Subject:     102 Things Guys Should Know
Story Codes: nosex
Date:        April 25, 2012
Author:      <unknown>
Posted By:   Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com>

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These are not all about sex but so true!  I didn't write them and I have no 
idea who originally did.  Read and learn guys.

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, 
and we WILL dump you!

2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or 
anyone else.  They are protective.  Every single male friend she has will 
kick your ass if you end up hurting her.

3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful.  We girls 
love that.

4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first 
place it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend - a 
stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodies, and a really pretty piece 
of jewelry.

7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her 
off, walk her to the door.  If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure 
she's home safely.  We think that’s really cute and sweet.

8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the shit 
out of him.

9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend 
closer.  It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other 
girl.

10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way.  Even if she 
swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any 
gestures back.

11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while.  She doesn't care 
whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, 
you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.

13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very 
gentle.  Let her win once in a while.

14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're 
basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.

15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on a 
birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift.  It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost 
anything but it has to be meaningful.

17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something 
sweet will always get you off the hook.

21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying 
to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea

23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.

24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.

25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it.  I'm not. (See directly 
above.)

26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.

27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.

28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or 
mustache looks, we probably hate it.  We like you clean shaven.

29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.

30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or 
not, you are; act like it.

31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.

33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over 
that.

35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.

36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take 
advantage of that.

37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.

39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.

40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face.  I mean, if you aren’t 
man enough to ask us out to our face, who says you’re gonna be man enough to 
be our boyfriend at all.

41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless it’s about 
another girl.

42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt 
and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often.  Tell her now.

46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you - and for you 
to recognize this and tell her.

47. If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking....

48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know 
yourself.  It’s cute.

49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you 
wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an 
ass, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.

52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you 
won’t get her.

53. Baseball players are hot.  The sport makes you skinny and your arm 
muscles... well, it’s hot.  We’ll go to all your games even if we hate 
baseball.

54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment 
without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just 
bear with us here.

55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try 
being led on by a guy.

56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just 
a one-night stand.  Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who 
like ONE girl only.

57. But don't be obsessive.  Major turn-off.

58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see 
your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to 
say good night, or good morning, its so adorable!

59. BE HONEST!

60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.

61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really 
is only you.

62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not 
because we really stare at you.  Unless we smile when you notice. Then you 
either look really hot, or we like you.

63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved 
and safe.

64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.

65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we 
don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. 
Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.

66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.

67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), 
not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.

68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.

69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).

70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at 
personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks.  We're not 
going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' 
Terrible, but true.

71. If we love you, and you’re hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the 
floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.

72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you 
have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.

73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.

74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you 
never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually 
coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.

75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.

76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy 
she really likes right before she falls asleep.

77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes 
her think of him every time she hears it.

78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of 
her.

79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about 
sports, be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green 
today." It totally throws us off, and we love it.

80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be 
interested.

81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.

82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.

83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it 
and then never do it again. Bad bad bad...

84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be 
awkward.  That’s bad.

85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are 
bitches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.

86. OK, so some girls are bitches and they like rejecting boys.  Sorry.

87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying 
to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and 
horrible.

88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking 
confesses he likes her.

89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines 
at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games.  
She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s 
really there for you.

90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the 
world to her.

91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just 
maybe, you’ll end up liking her.

92. Not all blondes are bitches. Some are cool.

93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.

94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.

95. Girls fantasize too, it’s just not always about sex.

96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re 
talking about you. :]

97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if 
you really care that much.

98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's 
embarrassed by what you're saying.

99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if 
they like you, that’s a myth... sometimes

100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.

101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot.  
Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.

102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it 
means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted. (read less)

THE END 
