Re: women crushing insects with boots...read this..i hope it's what you mean 18-May-98 10:05:38

Well, I saw my girlfriend step on some large worms the other day, without her even noticing. Here's what happened:

My girlfriend and I just moveed in together, and we had some work to do in our backyard, so there i was sitting in the yard removing some of the grass in order to put some tiles in, when suddenly a number of large worms came crawling out of the mud...you know they love to crawl in grass and mud... I just noticed my girlfriend coming out of the backdoor, she was wearing some old skirt and her black, ankle high boots, they have a thick-two inch heel...no spikes...yet... As I was working, I noticed her sitting squatted down with her back turned to me, wich allowed her heels to be just lifted up from the ground an inch. I knew it was then or never, so I shoved three big worms under her left heel and two under her right heel...just as I had removed her finger, she asaked me..."emm hon, would you like a beer?" Me knowing she would have to stand up replied: "sure" and I sat down neer her feet to get a good vieuw. As she stood up her heels came down slowly, mashing the worms to a pulp, squish coming out on the sides of her heels...since I was sitting so close, I could her the "sluuurrpp" as she lifted her feet to walk away, underneath there was a fat greasy spot about three inches wide...

From that moment on, we do a lot of work together in the garden