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 HOMO FUN 1
   I was out for one of me walks.  Miles of countryside round where I live,
not sure if its a forest or if it should be called the woods.  Anyway, its
big, loads of square miles and lots of different terrain.  Rivers, streams,
open grassy areas, woods, some of them thick and dense and others more
sparse.  Lot's of nooks and crannies and lots of interesting things to come
across from time to time.  Always new paths to take and something to
different to see, like Neville.
   Tall skinny kid he was, geeky type and ugly as shit.  He had buck teeth
and wore thick pebble glasses and he was real gangly looking, but he was
alright, he was nice enough.
   I'd taken a new path this time.  I'd seen it before but hadn't bothered
because it looked so dense in there, a real thick area of trees.  I knew a
better way around it but on this occasion I thought I'd try and see if it
was passable.  It was difficult getting through.  I'm not sure what the
proper name for the trees is but the ground was littered with those pine
needles, it looked like a carpet, soft to the tough as well.  A lot of
branches had to be pushed aside and I was getting a bit tired and thinking
of retracing me steps when they seemed to suddenly thin out a bit.  The
going got a bit easier and then I heard something.
   It was Neville, of course I didn't know him them.  I just saw the back
or at least the back and side of this tall skinny thing standing in a kind
of open space in the midst of all those trees.  Pants round his ankles and
wanking himself stupid.  The thing is though, I could see his cock, it was
fucking huge, thin, very thin but shit it was long.
   "Alright," I said stepping out towards him.  "It's alright, I'm not
going to bite.........very nice too.  I'm Les and you."
   He just stared at me at first, his gormless fucking mouth hung open but
he still held his cock out.
   "I....uh.....I'm...uh................."
   "S'alright mate," I said smiling and walking closer towards him, "nice
fucking cock you got there, its huge.  How big is it?"
   "Uh, n...ni......uhm.......nine....uh....."
   "Yeah it looks it.  Nine inches is it?  Looks maybe bigger.  You keep
wanking it mate, looks great," I said.
   "Well I were.......uh........"
   "Like a bit of cock fun do you," I said staring to unzip myself?
   "Uhm......"
   "Go on lad, give it a thrash.  Its fucking good is that.  Bet you've
given a lot of pleasure with that.  Here, let's have a feel.  Go on, you
hold mine and I'll do yours.  That's it, oooh that's it, nice, go on that's
it.  Fuck me yours is some size, I need three hands for this fucking
monster.  How many lasses have you plugged with this then?  Go on lad, give
mine a good wank."
   "I haven't," he said wanking my erection.
   "You haven't eh.  Lads then I suppose.  Tell you what, get down here on
your knees and you can suck me off, I bet you're good at that.  Go on,
yeah, oh that's nice, that's it, good lad, sucky fucking sucky.  Oh you've
got a nice soft mouth but watch them teeth eh.  Mmmmmm, nice, yeah, oh yeah
that's it, go on, sucky sucky, I'm gonna come in a minute, oh yeah, mmmmmm,
keep going, that's it, I'm gonna come, make sure you keep it in your mouth,
that's it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
nghhhhhhhhhhhhh.........ohhhhhh that's it, keep sucking it, get the drips
out, mmmmmmm, that's it, mmmmmm, ohhhhhh yeah.  There" I said, "let's have
a look, open your mouth, oh nice load.  You gonna swallow or spit."
   He spat.
   Neville or Nev as I later christened him was 18 and had only recently
moved to the area.  He told me about himself when we had a rest, when I had
a rest.  We lay against and old fallen tree trunk and I asked him a few
questions and continued wanking him off.  He wanked himself off twice
already before I'd got there so it was going to take a bit of time before
he came again.
   A virgin from all he told me, a frustrated geeky virgin with a big cock
that so far no-one had wanted but in reality, no-one knew about because
no-one had ever given him a chance.  He was as thick as pig shit too and it
wasn't difficult to know that he was pliable, not that his cock was, that
was 9 inches of hard thin rock and he had big hangers too.
   He'd left home, well it was a foster home and had come up here on a work
placement, a labourer really and with the forest service.  That's how he'd
got to know the place so quick.  He lived in digs not far from my place.
   "So you've never had this up a girl's fanny then," I'd asked him and he
hadn't had been bumming any lads either.  He was just a frustrated wanker.
   "I like a bit of everything," I told him, "I like young girls but I'm
not that fussy.  Why not team up with me Nev, I'll get you lads of sex."
   "Will ya," he'd asked very eagerly?
   "Oh aye," I said, "if you're a good lad.  You can move into my place and
lodge with me.  I'll get loads of holes for that big plunger of yours,
young and old.  Do you fancy that then?"
   "Yeah Les," he replied, "I do.  Can you really do that like and do you
really mean I can move in wi' you?"
   "Yeah mate," I told him, "if you're a good lad and do as you're told."
   "Yeah I am," he quickly replied, "and yeah I'll be a good lad and like
follow the rules and stuff, do you really mean it?"
