A Katie R Halloween

By Katie McN  <katie_mcn@earthlink.net> (c) Copyright 2002, Katie McN


"Hey, Claudette, let's play a trick on the new Librarian from 
Australia. Them foreign babes are willing to do just about anything if 
you put it to 'em right." 

Every year Del Rio, Texas and Wallaby, Australia trade librarians. No 
one knows exactly why this is done, but once two governments start 
something they never seem able to stop. This year's Aussie babe is the  
hottest one yet. Looks like a natural blonde to me and so tiny and 
cute. She can't be more than  5' 1" at the most, but no one is going to 
confuse her with a little girl, no, not with them boobs. The girl's 
tits  have to be at least double D's and they seem to be hollerin' out, 
"Come and get it everybody."  Plus, she has the sexiest eyes I've ever 
seen. They're blue gray and wrap themselves around a person in a way 
that causes most folks to start thinking those secret little thoughts 
that might get them in trouble or might get them laid. 

My best friend Claudette and I spent the last four hours trick or 
treating, and now we're getting ready to head on back to our home, the 
Stately Richardson Manor. I look so cute in my dominatrix uniform 
because leather and metal add just that much more to my sexy 5' 7" 
body. Plus, the little matching cat of nine tails is sooo darling and 
coordinates perfectly with the rest of my outfit. 

I'm quite good at walking on four inch heels now and love the way my 
legs look in the black seamed stockings attached securely to the 
garters on my leather bustier. Even though I'm only 14 years old, I 
have very nice looking boobs. They're a little bit large and do tend to 
bulge out over the top of my leather push up bra. I laugh knowing 
everyone thinks my tits are going to pop right out of that thing, but 
it hardly every happens. 

I'm wearing my naturally blonde hair down today so it flows all the way  
to the middle of my back. I'm so lucky. Even though my hair is very 
thick and long, I hardly ever have to do a thing to take care of it. It 
just seems to know what I want and looks perfect no matter how I wear 
it. 

Claudette is dressed up as a cookie. Yep, high heels, of course, and a 
raisin in her belly button. Besides being my best friend, she is the 
most beautiful red head in all of Del Rio and probably a lot of other 
places, too. The little sweetheart is exactly the same age and height 
as me and also weighs 117 curvy pounds. 

Good thing my daddy owns most of the town or else Claudette would get 
arrested for being nude in public. Of course she stops traffic even 
when she is fully dressed, so the police are getting used to her by 
now. Her daddy and mine are business friends, and she's  stayin' with 
us indefinitely as sort of a one girl exchange student program. I never 
knew them Canadian babes look so good, but now that I've met Claudette, 
I'm  really doing my part for Canadian/American relations. Being a 
lesbian is a tough job, but somebody has to do it. 

I know all the right places to go trick or treating here in Del Rio. 

Most of the kids go door to door and get lots of candy and stuff, but 
Claudie and I spent our time in motels, hotels, the back room at the 
Elks Club, the VFW and a couple of seedy saloons. We raised close to 
$3,000 since Claudette was willing to do just about any trick one a 
them middle aged guys suggested. I collected the money and took a few 
secret videos with my Cat of Nine Tails Cam. We'll be using that 
footage to raise a little more cash later on in the year, but I 
digress. 

We need to make some money so we can pay for the band we booked for our 
Halloween party. My parents think Pred and the Predtones are trouble 
makers and refuse to give us one penny toward Pred's fee. Things like 
that never stop me, though, and I figure the 3 thousand we already 
raised plus having Claudie get it on with Pred and the band just about 
gets us square. 

We ask Librarian Tanya what she's doing for Halloween. She kind of 
shrugs and says she isn't doing anything because she's new in town and 
hasn't made a lot of friends yet. 

"Why don't you come to our Halloween Party, Tanya? We always have a 
great time and you'll get to meet all kinds of unusual people." 

"Thanks for asking me girls, but I don't have a costume and I'd feel so 
out of place." Well, that's not really what she said, but since most 
people can't understand Aussie Colonial lingo, I decide to translate 
her words into American. 

"Don't you worry about that one little bit, darlin'. We've got all 
kinds of neat things you could wear and we'd be so happy to have you 
there with us." 

It took a little doin', but finally she decides to accept our 
invitation. I'm glad she's coming along with us because we don't really 
have much in the way of entertainment planned except for the Predtones 
of course. She seems to be just what is needed to add something special 
to our festivities. 

