DUDE!some sex, sci fi, magic humor

"Dude! Impressive entry. Where can I score one of those?"

"Man, Ya like the carpet?"

"Oh yeah, Dude, That's so groovy!"

"Wanna ride? Man?"

"Dude!! Like wow!"

"Man, Hop on."

"Dude!! Oh yeah!"

"Man, I wanna check out the river."

"Dude! Like I'm up for it. Hey, Dude, This is pretty comfy!"

"Too bad I have to give the carpet back, Man."

"Dude! ya gotta surrender the wheels? That's harsh, Dude!"

"Yeah, Man. Well, I borrowed it."

"Like, five finger borrowed? Dude!"

"Oh no, Man. Nope. The Whatever loaned it to us."

"Dude, What Whatever?"

"Cat lives up top. Dude, and Dudess, Man."

"Dude! Check out the chicks in the river. Nice rack, Blondie."

"Yeah Man. Best breasts in the west. Hey, Chione! Lookin' good, babe!"

"Dude! You know that chick?"

"Yup, like oranges or grapefruit! Man."

"Dude, she's your main squeeze?"

"We got a thing. She's part of the Six, Man."

"Dude! That's so cool."

"Man! The Six pretty much run the commune."

"Dude?"

"The Six, man, you dig it?"

"Six? Dude. Where you coming from?"

"You know, Man. The carpet riders. The Six."

"Whoa! Dude! I can dig it. That's The Man? He's Huge!"

"Naw, Man. The Tall Dude is Kurt, Big Stick."

"He is ALL that, Dude."

"The screamer? From this morning? Carol? The old lady? She's his mom, Man."

"Dude! The Stick brought his mom?"

"Whatever did it. Bogus! If you ask me! Man, that's Pretty - Damn - Bogus. Kidnap a guys mom, Grand mom, Great Aunt, twin sisters, the Lez, and the baby? Bogus!"

"Dude! That's not cool!"

"Man, The twins are hot, but they brought their boyfriends. Shit, man. Whatever brought everybody in the house."

"Whatever?"

"Dude, and Dudess that lives on top. I told you about him - her - it, Whatever, Man."

"Oh, Dude! I dig it now. A transvestite. That's pretty weird, Dude."

"Nope. Not a trannie, Man. I don't grok it myself. Jo is the one to ask. She's the brain but The King Cheese is the DUDE, Man!."

"Jo? Dude? which one is Jo?"

"Jo is the preggers one, Man."

"Dude!! Cat brought his Wife?"

"Man, no choice. Whatever did it."

"Another Bogus move by the mind police. Dude!"

"The Cheese and the Stick got taken first. Then Jo and Vicky. They needed a driver, so Whatever snatched me and Chione...right in the middle of my nut, Man. Now THAT was Bogus!!!"

"Dude!! No Way!! Dude!!"

"Way"

"Dude? Harsh!"

"Harsh, Man."

"Whoa, Dude, that's a pretty big pond. Wanna go swim?"

"No, Man. There's a hot pool up top."

"Dude!!"

"Yeah, baby. We had a real party up there last night. Hot chicks and swinging dicks. The Vickster wore us ALL out, Man!"

"DUDE!!"

"Man, it's getting all twilight, like."

"We need to go back, Dude?"

"Yeah, Man. No lights on this baby."

"Dude. There's that Chione again."

"Hi Sweetie. Need a ride? Hi Jo, Vickie."

"Dude, like ya gonna introduce me?"