<Mat> hi
<arianna> hello
<Mat> how old are you?
<arianna> 15
<Mat> i had that age 3 years ago
<arianna> so i'm guessing you're 18
<Mat> that's right
<Mat> i have a question for you...
<arianna> shoot
<Mat> can girls crush things if they step on them?
<arianna> i guess it depends what we're stepping on
<Mat> a cheeseburger...
<arianna> yeah i guess they can
<Mat> How would it be after? (the cheeseburger)
<arianna> flat
<Mat> maybe.
<Mat> you have to consider that it is a girl who is actually stepping, not a guy.
<arianna> i think it would still be flat though
<Mat> you really think that girls can be that heavy?
<arianna> i just don't think a cheeseburger would hold a lot of weight period
<arianna> well it wouldn't be completely flat but a little squashed
<Mat> so you saying that girls weight something?
<arianna> why am i talking about this?????
<arianna> i just was saying that the cheeseburger would flatten very easily if someone stepped on it
<Mat> i don't know... maybe you are distracted by something else!
<Mat> have you ever stepped on something that flatten under your weight?
<arianna> no
<arianna> well little things...like twigs and stuff
<Mat> on an animal?
<arianna> but i can't say i ever stepped on a cheeseburger
<arianna> besides my dog's tail....no
<Mat> i suppose!
<Mat> it would be suprising if you had.
<arianna> hehe
<Mat> sorry for those questions, i'm just wondering.
<arianna> thats ok
<Mat> mmm, in a stampede, is it possible for a guy to die trampled only by women?
<arianna> i think it depends on the number of women...and the size of the guy
<Mat> the is 6 year old and he's stepped on by maybe 75 girls of your age?
<Mat> guy
<arianna> yes its definitely possible
<Mat> but how would he die?
<arianna> internal bleeding
<arianna> i don't know!
<Mat> if they are walking quietly on him, he won't bleed!
<arianna> well i thought they were like running over him
<arianna> if they were walking quietly over him then i guess he would just be a little bruised maybe
<Mat> well, maybe!
<Mat> but if a girl stops and stands on his stomach for 15 minutes, what would happen?
<arianna> if she just stood there?
<Mat> yeah, right on this stomach...
<arianna> i don't think it would really do that much
<arianna> maybe bruise a little
<arianna> but nothing serious
<Mat> i think the same!
<Mat> do you have any questions for me?
<arianna> let me think......
<arianna> if people park in driveways and drive on parkways.....why do they call them that?
<Mat> people are generally speaking, "stupid".
<Mat> what a great answer!
<arianna> hehe
<arianna> that just always confused me
<Mat> things in our society aren't always logical.
<arianna> yeah ...thats true for sure
<Mat> could you answer that:
<arianna> answer what?
<Mat> is it true that girl's feet smell something?
<arianna> some peoples feet smell
<Mat> yeah, but for girls?
<arianna> yeah...girls feet can smell
<Mat> i don't believe you.
<arianna> why don't you believe me!
<arianna> its true...i know other girls that have smelly feet!
<Mat> what age are they?
<arianna> like 15, 16
<arianna> around there
<Mat> ok, but do you know the size of there feet in inches?
<arianna> no
<Mat> i would bet what you want that i'm right.
<arianna> what do you mean that you're right? that they don't smell?
<Mat> yeah, girls' feet never smell.
<arianna> i swear to god....i play sports with girls and i'm sometimes there when they take their shoes off
<arianna> i know these things
<Mat> you're only 15, it's unbelieveble.
<Mat> what would be a good bet?
<arianna> i don't know....
<arianna> i would bet pretty much anything though
<arianna> i'm sure about this one
<Mat> ok, if i say i can smell a girl's feet for half an hour after she played soccer, would i be a tough guy?
<arianna> yeah i guess
<arianna> well it all depends on the person though...some people are worse then others
<Mat> for guys yes, for girls, it is surely another thing.
<arianna> well guys are probably worse than girls
<Mat> for this time, you are right.
<arianna> yippie!!:)
<Mat> in the case you're are right about the things mentionned earlier, if i want to confirm, can i ask a girl if i could smell her feet, or she may finds this request too weird?
<arianna> i wouldn't go around asking girls if you could smell their feet
<arianna> i don't think they'd appreciate it too much
<Mat> but it's innofensive!
<arianna> yippie!!:)
<Mat> in the case you're are right about the things mentionned earlier, if i want to confirm, can i ask a girl if i could smell her feet, or she may finds this request too weird?
<arianna> i wouldn't go around asking girls if you could smell their feet
<arianna> i don't think they'd appreciate it too much
<Mat> but it's innofensive!
<arianna> but they wouldn't like it
<arianna> they would probably yell at you or something
<Mat> anyway, i'll ask one of my sister's friend if she wants too!
<arianna> you could try but i don't think she's gonna let you
<Mat> i may pay her.
<arianna> hehehe
<Mat> sounds weird for such a request.
<arianna> i'd let somebody smell my feet if they paid me!
<Mat> really?
<arianna> yeah i would
<Mat> what would be your minimal cost?
<arianna> hmmmm....i don't know
<arianna> 3 dollars
<arianna> it wouldn't take much
<Mat> 3 dollars! for how long?
<arianna> i don't know
<Mat> 20 minutes, is it too much?
<arianna> yeah
<Mat> 5?
<arianna> i'd say like 5 bucks for 5 minutes
<Mat> a fair trade. Could you garanty that your feet smell something?

Ed: I think she had enough here, anyway, I had already what I was looking for!