---

Tanya is a bit tense when we arrive at the Manor. I don't think people 
live in houses as big as the Stately Richardson Manor down there in 
Aussieland, so we loosen her up with three or four Cognac Stingers. 
Usually one is enough to give a person a friendly glow. Four gets 'em 
really hot. 

"I don't know about this costume, Katie R. I've never worn anything 
like this before. Are you sure it's all right?" 

She is wearing one of my bustiers which happens to be a tiny bit tight 
on her. Her boobs do look nice bulging out like that, and the string 
from her G String seems to have disappeared into the crack of her ass. 
I can't help noticing she is looking good coming or going. 

"Don't worry bout it, Tanya. Just slip into these black seamed 
stockings and high heels and you'll look hot as hot can be. Don't you 
agree, Claudette?" 

You can tell by the way Claudette's jaw drops when she looks at Tanya, 
that she thinks Tanya is more than hot. Claudie's probably trying to 
figure out how to take advantage of the situation and test drive the 
Aussie chick. That Claudette gets more action than a toilet seat in a 
diarrhea ward. 

"I've never worn anything like this in my life. Everything is showing." 

" Now you're just being silly, Tanya. The G string matches the bustier 
so everyone will know it's a costume. And nothing real personal is on 
display, at least from the front view." 

"Look at my butt. It looks like I don't have anything on from the waist 
down except for the garters and stockings. I can't go anywhere dressed 
like this." 

"This is the states, Tanya, everyone dresses up for Halloween. Look at 
how cute Claudette is in her cookie costume." No matter what she thinks 
of her own costume, the Cookie is showing a lot more of her wares and 
certainly doesn't seem  to mind one dang bit. 

"I don't know if I can do it, girls." 

"Just have another one of these Cognac Stingers, Tanya,  and don't 
worry about a thing. Claudette and I think you look just fine and 
you'll fit right in with the rest of the folks coming to the party." 
When Claudie and I see her pound down the last Cognac Stinger, we know 
she'll be just fine. 

"Come on let's go meet the band," says Claudette with a sex starved 
grin on her face. It's sort of a tradition around here having Claudette 
fuck all the Predtones before the dance begins, and she can't wait to 
get started. I'm sure Pred and the gang are looking forward to seeing 
her again, too. 

---

I drag Tanya into the dressing room where the Predtones are getting 
ready to play. You'd figure those boys would hurt themselves with all 
the broken long necks layin' around on the floor and all, but they 
always seem to manage. I pop the tops of a couple of Hecate long necks 
for me and Tanya and then look around for Pred. 

"Hi Preddie. Sure do hope you like our payment program, big guy. We 
only had 3 grand so Claudie wants to make up the rest of the fee in 
barter, if you know what I mean." 

"No sweat, Katie R., we were counting on it. That girl gives a new 
meaning to the word hummer. I think I got calluses on my dick after 
what she did to me. No shit." 

Pred is looking cuter than usual and very mature. He's wearin' a 'Road 
Kill Chili' tee shirt, them red suspenders again, camo pants and a pair 
of Doc Martens. His hair is in a pony tail and it looks like he didn't 
get much of a chance to shave in the last week or so. I don't know how 
he does it, but the red in his suspenders matches his blood shot eyes 
perfectly. Only Pred can come up with a touch like that. My, my. 

"Whoa, sure am glad you're here, Katie R. For some reason none of us 
can roll and we need a couple of dubbies to get us going." 

That Pred, I told him a million times to hire somebody to do all that 
stuff for the band cause they hardly ever are able to remember how to 
do things for themselves. Oh, well, I roll ten joints for them figuring 
that's enough to get 'em going for now and then maybe Claudie can roll 
a bunch more when it's time for their breaks. 

"What is she doing, Katie R?" 

"She's just playing with the band, Tanya. What's it look like?" Tanya 
is beginning to get tedious and I sure wish she'd lighten up. It just 
won't do to have her too inhibited when things start to get going good 
later in the evening. 

By then, Claudie is giving the bass player a blow job while the drummer 
fucks her in the butt. She's already done Pred and a couple of other 
players and looks mighty pleased with herself. Once she finishes the 
band she'll probably give anyone seconds who wants 'em, and while it 
isn't absolutely necessary, she'll probably go after the roadies, 
drivers and any stray guy who happens to walk in off the street. I sure 
do appreciate the nice effort that girl is making. Claudette finishes 
paying the booking fee and her top notch work probably gets us a couple 
of more encores from the Predtones. I just never understand it, but for 
some reason guys always want to pay her for fucking them and stuff, 
even though she'll usually do it for nothing if they just asked 
politely. 

