I hope this helps you out.
13-Dec-98 22:38:16

How to break the news to a babe about your fetish hoping she will step on you and/or crush for you.

Whereas one of my preponderances is in pondering the imponderable, I have found that rather than pressing for a "yes", look for a "not no".

One of the first things I do when I meet a girl is to determine whether or not she is a Thuddite. A Thuddite is my term for your average, normal, run of the mill, humanoid type of earthling person.

One of the ways I can tell if the person is a Thuddite is to crack a stupid joke where I deliberately "misrenounce" a word or two. If she is amused, she's cool. If she trys to "correct" you or looks at you like you're weird, she's a Thuddite.

Of course, there are ways to surreptitiously "test" the girl to see if she is into crushing or trampling. One way is to keep some acorns in your pocket and when you get to a place where a lot of women walk by, casually place them where they can be stepped on. If you see a girl go out of her way to crunch the acorn or (I know this is hard for a crush fan to do.) look at her face for signs of giddiness or pleasure when she steps on it rather than look at her feet.

Being both an electrician and a computer network guru, I have spent a lot of time under a girl's desk. There has been many a time where I would compliment a girl about her shoes and would touch them and then lay my hand down in front of her toes. She would then step on my hand. You won't believe how many times that trick has worked for me! I have been felt off and stepped on by many a girl of whom I didn't even know their name.

One of the biggest ice breakers I use when I meet a girl is to talk about their astrological sign. The best four signs for a trample/crush babe is Pisces, Capricorn, Cancer, and Scorpio. The worst signs are Leo, Sagittarius, and Gemini. Of course, it's not a definitive thing; I been stepped on by a Gemini and I have met a Pisces who was too neurotic to handle the issue of fetishism in general. If you do meet a Pisces, there is a ninety percent chance she will step on you.

I can look at a girl's natal chart and tell if she would trample or crush. Mars, Saturn, and Uranus need to be in angular houses and aspected by conjunction, square, or opposition. Mars and Saturn needs to be well placed by being in their own signs, their signs of exhaltation or in mutual reception. That helps with a person's ethics. Neptune in the first house or any angular house is indicative of the steppee rather than the stepper.

In my chart, I have a Saturn - Neptune conjunction in Libra in the first house making a tee-square to a Mars - Uranus opposition where Mars is in Capricorn in the 4th house and Uranus is in Cancer in the 10th house.

I have found that it is easier to get stepped on by a princess rather than say, a biker chick. I have had real good luck with lady executives, professors, and lawyers. A person's "tone" has a lot to do with it. A person needs to be in pretty good shape emotionally to be able to handle fetishes. If you communicate to someone who is below 2.0 on the tone scale, you are asking for trouble! To understand what a person's tone is and how the tone scale works, read "Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard. Knowing how to place people on the tone scale is one of my most formidable neuromancery tools in my arsenal.

All and all, I find that if I cannot establish very good affinity with a girl, I find it best to keep my trap shut concerning fetishes.

I hope this helps you out.

Sparky ---