. Let them know we mean business. Send out the 'Go' command to the maids and gardeners. We need a few less gringo bosses." "Ladies and Gentlemen of the viewing audience we present Pedro Gonzales, son of President Gonzales. Pete, as he prefers to be called, has just flown in from the Texas battlefield, where millions of Mexican soldiers are invading native born American homes and embarking on a systematic purge of males. They are raping wives and daughters with the intent of creating a new race of Hispanics. Here's Pete..." "Americans! Arm yourselves! Patriots! Defend the country! Evil doers have committed outrageous acts against native born citizens and the Constitution! Homeland Security has delibertly failed their office and defiled their oath. Bows and arrows will get you a gun and ammunition. Homeowners who have hired undocumented cheap labor, Know This! Your Hispanic gardeners and maids are here to eliminate you. They have weapons. Defend yourselves. "President Gonzalez has subverted her oath of office. We must reestablish democracy. Generals, remove all Hispanic soldiers, leave them in Iraq, many are gang members who have joined for the sole purpose of killing your officers: bring the Army home. Admirals, we need your ships and planes. Marines, defend the Constitution. America must come first. "Sheriffs! Remove all Hispanic 911 operators, they are here to disrupt communications. You are not getting the emergency calls. City Police Chiefs! Disarm your Mexican American officers. Many are illegal aliens planted years ago, they are here to spread confusion. The plan is to kill American police officers and blame the citizenry. "Secret Service! Arrest my mother! Her plan is to divide Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Florida and California from the United States and..." To be continued...