---

George Jones is still the lead singer for the Predtones and one of the 
most important Country and Western singers in the world. We join him 
and Pred for a pre-party drink knowing how much fun we'll have trying 
to understand what he's saying. I don't think Tanya ever drank Jack 
Daniels straight out of the bottle before, but she seems to have the 
hang of it and is pounding 'em down with the rest of us. 

Pred and George are leering at Tanya and me which seems to bother the 
Aussie babe some. Maybe it's a foreign thing to worry about shit like 
that, but why would we dress up like tarts if we didn't want people 
looking at us? Oh well, guess it takes all kinds. 

George reaches out and tries to pull Tanya's top down but fortunately 
he falls to the ground and passes out before he can embarrass the poor 
girl. He is such a playful guy and we all love him around here. 

Claudette and I adore our new home in Del Rio and don't miss Big Spring 
at all. We already met just about every fun kid in town and can't wait 
till school starts so we can find out about our new teachers and so 
forth. 

I can see more than two hundred 14 and 15 year olds in the main 
ballroom of the Stately Richardson Manor now. Everyone loves to be 
invited to our home and you can just be sure no one would miss out on a 
party that me and Claudie put together. 

"Katie R, everyone here is 14 or 15 except for me. I really feel out of 
place." Tanya finally gets around to noticing she's the only adult in 
the room besides the members of the Predtones. It seems to bother her 
for some reason. 

"Don't worry about it one little bit, Tanya, you're not bothering the 
kids at all. We had an adult come to my last party and everything 
worked out real nice for her, even though she was a nun." 

All the kids are in costume of course. Peer pressure is something else 
for early teens, and mothers of rich kids certainly don't want their 
children to be second rate. 

There are the usual costumes the 14 year olds with small imaginations 
might decide to wear. Yep, sluts, hookers, belly dancers and so forth. 
Two of the boys are really upset to find that they both had themselves 
shrink wrapped and came as cocks. Who would of known two guys would 
have the same original idea. Most of the girls don't care about the 
duplication too much since neither one of the boys is wearing anything 
except the transparent shrink wrap and they do seem to be quite well 
endowed for those of you who like that sort of thing. One of the girls 
who was here at the last party wears a Sister Mary Margaret costume. It 
might actually have been authentic since it's all ripped up and doesn't 
leave much to the imagination. 

I looking at all the kids and see some really creative costumes. I have 
to admit not all of the younger generation is going down the toilet. 

One boy is wearing an authentic sheep herder outfit. It has the easily 
removable flap on the front of the pants and the oversize wading boots 
where you can drop the sheep's hind legs into the boots and don't have 
to worry about her getting away. His girl friend is dressed as a sheep, 
of  course, and every once in  awhile he grabs on to her back end and 
goes for the gusto. She tries to stay in her role by making a few baas 
and bleats, but when he gets his whopper going in her ass, she 
sometimes switches over to moans and screams. 

A whole group of kids came as the characters from the Wizard of Oz. 
Originally they were going to have their biology teacher dress up as 
the Wizard, but he got arrested for trading grades for sexual favors 
and is probably going to do some jail time. 

The Dorothy character looks real cute although her dress is a lot 
shorter than the one worn in the film. She seems to have lost her 
panties as well and her red slippers have four inch heels which does 
add to the costume if you ask me, but isn't really that authentic. 

I can't take my eyes off the scene developing before me. All the Oz 
characters are dressed real darlin' and it's so much fun watching all 
of 'em fuck Dorothy. Someone or something is sticking in or attached to 
every good part of her body. The Tin Woodsman is getting his share, of 
course, and the Scarecrow and Good Witch Glinda all have smiles on 
their faces. I'm not usually into zoophilia, but the animals in this 
story certainly know what to do. I'm seein' the cute little girl 
getting fucked by a lion, a bunch of monkeys and a kangaroo. That last 
guy didn't get the word on the story, but Dorothy decided to let him 
come along anyhow after she put her hand in his pouch. 

"Claudette, look at Toto trying to fuck Dorothy in the ass. Isn't it 
just precious?" 

In another part of the room, a cute little red headed hottie is sitting 
in a beer wagon pulled by twelve naked girls, and she is using her a 
whip to get them to drag her around the room. I keep hearing that 
"Swish! Thwack!" sound and know to watch out as the wagon goes racing 
by. Good thing that girl is so sexy or else she'd be in a lot of 
trouble for throwing her empty Molson Golden bottles all over the 
floor. 

