"Rat Killer" on TV's "The Practice" 31-Mar-98 02:58:05

On TV tonight I caught the last 30 min of the show The Practice. In tonight's show, an office female employee was to get an award by some pro animal group for kindness to dogs. However, one of the org's spokeswomen was concerned because word had got out that she had killed a rat in the office and that the presenters might be upset with giving such an award to "a rat killer"! As I said, I missed the first 30 -40 min so I can only guess she had crushed it. At the award banquet, she got another warning by the annoying committee woman that they might take away her award. Soooo, during her acceptance speech after receiving the trophy, she announced that some people might be upset to know that she kills rats and that if she "found one crawling up [her] leg, [she] would have no problem STOMPING IT TO DEATH!". She continued to go on how she hates rats and how she enjoys finding them dead, floating face up in water, etc, and finished off by saying that she was more than willing to use her trophy to "smash" the next rat she sees. One lone audience member clapped as she walked back to her seat and slammed her trophy on the table. Imagine that, ABC is pro death to rats! My girlfriend thought it was amusing, and continued to massage my hardon through my shorts with her bare soles throughout the rest of the evening, as we lazed about on the couch.

elcabio