I have started University now and I don't really have access to a computer. I must say though, living in an all male dorm has advantages when your house is right next to an all female dorm. Girls are always in and out of our house.

Anyway, 2nd day on campus. I'm wailing on my guitar with my roomate when two girls look in (doors to the houses were unlocked for the first week) and ask us if we can help them move their furniture around. I just notice on of the girls has on thin, well worn rubber thongs on.
We walk into their residence and their place is full of food and stuff and stuff all over the floor...everywhere. They were about to renovate.
Anyways we are about half way through moving their beds and dressers and stuff when I bent over to grab a bed. The thonged girl yells hold it, and she jumped up and over her bed to move a big box and as she landed back on the ground, her foot landed right on top of a small bag of chips you get from the vending machines. A loud pop was heard and she went "Whoops"

I was affected by that a lot. She put her foot down and just couldn't help but to land on it. That was good until last Sunday.

Being only the second week of university, people were still moving i on Sunday. I was just with some of my bunking buddies outside by the parking lot when a fairly petite female student drives up, stops the car and begin to unpack her gear. Well the first thing I noticed was her flat thonged sandal slap onto the pavement and then kinda scrape it as she sidestepped out.
I think it was my roomate who first offered to help her in with her luggage. So about four of us help her in with two loads each. On the last load, she stopped and had a smoke with the boys (I don't smoke...but that is ok).
I quickly scan the area for anything. For a change, I find an ant that is wanderinging about doing whatever ants do. It was quite a distance away from the girl but the conversation dragged on, and on and on. I was surprised when before I know it the ant is right in between her two sandals. I couldn't believe it! She turned around and looked towards the highway, her feet landing everywhere but the ant, just missing. She doesn't notice of course. She walks over to her illegally parked car and drifts back, her toe of her sandal landing just centimeters from the bug. She rests slightly on the rail with the toe of her sandal in the air. The bug walked underneath her foot. The bug is roughly 4 centimeters away when she uncrosses her feet and slams her foot down just missing the ant again. I'm going nuts here. The ant does a 180 curved turn around walks the other ways and she sits on the rail with her sandals dangling. Just as the bug is almost clear of the girl, she jumps from the rail and lands directly on the bug. SHe didn't notice anything as she shook everyone's hand and went back to the car to park it.

So far I havent' seen the last girl at all, although she is only a couple of dorms away. But the two roomates who live beside us have been with us ever since. Both are extremly hot... I even taught them to play guitar...well, a chord.
Not to worry, I still have a girlfriend here at home...