We see so many other interesting and exciting costumes. Claudette and I 
love Halloween and really enjoy seeing what people are willing do to 
humiliate themselves. We're very touched. 

The band opens up with Waltzing Matilda in honor of Tanya. A small tear 
comes to my eye as I listen to the Predtones play the famous Aussie 
standard with Pred blowing jazz tuba. Tanya looks like she's going to 
cry, too. How sweet. 

The back up singers are harmonizing the Aussie anthem since George 
Jones is not on stage as yet. No one knows what a 'jolly jumbuck' is, 
but it sounds way cool. The whole song is filled with words like that 
and I figure the Aussies are playing a joke on everybody. 

Pred got his singing babes new costumes this year and I think their 
black spandex mini-dresses are very tasteful, and just the thing for 14 
year old girls to wear once they turn professional and all. 

When George Jones walks on stage, there is a loud round of applause 
from the crowd. This seems to confuse him some and he continues to walk 
forward until he falls off the front of the stage and into the adoring 
crowd. Pred has a contingency plan in place, or course, since he's 
getting used to George's ways by now. He figures if the crowd forgets 
George is supposed to be there, no one can complain. The back up 
singers both pull out scissors and take turns cutting pieces out of 
each other's outfits. One of the most unusual strip teases I've ever 
seen to tell you the truth. Since they have nothing on underneath their 
cute little mini-dresses the audience soon sees two hot babes standing 
there completely nude. My, my. Neither one of these girls looks like 
she's ever been run hard and put up wet. The two girls are fondling 
each other while continuing to sing the Aussie national anthem. That 
one girl is able to have an orgasm and still never miss one word of the 
Matilda song. The audience is giving the girls a big round of applause 
as the song finally ends.  

I watch as Tanya tries to help George stand up. I guess she thinks 
he'll be trampled by the crowd, although I've seem him in similar fixes 
a bunch of times and he never seems to even mess up his hair. I think 
she's making a big mistake and sure enough, it gives George a chance to 
pull her top down as she bends over to help him. 

George sure likes what he sees. "Mighty fine looking tits you got there 
little girl. Feel like sharing with an old man? I could use another 
groupie." 

I think she might have gotten by without anyone noticing if she hadn't 
jumped up and shrieked like that. When she does, six or so of the boys 
around her notice her cute boobs and decide to check out the rest of 
the tiny little package. 

She isn't really nude, but stockings and high heels don't actually give 
a girl much in the way of privacy. Some of the boys find her a bit more 
provocative after they ripped off most of her clothes. They soon go 
beyond a simple hello darlin' to a full fledged new in town. 

She tries to get away, but falls to the floor when she turns in her 
four inch heels. She hits the ground and one of the boys jumps on her 
cute body. Everybody cheers him on as he fucks the shit out of the sexy 
Aussie babe. She's surprised at first and really can't do anything to 
stop. When she finally tries to wiggle away, the boy thinks she's 
getting into it and cums right then. 

He gets off her and another boy jumps on while a long line of people 
queue up in anticipation. A couple of the guys roll her over to get a 
better look and then someone starts screwing her in the butt. Somehow 
she is pulled up so she can she can use her hands to balance herself, 
and I see someone's whopper sliding tastefully into her mouth. She is 
sucking the boy off real good even though she seems to be in a state of 
shock. I start to feel sorry for her because she is the center of 
attention and should be enjoying herself. Guess the girl hasn't had a 
lot of fun in her life up until now. 

It doesn't take long before Tanya starts to get into it. With her 
starting this early in the evening, I figure she's going to set the 
record for servicing the most people ever at one of my parties. She's 
acting like a hungry animal. Or should that be an animal in heat? I 
know she'll thank me for helping her set the record as soon as she has 
a chance to think about it. 

Just like any other Halloween party, we play games. Course our games 
are different than the run of the mill. 

Pin the tail on the donkey is real fun to watch. Ten girls strip off 
and get down on their hands and knees at one end of the room. Any boy 
who wants to play takes off his clothes and gets in line. When it's a 
boy's turn, the judge puts a blind fold on him and walks the boy over 
to where the girls are waiting. The judge hollers out, "Scramble", and 
the girls all change places. The boy gets to fuck each one of the babes 
in turn and tries to guess who he is doing. 