   Poor little fucker, he hadn't a clue what I had in stall for him, not
that he would mind.
   "Yeah," I said standing up.  I was erect again.  "Now get over here on
this bit here, get down on all fours, let's just see if you mean what you
say."
   He shuffled forwards and did as I told him but I had to move him a bit
and get him just right.
   "Have you been bummed before Nev," I said as I reached down for my
jacket.  I always carry a tube of cream, just in case I happen to get
lucky. I once came across some junior girls, one of them was too tight and
complained.  So after that I always walked out with a tube of cream in me
pocket.
   "No," he said turning his head round.
   "Well you'll like it," I said as I got down on my knees behind him.  I
started rubbing cream into and around his anus.  "Does that feel nice, bit
of finger up your bum hole?"
   "Yeah," he said, "s'alright that."
   "Well I'll give you a bit of cock an'all," I said as I rubbed the cream
all over my erection.  "And I'm not going to touch your big cock and I
don't want you to touch it either, do you understand?"
   "Yeah......you're gonna what........."
   "I'm going to give you your first fuck lesson, now hold still.  I'll be
massaging your big hangers, balls, but not your cock.  I wanna see if we
can't get it to milk off on its own, alright?"
   "Well yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
   I just got me knob end in when he said that.
   "Now listen," I said as I started rocking my penis into his anus.......
   "Wha......t, nghhhhhh.............."
   "That's it, you're enjoying this aren't you lad, that's it, good, mmmmm,
good, nice and tight you are Nev, just like a little lass, nice and fucking
tight."
   I could feel his anal muscles clamping down.
   "Oh nice hangers Nev, nice big hangers.  You got a fair handful here Nev
or at least I have.  Can you feel me squeeze them....."
   "Nghyyyyyyeeeeeeah.............."
   "Good lad.  that's it.  I know a young lass who'll love to try your
cock, she's 15, nearly, loves cock, a real slut, do you fancy that Nev?"
   "Mmmmm.  yeah, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh........."
   "And some old hags, they like a bit of your cock and your's will do very
nice for a few old bags I sometimes fuck.  They'll love you joining in, oh
yeah."
   I was right up him now, I had all 6 inches pumping in and out (I say 6
because we all say that but I suppose if we were more truthful it would
probably be 4 or 5).
   I went nice and steady and enjoyed the sounds of shear pleasure that
came out of him or at least I assumed they were sounds of pleasure.
   I got into a nice steady rhythm sliding all the way in and then drawing
all the way out and when I felt the least tinge of ejaculation, I drew my
cock back all the way so that just the tip was in which then allowed me to
circle my thumb and forefinger just under the knob head and squeeze as hard
as I could.  That stops you from coming but lets your cock keep hard.  And
then it was back at it, slow pumping, slow steady sodomy.
   "How you doing Nev," I asked as I pulled it back and squeezed for about
the fifth time, "you feel like coming at all?"
   "I do a bit when I feel yours right in," he said.
   "Oh right," I said.  I knew what needed doing.
   "So are you enjoying then," I asked.
   "A bit," he said, "but it hurts, well it did at first but it
feels......."
   "Feels nicer now doesn't it," I said and just as I took one hard pump
in.
   "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......" he screamed.
   I kept it in as hard and as far as I could and then just kind of shook
myself in and out but hardly withdrawing so that whatever was getting him
all worked up was being done again and again.
   "Come on," I said squeezing his balls again, "come, come, come,
come........."
   I got him to milk off in then end and fuck me he pumped out a jug full.
   "Oh Nev," I said rolling out of him and back onto that tree trunk, "the
ladies will like that, they love heavy comers and they love big cocks. 
Stay there Nev, I want to see my spunk dribble out of your bum cunt."
   "Do they," he asked still on hands and knees, my sperm now flowing out
of his enlarged bum cunt.
   "Yeah," I said, "they say they don't care about size but when they get
an eyeful and a handful of big cock like yours, they'll do anything. 
Married or single, of age or under age.  Let me tell you mate, they love
big cocks."
   "Is yours big then," the idiot asked and still on his hands and knees.
   "Average," I said, "but its nice and thick and they like that too."
   "Yeah I felt it was thick," he said, "can I lie down now?"
   "Alright," I said, "Nev, let me ask you this.  Would you be alright
wearing frillies, girly things?  You'd look nice and sexy in some sexy lacy
panties, bra and other lingerie.  I think you're so skinny we could get a
starter bra on you.  I like starter bras and I like dressing up in
frillies. Cami knickers and baby doll frilly nighties and stuff.  You up
for that as well are you, you'd look nice and feel sexy and the ladies like
it too especially the old and the younger ones?"
   "Would I,?" he asked, "yeah alright then."
   "Do you like young girlies," I asked him slyly?  "preteens, I do."
   "Yeah," he said.
   "Suck me limp prick Nev.  I think me and you are going to be good
friends."
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