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 SPUNK ME SPUNK ME NOT - "You're a right dirty pedo aren't you," my chubby
girlfriend, Patsy grinned as she wanked me off.  "How many underage girls
have you fucked then?"
   "Under 13," I said, "dunno, loads."
   "I meant under 16," she said.
   "Not sure," I said, "how old are you?"
   "Nearly 17," she said.
   "I thought you were 15," I said.
   "I just said that coz I knew you liked them young," she said.
   "You're tits look young," I said.
   "Yeah I know alright," she said, "I know I've got fried eggs."
   "They look like preteen puffies," I said, "I like preteen puffies."
   She sniffed, "want to suck them then?"
   "Go on then," she said and I did.  "How old was the last lass you did
then?"
   "Uhm," I had to wipe the back of my mouth.  I was salivating.  "11 I
think."
   "Did you rape her then," she said?  She was still masturbating me.
   "No I did not," I said, "she wanted it?"
   "She asked for it did she, begged for it, is that it," she said
laughing?
   "Yeah she did actually," I replied.
   "Who was she then," Patsy asked?
   "Your sister," I said.
   "You dirty fucking basta'd," she screamed and she started hitting me.
   "Fuck over you stupid fat bitch," I shouted back taking hold of her
hands.  I slung her over onto her front.  "That's why I took you on, I
wanted her.  She's a good hot fuck.  Go on, get them parted." I slapped her
hard on her arse.  "Go on, spread `em.  I feel like some bum hole.  Your
sister loves it up her shitter.  I take it that it runs in the family."
   It can be quite nice fucking a fatty up her shitter and especially if
she's not keen, which Patsy wasn't, but I was.  Big fucking useless fat
thing she is, weak as well.
   Fuck `em up their shit holes, that's my advice.  You get good control
over them that way, there's an element of shame involved.
   "You dirty fucking bitch," I sang out as I fucked her rectum, "dirty,
dirty, dirty shit fuck.  I'll tell all your mates later shall I?  Tell `em
all you prefer it up the shitter?"
   I didn't of course but I held that over her and after that she always
brought her 11 year old sister when she came to visit.  She was a lovely
shit fuck, that little 11 year old girl loved cock up her poo poo hole.  A
lot do you know in my experience.  Would you care to let me know if that's
your experience too?
   alleypussy@yahoo.com 
  
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