The boy might get disqualified for two reasons. 

If he cums, before he sticks it into all ten girls, he is out. And, if 
he fucks his own girlfriend and doesn't guess it's her, he is gone from 
the game, and given cab fare home so we don't have to watch him get his 
ass kicked. We watch 68 boys give it a go before one of 'em is able to 
stick it in all ten of them cowgirls. Yep, it's old Billy Poofter who 
is able to make the cut although fucking them babes in the ass seems 
unfair to me after all the other boys stuck it in the usual place. 
Doesn't matter much, though, because he doesn't guess right on any of 
them. In fact he guesses a couple of boy names which seems silly to me. 

Strip poker is something we play year around at the Stately Richardson 
Manor. The winner gets to decide what item of clothing the person with 
the worst hand must take off. That part of the game goes on for awhile 
until someone finally loses and doesn't have anything left to give up. 
That's when we move into phase two. 

The winner gives the loser a one minute penalty where the person does 
anything the winner suggests. The first few winners seem a bit 
hesitant, but soon the game gets hot. 

Well, there are always a bunch of blow jobs being spread around, of 
course, and just about any other sort of sexual activity you might want 
to watch or participate in. Pretty soon two boys are puttin' it to a 
cute little girl, or maybe two girls will try to get one of the boys to 
cum in less than a minute. Usually they can, and so the game gets a 
little messy after awhile. 

Everyone loves watching girls do each other. Since most of the girls 
are around 14, a few are still not very experienced with lesbian love 
making. They're shy at first, but as soon as they have someone lick 
their pussy real good, they find it anticlimactic going back to the sex 
alternative. 

It's a capital offense to discuss male on male sex in Texas. The most 
you can do is to have Leonard Cohen, the famous Canadian Opera Singer, 
walk into the scene and sing a line from the national anthem of Canada 
which is a song called The Future. Well, he's here at the party looking 
for George Jones I'd imagine and singing his heart out, "Gimmie a crack 
at anal sex..." and so forth. Well, it doesn't take an old guy like 
that too long to realize all the 14 year old girls are taking on all 
comers. He grabs on to a couple of them babes and hauls 'em off to some 
private room. I heard tell that Canadian guys are a little shy and this 
seems to prove it. 

Things get pretty repetitive in the strip poker game after that, but no 
one seems to care. After awhile they stop dealing out hands and just 
take turns being the winner. Later they don't even do that. 

You have to be a daring little girl to join in on the relay race. Boys 
are just so competitive, plus they can hardly control themselves most 
of the time. There are five teams of 20 boys. Five lucky girls take off 
their clothes and lay down at one end of the room. The boys strip down 
at the other end of the room and get in line. The first boy in each 
line runs forward and is supposed to fuck one of the girls and run back 
to let the next boy have a go until every boy fucks one of the little 
cuties. 

I laugh my ass of seeing Pred play a little joke on the boys. Instead 
of blowing one of his Jazz or Polka songs, the band plays a montage of 
Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits. Pred can sing just like Barry Manilow 
and as soon as the boys hear it, they get immediate soft ons. Even with 
a girl sucking on their dicks like crazy not a one of 'em can get it 
up. After he has his little laugh, Pred tells the band  to play "Break 
Stuff" by Limp Bizkit. He can also sing like Limp and before you can 
say "Fuck a Football" the boys in the contest are in the usual 
condition for lads their age, hard as hell and trying to figure out 
what to do with it. 

The typical boy averages about 20 seconds to run up to one of the girls 
from where they are starting out and somewhat longer coming back. That 
means the round trip averages about a minute per boy including the fuck 
and so the game is over in under a half hour. Well, the girls start to 
complain about this and the judges figure they better have the boys 
rematch a couple more time. That brings a cheer from the girls who are 
ready for some real action. 

By this time the band is playing Song of India. The first time the kids 
heard this song they were confused. Now they realize it's better than 
Polka Music and so cheer wildly. Everyone would rather hear Pred play 
Jazz tuba than to listen to the frightening alternative, Polka Music. 

Tanya is really into it by now and she has everything well organized as 
you'd expect of a librarian. She is on top of one guy, getting it in 
the butt from another, blowing another, giving two girls hand jobs and 
two girls are playing with her boobs as the crowd cheers and hollers 
out rude comments. It's obvious to the most casual observer she is 
loving everything that's happening to her. 

