two crush stories
31-Aug-98 17:42:54

i've been dying to post these two stories for a week now. the first one occured in an office setting. my boss (5'10", blonde) was introducing some new members of our office staff at a weekly meeting. she made the introduction, then stepped back so that each person could offer a little background biography. they were all standing, the rest of us were all sitting. as one of the new people were speaking, the boss noticed an insect crawl across the floor. in the middle of this guys speach, she walked to the middle of the room, put her foot down on the bug, pressed, then tooks three steps back into her original position. i was shocked. nobody seemed to notice. or was that the secret? nobody could tell that i noticed. my two options were to sit in silent admiration of her completed detestment of this insect's life, or jump up and say, "Wow! she just stepped right on that bug! twist him a little!" needless to say, i just sat there. much to the dissatisfaction of many of you, i regret to report that the shoes she was wearing were boring flats, but in social situations i've seen her in sandals. she has big, well manicured feet. now it makes it even better for her to tell me what to do.
the next crush happened the same night. my girlfriend, who is not interested in crush and has the uneasy suspicion that i like it, cornered a huge roach in her room. she was wearing her army issue jump boots, and had in trapped in the corner. it slipped by her and she said, "quick, step on it." i said, "hell no, you step on it." without a second thought she walked toward the speeding roach and placed her boot on top of it, mild pressure. then she rocked her foot forward so that it's body was being flattened. she held it for about five seconds, then gave a quick twist as she lifted. then she made me pick up the guts and flush it down the toilet. she says she isn't interested in crush, but i think part of her psyche is interested. she let me diddle her silly right afterwards. in the days to follow i have not been so lucky.