"The Grocery Store"
01-Jun-99 19:57:43

Hi all,

Last night my wife let me do something that I have been wanting to do for a long time. We had to go to the grocery store, and she decided to wear her semi-hard thong flat sandals. Heres where it gets good. I told her that I wanted to tape something to the bottom of her sandals heel. She reluctantly said Ok. What?
I said how about a peice of fruit and she said na, so I suggested that I go and pick a fresh flower. She agreed. While I was outside picking a nice and fat flower I saw I little lizard and decided to catch him. I wrapped him up in a big leaf so she wouldn't see him and then I went into the house. She didn't even ask to see what I had in my hand she just took off her sandal and handed it to me. I had wraped this lizard kinda tight so all together the leaf and all was about 1 and 1/2 inches long and about 3/4 of and inch wide. I taped his tail to his body to make him fit better. Then I proceded to tape the rolled up leaf to the bottom of her sandals heel. Once secure I said here lets go and I told Ok don't grind your feet or drag that foot so you don't knock off the leaf. She said Ok. I couldn't believe her first step down. We both heard this POP!! She said ohh whats that and laughed not knowing what it was... It was Great!!
We went shopping and I saw her at times standing full weight on that poor crushed lizard. She would stop and read her list and stand on that foot full weight and I would imagine her weight squishing thru her sandal soo hard!! We were shopping for 1 hour and when we arrived home she again just said here, and lifted up her foot so I could see her sole and she said take my sandal off now. I went into the bathroom and peeled off the tape and pulled off the leaf, it was really crushed bad.. I couldn't believe it