She screams out, "I'll never be able to get enough. Not even seven 
people at once can satisfy me, bring on the band." I think she's being 
a bit dramatic, but the Predtones know what they like. Pred calls an 
immediate break and the whole band ambles over to where Tanya is going 
for the gusto. They're allowed to go to the front of the line since 
they have to get back and finish the set. 

Musicians can be really great lovers if they don't pass out, and 
stability is starting to be a problem for Pred and the boys. I think 
it's funny watching them crawl around on the floor trying to remember 
what they are doing. Tanya isn't seeing the humor in it, though. She is 
getting pissed because now she's real used to 14 year old boys with 
perpetual woodies and doesn't like all the inactivity. The Del Rio 
Middle School A Cappella Choir comes to her rescue by singing their 
rendition of Song of India. For some reason Pred and the boys are able 
to get it together when they hear their theme song and then the games 
begin. 

I see Tanya get hit by a whirl wind of "wham bam thank you ma'm" that 
seems to make her head spin. Good thing for her them boys recuperate 
real fast cause she doesn't start feeling anything until they're back 
for seconds and thirds. 

Tanya already broke Sister Mary Margaret's record by now. In fact she's 
serviced over a hundred happy people by the time George Jones finally 
crawls on top of her. She is thrilled to meet such a famous American 
and decides to give him an around the world he won't soon forget. 
George seems to have passed out again, but Tanya doesn't notice. It's a 
good thing George has a piss hard on cause that girl is giving him a 
real work out. She loves every minute of it and keeps telling him he's 
the best she ever had and so forth which kind of confuses some of the 
people waiting in line for their turn. 

I'm pretty sure Tanya is done. I doubt if she ever imagined in her 
wildest dreams having so much sex in one night with so many nice 
people. The judges announce the official tally and the crowd goes nuts 
hearing she's been able to take on 128 people. I see this odd look in 
her eyes and realize the disturbing thing for her is the knowledge that 
it will be happening again and probably very soon. 

Just then a mysterious stranger arrives. 

The mysterious stranger is very tall. He has on a kangaroo skin  
leather coat that almost reaches the floor. It's trimmed in koala bear 
fur and has buttons made from crocodile teeth. His handsome face is 
slightly obscured by the matching leather bush hat. He is wearing 
shorts and no shirt. It's obvious to one and all that this is a man 
used to having control of any situation. 

Yes, it's Warren Underground, the most famous pimp in all of Aus. Wheee 
doggie! I hadn't seen Warren in ages and sure did miss the ole boy. 

"How's it going Wozza. Wait till you see what I got for you big guy." I 
point to where Tanya is laying on the floor and notice she is trying to 
decide if she has enough energy left to fuck this good looking Aussie 
guy. 

"Now, I'm not settling for a kopek less that my usual 25 thousand 
dollar fee for this babe and no fair trying to slip any of that New 
Zealand money in on me again. I'm a lot smarter about exchange rates 
these days, big guy." 

When he speaks, everyone listens. 

"Damn right Katie R. I figure any bitch who can get it on with 128 men, 
women, children and assorted others in one evening, will make me a 
bundle when I put her in one of the flats I own in Bondi Junction. And 
guess what? Tanya is only going to be five minutes away from your old 
pal, Sister Mary Margaret, who is still making me a major fortune, I 
might add." 

Tanya is a bit dazed and doesn't put up any resistance as Warren grabs 
her arm and drags her outside. I decide to go out, too, where I see the 
weirdest looking thing parked in front of the mansion. 

"What the fuck is that, Warren?" 

Twelve kangaroos are attached to some sort of odd looking vehicle. It 
could have been a car, but it looks like it has two front ends, one in 
the front and the other where you'd guess the back is supposed to be. 

"Shit, Katie R, my limo wasn't at the airport when I arrived so I 
bought this car from some bloke who was hanging out in the men's room. 
It's a 1950 Studebaker and it's supposed to be a collector's item, but 
it seems like a piece of crap to me. The cock sucker only went ten feet 
from the plane before the fucking thing broke down. Good thing I had 
some of my pets with me on this trip or else I woulda never got here, 
darling. Let's get the sheila into the trunk and I'll be heading back 
to Aus where a man is a man and the sheep are taken to wearing 
provocative underwear" 

He is gone again. 

I can understand how busy he must be with the Olympics and all, but I 
wish he had time to stay longer. Well, now he has Tanya to help him out 
and I'm sure she'll be able to handle her share of the action. I wonder 
if she is going to meet Sister Mary Margaret? 


The End 


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