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 SIZE - Yes it matters, of course it does and it matters to bitches big
time.
   I've got an 8 inch thick cock.  It's a little more than 8 inches but
when you've got 8, who cares about the bit over.  It's only the little
dicks that find the need to say things like, "five and three quarters and
sometimes it gets up to 6."
   It's all shit of course.  Most of the sixes are four to five and most of
the sevens might not even hit six.  A lot of the "I'm about 7," are usually
measured from under the cock and from the arsehole which I know is the
reason why most females comment that the last bloke they went out with "was
an arsehole."
   "I'm about 7," usually means 5 to 5.5.
   I haven't yet met a female who hasn't said something like "wow" when
they get to meet mine and a lot of guys I know who are like me say the
same.
   I know quite a few male strippers and they have to be at least a real 7
and thick to work at that job.  A lot are thick of course and most are gay
or bi.
   Do those male strippers get much is one of the many questions asked on
the internet by men, that and "do females prefer big cocks."
   If you read the answers you'll be satisfied to know that your
girlfriend, sister and wife do not want big cocks and that they never fuck
male strippers.
   What do you expect them to say?
   Let me tell you that once a female of ANY AGE gets to know or see an
above average cock size, she wants to try it.  Not all females of course,
some of them know they have small cunts, but yes, most of them want to try
it.
   The number of stories I've heard from some of my male stripper friends
would have your little 4 to 5 inch little penis worms retreat into your
bodies and form a male cunt.
   You see the thing is when you've got an 8 like mine, most of them can't
or won't want to take it all, but, and there is a but, with an 8 you can
take her places she's never been before.
   I've had underage to old grannies gagging on and for mine.  Single,
boyfriended, engaged or married, they all want it.
   The other thing is that no matter that they say, "well I'm in control,"
they never are.
   With an 8 or above they'll always get on the hands and knees and once
they're on hands and knees being impaled by something bigger than their
vibrators, well they'll do anything.  And one thing I always make sure they
do is to take it anally and no matter how much of a protest they put up.
   With an 8 and plus, you can get them on all fours and because most of
them don't want it all in, you can stand back and shove 6 in and enjoy the
view and still have 2 plus inches to play with.  Naturally, it's always
nice to hear another blokes wife or girlfriend scream in ecstasy when you
ram the lot up.
   It's even better when you engage them in conversation as they scream.
   Eight Inch penis (calm talking): do you like that then?  Unfaithful
bitch ( screamingly): you bastard, you bastard, you bastard Eight Inch
penis (calm talking): are you married then?  Unfaithful bitch (
screamingly): you bastard.........yeah
   Eight Inch penis (calm talking): has he got a big cock then?  Unfaithful
bitch ( screamingly): bastard, bastard, bastard.......nghhhh.......nooo
Eight Inch penis (calm talking): but you tell him he's got a big one,
right? Unfaithful bitch ( screamingly): yeah, nghhhhhhhhh Eight Inch penis
(calm talking): does he satisfy you then or is it your vibrator you have to
rely on?  Unfaithful bitch ( screamingly): bastard, bastard, bastard,
ahhhhhh......vibrator....nghhh Eight Inch penis (calm talking): you're a
dirty fucking bitch whore aren't you?  Unfaithful bitch ( screamingly):
fuck off, nghhhh, ahhhhhhhh......  Eight Inch penis (calm talking): say it
you fucking whore, say it, go on or I'll pull it out Unfaithful bitch (
screamingly): you bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard.......nghhhh
Eight Inch penis (calm talking): or how about I take your picture and
send it to your husband Unfaithful bitch ( screamingly):
wha........nghiiiiiiiiiiiiii Eight Inch penis (calm talking): shall I, do
you want me to, I've got my phone here, shall I?  Unfaithful bitch (
screamingly): fuck, fuck, fuck, you bastard......
Eight Inch penis (calm talking): here you go, you can have the rest in
your cunt Unfaithful bitch ( screamingly): arrghhhhhhhhh.....nghiiiiiiiii,
you BASTARD Eight Inch penis (calm talking): SHALL I STOP?  Unfaithful
bitch ( screamingly): NOOOOOOoooooooooo......arghhhhhh
   Your wives and girlfriends love it, I can honestly tell you.  I think of
it more like giving a service.  Most men can't really service their cars
beyond the basics and so they take their cars and other cock gadgets to
people who can service them.  Well you can think of me in the same way.
   I give your females what they usually get from their 8 inch insertable
vibrators - why do you think they buy thick 8 inch insertable vibrators?
   It's obvious isn't it or at least it should be?
   Most of you can't give them what they physically desire - but I can.
   Fair enough, they don't love me, there again I don't want the ugly
bitches to.  You pay the bills and they tell you that you've got a big
satisfying cock when you fuck them but I tell you this.  An awful lot of
them are thinking of my cock or at least my size of cock.  And don't
forget, they know that there are plenty available via the internet.
   We're not that rare you know.
   What is more rare is you little average dicked boys giving you're the
females in your lives a satisfying fuck.
   They come to people like me for that - so thanks to you lot and I'm
talking to most of you men because these days take it from me, your females
are getting plenty outside of your relationships and never mind what they
might tell you - they certainly do crave big hard thick cocked fucks and I
am living proof they do.
   alleypussy@yahoo.com 
  
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