Re: Ran over with truck, driver in BZHeels! Saturday, 20-Dec-97 10:46:07

Skip,

Yes! I have seen this type of activity in women, and sometimes I am amazed and excited!

One friend, who has a decked-out Ford F-150 pickup with backseat and 8' bed is probably the cockiest woman behind a wheel when it comes to crushing with her truck!

She's just 39 this past weekend, but has run over things since she learned to drive on her parent's farm! Her first "accident" was backing a fully loaded flatbed over her brother's favorite metal Tonka truck... while he watched and cried! The truck was so heavy she said she felt nothing, but could hear the plastic parts cracking and metal bending... and her little brother crying! It was worth the price of replacing that truck with a bigger and better Tonka!!

She also is quite a varmint crusher on her own farm and anywhere really! Any animals that interfere with the workings of her farm or that endanger her animals are summarily crushed beneath her wheels! Her victims include:

5 large raccoons

4 groundhogs (I saw one of these... the heavy V-8 engine and transmission combine unbelievably!! It's not pretty! His guts spurted out his mouth! She jumped out of her truck in her 4" heels, casually checked the damage, said "You can't even feel something that small in a big truck"....(that small?) She walked into the house where the party was and left the crushed groundhog in the host's driveway! On her way up the sidewalk she stepped off in the planter and loaded her right heel and toe up with some mud to track into the house.... I was amazed!! I'll need an entire message to describe what she did to that house...)

to continue...

numerous snakes sunning themselves,

about a dozen squirrels,

and accidentally one of her cats... but they didn't know until they got back from the grocery!

Before she moved into the country to her own farm she was also responsible for crushing many toys:

barbie dolls doll houses cars/trucks a Big Wheel one bike garden tools (rakes) pumpkins at Halloween

Of course, she has a pair of BZHeels, but only has had a chance to wear them once... she did crush another woman's toe at a wedding reception though! It was a full stomp aimed at a ballon on the floor... bad idea that ballon breaking thing! The other woman, not being a high heel veteran was in her stockings and easy pickings! Her big toenail was purple underneath 80% of the nail and bleeding to the inside cuticle (sp?)!

This is only one woman, in one small farming town, so I'm sure that many "clumsy" drivers we notice in a driveway are really some smart and deadly women!

I have two more friends who enjoy crushing with their cars and wll get some of their best stories!

Have a Merry Christmas from BZHeels

BZHeels

PS - page is coming deathly slow, sorry!!

PPS - for all of your girlfriends who enjoy spike heel damage and crushing, make sure they're near someone in vulnerable footwear when the New Year arrives! Any jump or stomp will be interpreted as New Year's reactions!