Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Messing with the Maid By juniperbush@gmail.com Please email me any comments I'm not a bad guy. Most people who introduce themselves as "I'm not a bad guy" are usually very bad. But honestly, I'm a good guy. Married, 3 kids, wife was my high school sweetheart. I take care of things at home and at work. Moving quickly up the corporate ladder. I'm your typical 35 year old white class professional. I drive a Minivan and a BMW. I work out 2 times a week and take my kids to soccer and the rest. I am going bald, but I make sure everything else looks good. And while I wasn't the coolest guy in town, I was still able to get the women to give me a second look when I made an effort. My marriage was stable, my wife was a good looking, up and coming accountant just breaking 29. Life was good. Well it got a lot more interesting when we hired a maid to clean the house Tuesday and Thursday evenings. My wife wanted to take some accounting courses and she wasn't able to keep up with the housework. The girl the agency sent over was another thing entirely. When I say I was shocked that good looking girls still did maid work, that was an understatement. My wife went so far as to ask her why she was a maid? But three words out of her mouth, was enough for us to understand the situation. Thick Romanian accent, mixed with many pauses and afterthought as she picked words carefully. She was on a Maid VISA from Romania, and wasn't able to do anything else. Elmira was a black haired 20 year old Romanian beauty. Short, with a medium build, large hazel eyes and breasts that were tight against her large white uniform. Her thighs were shapely and well formed. Elmira was a pleasure to watch while she worked. Leaning over to pick something up, stretching her body to clean the ceiling, or just cleaning the dishes. She was a cherry, and always smiling when she worked. Conversation with her was minimal, since she couldn't carry a conversation long, and she loved the kids, and was always playing with them. I asked her about a boyfriend, and she smiled shyly, "Oh yes, my boyfriend I love. He live in Bokara." But apparently, she hadn't seen him in monthes. The real plan came into place one day, when I walked into my washroom to take a shower, and Elmira was cleaning the toilet. I apologized and waited for to finish before entering again to take my shower. But it was while I was rubbing my body with soap, that the thought entered, 'What would Elmira do if I had walked into the washroom naked?' Nothing - She was scared to lose her job and go back to Romania. How far would she go in order to keep her job? The thought gave me an erection, but I left the thought there, not daring to take it to its logical conclusion. It was monthes later that the thought reentered my short term memory. Me and Maggie had an argument, and I wasn't getting any sex. It had been 4 days since I had last gotten it, so needless to say I was in a frisky mood. I had just come home and was in the process of changing clothes. I had on a tie and dress shirt, but my pants and underwear were on the floor. I was looking for my home clothes to change into, when I heard a knock at the door. "Mr. Johnson, can I come in?" Elmira, wanting to come in. How long since she'd seen a big cock? It was my mood, I'm convinced, and my wifes infernal habit of withholding sex, "Oh Elmira, come in" Elmira opened the door walking in, not noticing me, until she had closed the door. In the act of turning around she froze, noticing that my pants weren't on. "Excuse me...sir, I will go", She turned quickly, but I waved her back "Oh don't worry about it. I'll just get out of your way. Do what you have to do." Elmira stayed frozen by the door, she looked back at me, down to my flaccid penis, then re-entered the room. A small secret smile had entered her face, but she didn't look at me again, simply moving to the dresser and folding clothes. Either way, I felt exhilarated. I kind of understood now why Flashers did what they did. Offering my manhood for view by another women was fun. Laughing silently I completed my clothes changing. I waited with bated breath to see if she would report me. But - she came back the next day, and didn't say a word about it to my wife. I was in the clear. Well a week later, I tried it again. This time I waited till Elmira was cleaning my room, before I walked in and began changing my clothes in front of her. She gave me a shocked smile, and wide eyes, once I took my shirt off, "Mr Johnson!" "Hey Elmira, don't mind me, I have to change", she watched in silence until I started unbuckling my pants, then she turned her back on me and continued folding the laundry. She must have heard a lot of clothes rustling, as I got naked, then walked into the washroom that way. I saw