Author: Loren Tres
Title: Interpreting Amy
Part: 1 of 1
Summary: How to figure out what Amy is trying to tell me
Keywords: Mf, Mg, cons, preg, inc, humor
email: loren@lorentres.com

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Interpreting Amy
Loren Tres
A short-short story inspired by Frank McCoy's Telephone, only 292 words.


   "Jen's so annoying."
   An odd remark - my sweet daughter Amy was referring to her
favorite cousin and best friend forever, while sitting naked
astride my lap, impaled on my boner, humping me as if she was a
sex-crazed bunny.
   "Huh?"
   "She's already fourteen, and I'm only ten, so she's all stuck-up
and stuffy and uses big words."
   The only way my niece Jen was `stuck-up and stuffy' was how eager
she was to stuff my stout sperm-squirting stiffy up through her
vagina into her waiting womb.
   "Big words?"
   "Yeah, she says we went cross-country without a raincoat and we
should be proud."
   Amy's distracted huffing while riding my woody up and down was
confusing.
   "You mean, `around the world'?"
   "No, interstate, inter-county..."
   "I don't get it."
   "She's all bragging because she's pragma, pragma..."
   "Pragmatic?"
   "Maybe; she saw Mr. Class; and now she's all pragmatic.  She says
I should be proud too, because I never even knew the guy!"
   Jen was very pragmatic.  She even lets me spurt my spouting
spooge inside her when she's fertile.
   "I don't remember Mr. Class."
   "Um, Mister Class, Mister Recess, something about class times;
whatever"
   "Period?"
   "Yeah, that's it; Mister Period."
   Suddenly, Amy's orgasm hit, and her sweet young vagina sucked my
big bad baby-making boner like a milking machine on overload,
while I pumped my nasty, incestuous daddy-sperm inside her, like
a bull elephant on steroids.  It took minutes for our delicious
orgasms to subside and to figure out what my precious little
angel was trying to tell me.
   "Oh, I get it.  Your cousin says you both had intercourse with
me, no rubber, she missed her period, she's pregnant, and since
you never even knew your period, you are too?"
   "Yeah, Daddy, that's it!"
   "Cool!"
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