I am still quite sore from my trampling 2 days ago so I came home from work a bit early. I decided to write what I find have been the benefits I've gained from being a trample fan for as long as i have. they are in no particular order but here goes.
1. I am in better shape then most men my age. My muscle tone is as good now as it was in my 20's. Having 110 to 125 lbs slamming into your stomach and chest repeatidly tends to keep the muscles in shape.
2. I'm much mor relaxed then almost anybody I know. Whatever tension is built up is drained after a good trampling
3.I deal with people better. After having the courage to ask a new women to trample me I don't worry about asking customers to try new products or anything else.
4. I'm much more humble after a good hard trampling. I tend to get a little full of myself and a pair of shoes mashing into my face or the back of my hands or a pair of stilletos tap dancing away on my belly and chest knocks the chip right off my shoulder.
5. My blood pressure and pulse rate are the same as they've been for years.
6.Because I prefer younger women to trample me, under 35I find they do a better more vigerous job. I am in touch with young ideas. We talk before and after the trample and I think young ideas keep people young.
7. Because I love yhe feeling so I'm very happy whenever someone goes to town on me. Happy people live longer more productive lives.
That's just a few thoughts I have on the subject.
Also if this board weren't a trample board it would be a mensa board. The intellegence level and the writing skill I have seen on this board is superior to any other board I've visited. I only hope my writings are up to par with the rest of you.