My most memorable experience.
18-Mar-99 22:43:23

I'm not sure. There are a few, but they all probably pale in comparison to most out there. Let me think of one.

Well, I was at a friend's house. Her name was April. She was slim with short brown hair and blue eyes. I remember that I had a huge crush on her (this was early high school) and found her very attractive.

We were out on her driveway. She was wearing a tee shirt, cutoff shorts, and was barefoot. I was pulling my usual routine of lying on the ground so as to always be looking up at her and hopefully provoke her into stepping on me. that didn't happen, she was too sweet for that. Damn.

Anyway, I, naturally, kept looking at her feet, which were only a few inches from my head. There were all these tiny ants running around, you know the ones. Well April kept following them with her toes, and stepping on them. I remember the coolest thing about it, besides the fact that she seemed to be doing it out of boredom and didn't really care about them, was that when she lifted her toes again, the ants would be gone. After a while, I commented on it, and asked to see her toe. There was a tiny group of squashed ants stuck to the pad of her big toe.

I'm not really into toe crushing, but I thought that was great.

Another memorable experience involving the same kinds of ants was when I was with a friend of mine, Rebecca. We were both pretty young, early teens, but it was cool, anyway. We were sitting on this large rock, and there were all these ants crawling on it. She kept squashing them one at a time with her fingers. When one would stick to her finger, she'd roll it up and flick it off. She, too, did this nonchalantly like it didn't matter.

It always seems that when women crush ants, it's always like they're just doing it to have something to do.

There was a play I saw once where a nice looking girl was pretending to be a young girl chasing an ant. She said "I see you little ant. Would you like me to step on you?" She lifted up her foot and stomped the stage, and said "I squash you!" She picked her foot up and looked down at the stage. "but you're still moving, only half crushed. So I stomp you again! Harder!" She slammed her foot down again. "now you are squashed!" It was a lovely play :)-Sean