her turn slightly in my direction as I entered the washroom. She wanted to peak without being obvious. I wonder if she stared at my ass as I went into the washroom. The next day, I did the same thing, but this time I started up a conversation with her, so she would be forced to acknowledge that I was talking to her naked. She smiled in disbelief, then shook her head when I started undressing. "Mr Johnson, men do not change clothing with women." I ignored the comment, then said, "Elmira, do you think I'm getting fat? Maggie always teasing me that I'm getting chubby." She wouldn't turn around, so I walked around to stand in front of her, hands on my hips. Her eyes quickly flitted over my body in embarrassment, then went back to her laundry. "No Mr. Johnson, you not fat. You look strong, yes." "Oh thanks, but what about my backside, it isn't chubby?" I turned around and craned my head to see if was enjoying the view. "Yes sir, very strong". Her face was completely red now, and she was holding back a smile. I nodded in satisfaction and went off into the washroom. It was great, she had become my personal flasher toy. I gained so much joy in just embarrassing her and walking around naked around her. Eventually, she even got used to me walking around naked. She even watched me when I wasn't looking at her. I guess it had been a long time since she had seen her boyfriend. Once, she was cleaning the tiles in the main washroom. I walked in, unzipped and urinated into the toilet, while she cleaned the sink. She started to laugh as she left the washroom. I threw over my shoulder, "Oh sorry Elmira, don't mind me." I washed up and left her baffled. I would get the most incredible erections possible after these encounters and had to wait for my wife to come home before I could release my energy upon her. It was early August when I came home to find Elmira down in the kitchen floor cabinets trying to pull something out. She was bent over, and I was admiring her ass. It was small and tight...typically from the amount of physical exercise that was required by her vocation. She eventually came out of the cabinets to see me watching, She flushed red from the attention "Oh! yes, hello Mr Johnson. Welcome home". She was a little embarrassed around me nowadays. But that was alright, I was enjoying her company and didn't mind that she was scared. After all I WAS sexually harassing her, what did I expect? "Elmira - Do you work out? You have such a lovely body." Elmira's eyes widened in surprise and shyness, "Mr Johnson! I..thank you. No, I do not work out." "I'd love to see you in a bathing suit, you'd look awesome. Really" Elmira didn't have much to say to that, and waited to see if I was done so she could continue her work. I found her again in the kitchen later that evening putting the dishes away in the cabinets. I walked up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around to look at what I had in my hands. "I hope you don't mind, but I thought you'd love to go swimming in our pool. Since you didn't bring your bathing suit, I bought you one. I think its your size." What I had bought was a string bikini and small bikini bottom. I had debated a thong bottom, but it was probably too much. "Mr Johnson, it is very...kind of you. But I don't know how to swim and...", She had worked out how ravishingly small the bikini was, and looked back at me a little startled. "Don't be ridiculous Elmira, I'll be there to help you out. Besides the kids want to go swimming with you. Come on, go get changed.", and I gently pushed her into the washroom, and threw the bikini in after her. I had to stand at the door to ensure she didn't run away. And she tried twice. The second time, I gave her my stern eyes that she should get changed. Finally, 15 minutes later, she came out, hands covered over her chest. Her face was red, but she was smiling: Embarassed, but ready with the knowledge that she was hot. And man she was, I said so to. "Please Mr. Johnson, this suit very small. I am uncomfortable." "Oh come on Elmira, you look awesome. Come on turn around." I made her pirouette. She was phenomenal. Her thigh muscles were shapely, and her backside well defined. The best part about her was her small waist and back, that expanded into a well defined back and shoulders. This women could have been a model. The kids were gleeful, and grabbed her into the outdoor swimming pool in the back yard. Meanwhile, I got on my thong/speedo shorts. Something I had just purchased for the occasion. When I got to the pool in my speedo, the kids and Elmira were already in the shallow end of the pool. Elmira shook her head at what I was wearing, and my kids laughed at loud. "Dad, why are you wearing such a small bathing suit?" My 7 year old daughter laughed. I shrugged it off and jumped into the pool. We