Subject:     My Pet Peeves Regarding Stories, Profiles and Chatting
Story Codes: nosex
Date:        April 25, 2012
Author:      Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com>

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Summary:

OK, so this is a rant. If you don't want to hear me bitch then this one's NOT 
for you!

Table of Contents  
   Chapter 1 - "Erotic" Stories  
   Chapter 2 - On-Line Profiles  
   Chapter 3 - Chatting


Chapter 1 - "Erotic" Stories
============================

There are tons of so-called erotic stories being posted every day yet so few 
of them are reading.  When I read other people's stories, e-mails, blogs, 
etc., sometimes I just want to scream!  I'm not talking about chatting where 
the intent is to converse quickly so abbreviations and misspellings are 
acceptable.  But when it comes to documents, I mean if somebody is going to 
take the time to write up a story and post it then why not show a little 
class?

With most stories, I read the first line and close the file in disgust.  Here 
are some of the things that really turn me off:

1. Horrible spelling and grammar 
-------------------------------- 
Give me a break! I would never fault someone for making a few mistakes (that 
would be quite hypocritical of me) but some people are just downright 
atrocious.  Is there anyone who doesn't have a spellchecker these days?  Even 
the on-line e-mail systems like Yahoo! have one built in.  Granted, they 
don't catch everything but at least make the effort.  And for those who don't 
understand the concept of paragraphs... enough said.  I am NOT referring to 
instant messaging where I am the queen of misspellings.  But when you write a 
story, take a little pride!


2. Posting .doc and .rtf formats 
-------------------------------- 
In a world overrun by viruses, that last thing I want are Microsoft Word 
documents which are known carriers.  Text files may seem a bit old-fashioned, 
but they're safe and efficient.


3. Mechanical Descriptions of Sex 
--------------------------------- 
Is there anyone who doesn’t know HOW sex is performed?  What makes a story 
erotic to me and thus turn me on is when I get the WHY behind the sex.  I 
want to know the reactions of the people involved.  Tell me about their 
thoughts and emotions.  What led up to the event?  What was their motivation?  
How do the people involved FEEL besides just, “it felt good”?  Don't just say 
“his dick entered her”, tell me how it FELT and not just between his legs but 
in his head.

When it comes to erotic stories, the first warning sign is a small file size.  
I generally don't even open up a text story under 15-20K as I know there 
can't be any depth in anything that small.


4. "Young" children with the vocabulary of an adult 
--------------------------------------------------- 
Why do people try to pretend to be an eight year-old and then use the syntax 
and vocabulary of an 40 year-old?  The very idea that a child would be 
writing such a story in the first place is ridiculous so why not use a third-
person format?  Even fantasies can get too far “out there” to be enjoyable.  
I think it's pitiful when an adult man tries to pretend to be a fourteen 
year-old girl.  Give me a break.  Who do you think you're fooling?


5. Twins 
-------- 
Does every set of twins in the world have sex with each other?  There is a 
reason the Milton Twins are on the Internet - they are the exceptions! I 
won't even open a story with “twins” in the title.


6. Dead Relatives 
----------------- 
Why is it that people think that the death of a father or mother 
automatically leads to incest?  The concept that a child will turn to the 
remaining parent or relative for love that includes incest for the first time 
is simply ludicrous.  This demonstrates to me that the writer is just writing 
a jerk story based on his own fantasies and has no clue about real incest.


7. Divorced Parents 
------------------- 
Like the “dead relative” scenario, why are so many stories about the start of 
incest based on the premise of a recently divorced parent? Psychologically, 
divorce is equivalent to death in that one parent is typically "lost".  
However, such a loss tends to strain the remaining relationships more so than 
resulting in sex.   Even if you ignore the realities, the plot line is 
stupid.


8. Underage Lolitas 
------------------- 
I'm not talking about teenagers, I mean preteens and in some cases stories 
involving kids as young as five or six years old.  Give me a break!  About 
the last thing a young child thinks about is sex.

C'mon, we were all kids once - have you completely forgotten what it was 
like?  Sure there may be a little curiosity before puberty but that is a LONG 
ways from feelings of lust and doing anything with the intent being sexual.  
Even when two kids DO touch each other (who never played “doctor” at least 
once?), that's not “sex” but rather just a natural part of growing up.

Based on the number of stories involving such kids that are posted, this must 
make for a good fantasy for a lot of guys but so far as I am concerned, it's 
about as realistic as the mind control or space cadet stories.  It's just too 
over the top to turn me on.


9. Sick Brother or Sister 
------------------------- 
What do I really need to say about this one? I don't know about you but when 
I'm sick or hurt, sex is about the LAST thing on my mind!


10. Fondling a Sleeping Parent or Child 
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Just because the mom is asleep doesn't mean that that if junior fondles her 
that she’s going to suddenly have an urge to have sex with him.  It's far 
more likely that mom will spank his ass!  Parents who fondle their young 
children are usually child abusers and perverts.


11. Women Who Enjoy Being Raped 
------------------------------- 
To be honest, I find some “nonconsensual” stories to be a bit of a turn-on 
from a strictly fantasy perspective (ok, so we all have our perversions) but 
not anything I would EVER want to happen in reality.  What concerns me about 
these stories is that they could lead someone to actually believe the myth 
that "no" means "yes".  While this is the basis for many porn movies and 
stories, it's NOT reflective of real life.

Attention men!  When a girl says, "NO", that means NO.  I have NEVER heard of 
a real-life rape victim who said they felt anything other than disgust and 
humiliation.  Rape scars a woman for life.  It's not something that is EVER 
ok, no matter how much "she asks for it".


