Another day at the mall
18-Mar-99 14:41:07

I went to the mall today to se if there were alot of women shopping and to my surprise the mall was pretty busy. So I decided to go to the pet store and buy ten crickets. I then walked around looking for pretty women to throw the crickets in front of. Well after a while I went into a J.C. Penny department store and I saw a slim attractive redhead who worked there, she was wearing the kind of sandaled shoes that were on high heels and you could see the whole foot, arches and everything, so i followed her round the store until I could find her alone and where the cameras would be out of the way, i threw a cricket on the floor behind her, walked past her and said "Is that a spider on the floor?", and she looked down and said "Oh, It is a cricket" she waited for a couple of people to pass then she lifted her foot and placed the toe of her right shoe on the cricket and twisted her foot back and forth. I said "Did you squish it" and she said "Yes" after she removed her foot, there was nothing but a wet spot on the floor, the cricket was stuck to the bottom of her shoe toe, and she walked away on her heels as not to smear the cricket back on the floor..She told me "There is a pet store next to us and they sell crickets as pet food and we get them all the time"......I cant wait to go back and try it again...

a friend