played around for 30 minutes, and then I finally told the kids to go in. Time to go to sleep you know. Elmira shook her head and tried to get out also. "Oh no Elmira, you've been working hard all week. Let's get into the hot tub." She was watching me sideways, aware that I was going to pull something on her. She climbed in with me, and sat down enjoyed the massager. "You know what I love to do after a tough day like this?" Elmira shook her head negative, watching me apprehensively. "I like to get in the hot tub, then just let all of my internal energy out. I pulled my speedo down, spit on my left hand, and proceeded to manually masterbate myself while my eyes feasted on Elmiras body. At first Elmira started giggling, then she tried to decide if she should be shocked, eventually she just tried to leave, but I stopped her with a couple words. After a while, she crossed her arms over her chest and looked away. But that was alright. I told her to remove her arms, I wanted to see her breasts. So she put her arms down, but still looked away. "Oh yeah, here I come!", Elmira looked back over at me as I started to come in the hot tub. My juice gushed out in three shots that went up up up, then down into the hot tub. I bucked my legs as I came, it was intense. My cum swirled around in the water, soon disappearing from view. "Oh yeah. That's nice. I love doing that. You're such a hotty Elmira, We have to do that again." I thought to myself later, If that didn't stop her, then nothing short of rape will. And that's when things really started to escalate. I was waiting for her the next day in my bedroom. She came in as usual at 6:00 to put away the laundry. She knocked once and walked in to find me naked on the bed. She was surprised, but closed the door and began to fold the laundry with her back to me. I got up, and poured some lubricant into my hand, and started to masterbate while facing her. My erection was immediate, its hard to be flaccid while watching the object of your fascination. "Oh yeah I like that." Elmira turned to see what I was talking about and froze watching me, then quickly turned away. "Elmira, do Romanian men have cocks this long?" I lay back onto the bed and continued to stroke myself. Elmira kept her back to me, "No! There's are longer, not small like yours!" I started to chuckle, Oh yes she hated me, but needed the job. You can't beat that. I got up still stroking myself and walked up to the dresser so she could see me clearly. She turned to go, but I forestalled her with my good arm. "Don't mind me Elmira, just keep going. I like to jerk off once in a while." Elmira went stiff, as she watched me from the corner of my eyes as I jerked off. It was pretty quick actually, as the whole event was so exciting. Making a woman watch me jerk off. Was that every flashers dream? I came in 4 large blasts all over the neatly folded laundry. Some spray made it onto Elmira's uniform. That was good because I had marked her now. Smiling I said, "Oops sorry. You should rewash those." She waited for me to finish and leave. Then she left also...to clean the clothes I presumed. She was back the next day again, and this time, I put both hands on her ass in the kitchen, and felt around. She suffered it as best as she could, not saying anything, but continuing to do the dishes. When she came into my bedroom to do the laundry, she had her eyes lowered. I was lieing on the bed naked again, just playing with my testicles. My whole posture was meant to shock, not to entice. "Elmira, You're a very pretty girl. What would happen if we fired you?", Oh yeah, I was playing nasty. I didn't like it, but it had to be done. Elmira whirled towards me, eyes scared in fear. She totally ignored my nudity. "Mr Johnson! No! Why you fire me?" She advanced towards me, hands clutched together. "Oh no Elmira, I'm not saying that I will fire you, I'm just asking. Just curious you know. You're a really pretty girl, would you mind dancing for me? I'll pay you $5". It was the rudest come on, and nothing suave about it. I wanted to see how far she would go. Her thought process took possibly 30 seconds, and she was able to put together the implications of getting fired if she didn't do it. And honestly, I didn't think she'd do it. There is a level that even a job won't take, but apparently, she was willing. "Ok Mr Johnson, I like dance. Yes. I like dance for you. Where is $5?" - The money meant nothing to her, it was the job she needed. I slapped down a $5 note, and indicated that she should start. She danced, and man she was bad! Obviously, she was a farm girl back home, because she had never danced before. But man, it was mine. And she drew me in. I let her dance for a minute, before I got up and tugged her T-shirt off her head. She didn't even try to fight, she knew what was required. Her