12. Father Who Enjoy Watching Their Daughters Being Raped 
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This is similar to the rape scenario I just described.  I just can't believe 
that any decent father could possible find enjoyment from watching someone 
hurt his daughter.  Again, while I find nothing wrong with the FANTASY, I 
worry that someone might think such stories reflect reality and might take 
action based on this misguided idea.


Chapter 2 - On-Line Profiles
=======C====================

When I look at FaceBook and MySpace profiles, I am amazed at how many obvious 
fakes there are but even more amazed at how many people seem to believe them.   
Here are some of the things that really turn me off:

1. "No Guys" Profiles 
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This is code for "I'm a man and I don't want to talk to men about sex."


2. "Women" With Profiles That Imply Incest 
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This is code for, "I'm a man who wants to share porn pics and dirty stories 
about young girls with their mothers."


3. Profiles With Pics of Girls Stolen From the Internet 
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Don't these idiots realize that other people can also see these girls on-line 
in other places?  Such profiles demonstrate not only that the person is a 
fake, but that they’re incredibly stupid as well.


4. No "Normal" Pics 
------------------- 
99.9% of people that want to trade pics with me only have porn pics that they 
stole from the Internet and expect me to believe it's them.  If all HE has 
are suggestive and/or nudes photos, I know immediately “she” is a fake.  If 
he only has a couple of "normal" ones, again they’ve been stolen.  Every real 
girl I know these days has a ton of her with her friends and such in everyday 
situations.  IF they have any suggestive or nudes ones, they’re usually few 
in number and not readily handed out (and NEVER the first ones sent). 


5. Too Many "Friends" 
--------------------- 
Some people have hundreds of "friends", most of whom are fakes.  What's the 
point?  I just assume that it's a guy who likes to link up with other people 
who trade porn pics - not the kind of person I want to have as a "friend".


Chapter 3 - Chatting
====================

There are two reasons I chat.  First, I chat with friends although usually we 
phone each other.  Second, I chat with strangers on-line for fun.  There is a 
huge difference between the two in how I chat.  Of course it goes without 
saying that I use completely different accounts and the two never mix.

When I chat with strangers, there is a LOT I don't say or do compared to when 
I am chatting with friends who know me.  By the same token, I don't discuss 
many of the things with my friends that I do with strangers.  It's like two 
different worlds, each with their own set of rules.

One more thing about chatting and meeting people.  I don't cam or phone 
because I have no intention of ever meeting an on-line stranger.  That said, 
if I WAS going to meet someone, then camming and a phone call would be 
mandatory.  As it is now, I have no verification that anyone I am chatting 
with is really who they say they are (just as they don't know about me 
either), but that's OK with me since my intention is NOT to establish a 
personal relationship.  Anyone who can't deal with the ambiguity shouldn't 
chat with me.  I can understand WHY people want to cam and phone me and I 
have endured many complaints and nasty accusations because I won't, but words 
can't hurt me whereas camming and phone calls potentially can.

The following drive me nuts when I chat... 

1. "Hi!" 
-------- 
This opening gets old really FAST.  Usually I just ignore it and wait to see 
if whoever it is sends another message that's more interesting. 


2. "How are you?" 
----------------- 
Come on, what do you EXPECT me to say?  Odds are I will just tell you I'm OK.


3. "asl" 
-------- 
Sort of old school these days... Maybe this is a good intro for chat rooms 
and such where you are trying to hook up with a total stranger, but that's 
not the type of people I'm looking for. Anyone that I would want to chat with 
already knows this information so by asking it, the person is telling me they 
don't have a clue who I am and are just shooting in the dark to see who will 
answer.  I've also found it to be the standard opening line used by “bots” - 
which I HATE!


4. "What are you doing?" 
------------------------ 
Well duh, I'm chatting. What do you expect me to say?


5. "Do you have a cam?" 
----------------------- 
I NEVER cam with strangers - period. Anyone who pushes this is simply added 
to my "Ignore" list.  No matter what you might think, we will NEVER meet so 
don't try putting me on a guilt trip to "prove" who I am.  If you don't 
believe I am who I say I am, too bad - go chat with someone else.  It's all 
just for fun anyway so why get all up-tight? 


6. "Can I call you?" 
-------------------- 
I NEVER call strangers for the same reasons as for what I described about 
camming just before this.


7. "Can I meet you?" 
-------------------- 
I NEVER meet people in person that I "meet" on-line. 


8. "I'm (age <18)" 
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I am NOT a child molester or pedophile. I don't chat with kids.  The first 
thing I ask people when they start a chat with me is their age.  I can't help 
if someone lies to me but at least I am doing as best I can NOT to chat with 
kids.


9."What are you wearing?" 
------------------------- 
If it's after 9PM, odds are it's a t-shirt or maybe a sweatshirt in winter.  
Sometimes I like to wear one of my husband’s dress shirts.  During the day, 
who knows what I may be wearing and really, who cares? I NEVER chat nude 
which is the answer I think most guys are hoping for.


10. "Send me a pic" 
------------------- 
Send me yours first (NO nudes please) and THEN we'll see.  What's the big 
deal about seeing pics of me anyway?  I wouldn't say I'm ugly but still, it's 
not like I'm some hot Playboy model.  Besides, the only pics you'll get of me 
are ones I would show my pastor.


11. "BUZZ" 
---------- 
OMG, this has to be the most annoying thing EVER.  DO NOT BUZZ ME! I will 
immediately add your name to my Ignore list without responding.

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OK, so these are my pet peeves, at least the ones I can think of now.  I'm 
sure everyone else has a list of their own.  Care to share your with me?

THE END 
