Author: Clay Subject: Squashed at Six Flags......... Date: Fri Feb 6 20:26:27 1998

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Once while waiting in a huge line to get on a ride at Six Flags, I pulled a little stunt. This particular day, the line was really crawling. Suddenly I noticed in back of the line tall blonde woman wearing huge sneakers. Boy, would I love to be stepped on by her, I thought. The line snaked around such that she enventually would be right next to me, separated by an iron banister. I acted quickly. I bent down and pretended I was tying my shoe. To be more discreet, I flung my sweater over my arm. I placed my hand right next to her sneaker. She had her back to me so she didnt notice anything. Suddenly she laughed at something her companion was saying, and she stepped right on my fingers and stood there. It hurt real good. She was standing there for about 5 seconds, when my stupid brother yelled down to me "What are you doing, the line is moving!" But I couldn't move because I was being squashed by this Amazon. I tried to move my fingers a little, but they wouldn't budge. However, she shifted her weight again (maybe she unconsciously felt my fingers trying to move under her) and I made a quick retreat. It must be so great to be the floor that these women walk on.