enormous D cup breasts were held up in a white cotton bra. It took me several seconds of fiddling around before that too came off. Trooper that she was, she kept dancing, watching me in fear. But I wasn't a demon, I left her topless, and lay back on my bed, pumping my cock quickly and feasting my eyes on her body. Her nipples were enourmous pink saucers that ensconced her large breasts. Her tight midriff made her breasts seem even larger. Her dancing was a collection of stutter steps left and right, while she waved her hands up and down. The steps though caused those large breasts to jerk up and down and sway. Her eyes stayed on me the whole time. I decided to take it up a notch, and started groaning like I was fucking a 16 year old. "Ohhh Yeah, Ohhhhhh YEAAAH", My cock erupted shooting sperm up and all over my stomach. I kept jerking myself, milking my cock for what it was worth. Elmira had stopped dancing by now, and just watched me, emotionally drained. I got up and walked past her into the batchroom to clean up. The next day, I said Hi to Elmira as I walked in. She gave me a smile and continued working. I made sure to stop behind her, and fondled her breasts for a couple of seconds. "Ohh, I like these" I said aloud. Much later, I came back to the kitchen. Elmira had still not come up to put the laundry away, and I guess she was too scared to come in. "Hey Elmira, I need your help upstairs, come on up" Elmira looked at me, then nodded in ascent. It wasn't a happy nod, but she nodded. I smiled inwardly, then walked back into the room. When she walked in, I was already unbuckling my pants. "Hey Babe, you've got to help me out. I want to surprise Molly tomorrow for our anniversary." My pants came off and went on the floor, as did my underwear. I handed perplexed Elmira a can of shaving cream and a razor as the rest of my clothes came off. I walked into the shower stall, "She loves it when I shave my pubic area, but I'm so clumsy at it, that I always cut myself. You need to shave me babe, come on, don't act like you've never done this before." Elmira couldn't really put 2 and 2 together. She was thinking in her head, this guy wants me to shave his abdomen? I had to get her started, showing her how the shaving cream worked, and the motion of the razor. She seemed dazed as she got down on her knees in the stand up shower. Oh no I said, your clothes will get ruined, you should take them off. And it was several minutes later that I had her topless in only a skirt kneeling between my legs, as she rubbed warm shaving cream all over my dick then started to shave me. The back of her hand kept rubbing the underside of my cock, and it was a matter of minutes before my full 5 inches stood up to attention as she worked. She gave me the benefit of a pause as my dick stood up straight in front of her. It probably made her job easier as she now had full access to my testicles. "Big aren't they?" I nudged, displaying my testicles to her. She gulped and kept going, working me down. Oh yeah, I looked fabulous. I always liked admiring my shaven testicles. "Don't they look awesome? Ok, don't forget to moisturize my shaved skin, Elmira" "Moisturize? What do you mean sir" "You have to moisten the skin to keep it protected. You'll need to lick it. " She stared at me aghast down on her knees. And I couldn't resist. I mean it's not really rape if she was half naked and on her knees consentually right? Anyway, I put my hands on the back of her head and coaxed her forward, "Come on Elmira, lick me down". Initially she closed her eyes tight and screwed up her face. Once I pushed her face into my groin, and kept her there, she finally opened her mouth and released her tongue, but not her eyes. Keeping my hands on the back of her head, I ran my balls and cock on her tongue, really working myself into a frenzy. It wasn't so much the saliva and lubricant, rather the look of shock on her closed eyes and face. After a while, I said fuck this! And pushed the tip of my cock into her mouth. She tried to fight me off initially, but when I pushed her head down onto my cock with force, her mouth finally opened. Ohhh! I pushed my cock into her hot wet mouth. She wasn't sucking me, so I began a slow mouth fuck, going in till her nose was into my abdomen. Suprisingly, she didn't gag or choke as I put all of myself into her. Then I reversed, pulled out and pushed back into her. After a couple of times, I really started fucking her. Just banging her like her mouth was a pussy. It didn't take long, 25 seconds really, and I was soon coming inside her. I just started coming and moaning and groaning and bucking. The cum went straight into her mouth, but she started spitting it out as soon as it came. I let her go after a while, and watched my handy work. There was a thick stream of cum danlmaid