All the usual disclaimers apply - don't read these if it would be
illegal for you to do so, don't try any of it at home and don't
mistake any of this for reality. Warning - these flashes contain
graphic silliness!

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=*= Three Mind Control Shorts =*=
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by Jay Petto


=*= On the Couch =*=
(with apologies to Databastard!)
(mc, MF, MDom, humor)

Dr Sorenson's patient was thirty-five, clean-shaven and unusually
cheerful for a man seeking psychiatric help. She glanced at him
over her glasses and frowned. "What do you mean, you're here
because of a cosmic joke?"

"You won't believe me at first, Doc - but I woke up one morning
and knew that I could control minds. No explanation for it; I
just *knew*."

She crossed her arms across ample breasts. "And you came to me
because this knowledge bothers you?"

His eyes rose from her long legs. "No, I came here because the
power only works on psychiatrists."



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=*= Hypnotherapy =*=
(mc, MF, MDom, humor)

My client gazed up at me with eager blue eyes. "Can you make me
stop smoking, Doctor? I've got this uncontrollable *oral
fixation* and absolutely *no* willpower".

"Well - I'm a hypnotherapist, not an MD. But we should be able to
do something about your smoking pro ...  I beg your pardon, but
what *are* you doing?"

She'd raised her right leg off the couch, practically waving it
in my face. "There's a run in my stocking!", she said, sliding
her hands along the offered limb. "Isn't it *terrible*?"

"Ah ..."

She sat up, leaning forward to give me a revealing look down her
blouse. "Tell me what I should *do*!"

I cleared my throat. "Are you, by any chance, hoping that I'll
turn you into my hypnotized love slave?

"Yes".

"I'm sorry, but I won't do it".

"You won't?"

"No - you want Fred Smith, room 702".



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=*= A Very Silly MC Story =*=
(mc, MF, Mdom, humor)

Floyd walked inside the sexy model's apartment. "Hypnotize you!"
said Floyd.

"Eek! No!" said sexy blonde model.

Floyd waved his pocket watch. "Hypnotize, hypnotize"

"I am hypnotize" said model. "Master"

They had lots of sex.

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