Last night I went to a rock concert, I barely saw the show because I was down low
offering my hands at the feet of several different women, trying to get stepped on! I
got my fingers stepped on several times, but when the women realized they stepped
on me, they'd move away. One girl I sort of "chased" around with my hand, when
she'd move I'd move my hand back near her feet. Finaly she ran out of patience and
stepped right on my hand, full weight, and gave a little twist as she passed over it.
That was it, though, after that her boyfriend moved between us. I also had great luck
during intermission, dropping gum outside the ladies room exit. So many girls passing
by, it didn't take long before the gum got stepped on, they'd walk on it for a few steps
and it would fall off, leaving thier dirty shoeprint on the gum. I picked it up, put it in
my mouth, chewed it, made my way back to the ladies room exit, and did it all over
again, at least 8 times! That piece of gum was looking pretty black by the time I was
done! I use Bubble Yum or Bazooka soft bubble gum, it doesn't stick to the shoe too
bad if you've chewed it for 20mins. or so. One of these days at a concert I'll meet a
girl who'll step on my fingers without mercy, after all, if she steps on my fingers and I
don't move them, it's not her fault, maybe she'll try to see how much I can take. I look
forward to that day!