wow...a crush story (albeit a minor one)
26-Jan-99 22:54:03

Hey folks, it's been a while since I posted a crush story...jeez, almost a year. I used to be pretty prolific (BigJayCool for anyone who remembers the old Mr. Rugman's board) but the crush scene dyed down for a while and the stories became few and far between. But anyway...I saw something recently and I thought you'd all like it so...what the hell.

School is just starting up at the college I go to and since I'm a member of one of the clubs here I spend a lot of time in the office with a lot of chicks. Well, these three chicks were talking about the rooms they were moving into and one of them mentions that she hates hers and wants to move because for the past three days she's had a problem with ants. Apparently the tennant who lived in the dorm before her was a slob and now she's got ants up the wazoo.

Seeing as this was an opportunity to inquire about any possible crushings I asked her. Her, for those who want to know, is a 5-11 blonde girl with sexy curves (although she's a little on the chunky side..maybe 160lbs) and a really tom-boyish personality (i thihk she's trying out for the Volleyball team).

So I asked her what she's been doing with her problem with the ants. She said "Well, whenever I see one, and it's like, every minute, I just step on it."

I inquired a little more..being the budgening journalism major that I am....

"So how many would you say you killed so far?"

"Oh who knows, like hundreds. I've been doing it since Friday when I first moved back."

"Where exactly are all the ants?"

"They're everywhere. I go to sleep there on my windowsill, I get out of bed and they're on my floor, I go to take a shower and they're in the sink. Its terrible."

"Do you have any bug spray?"

"No. Why bother, it'll just stink up the room. Anyways, as long as I'm being infested, I might as well have some fun fighting back."

There. See. Women enjoy crushing too! I was soooo tempted to go more in-depth with this but I held back. Who knows, maybe she'll take me back to her room and I'll see some ant crushing in action. Anyways, if I do I'll keep you all posted.

later

Jay