A Woman's Guide to Canine-Human Sex

Hi, my name is Susie, and I am writing this how-to guide for all women out there that have considered engaging in canine-human sex... but were unsure of just how to go about it... and those women who would like to enjoy it more.

I consider myself an expert on the subject as I have been practicing it over the past twenty years.  In that time I have made love with hundreds of dogs, and have found many exiting and satisfying methods.  I have also introduced many other women and several men to the pleasures of canine sex.  I hope that this how-to guide will help you enjoy your K9 love-making more.

There are three areas that I will cover in the guide: oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex.


Oral Sex

"Ugh" you say?  Well don't say that so fast.  Oral sex is a two way street, most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male, providing you with the most electrifying oral sex.   A dog's tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds.  When he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed.  How many of you have had a man give analingus, not many I'll bet.  A dog has no such problem, and if you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack... you have truly missed something grand.

There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this.  If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only, I have found one position that works very well.  I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calves are flat against the edge of the bed.  You then lay straight back, picking your feet up and placing them on the edge of the bed.  This will expose your clitoris, labia, and vagina to his waiting tongue.

For those of you who would like more, but want to prevent him from trying to mount you, then the ideal position is reclining on  your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor.  All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass.

For those of you who want that ultimate experience, you will have to give him full and total access to you.  This can only happen when you are down on all fours.  Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all, but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying.  You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lay the upper part of your body face down onto the bed, keeping your knees on the floor.  You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare, giving him full access to you.  One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you, this is not the position to use.  

Now that we have gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue, let's talk about what you can do with yours.  I am well aware that there will be very few of you that would even consider taking a dog's cock into your mouth, let alone actually doing it.  I know there are many arguments as to why not... like its inside that furry thing, and its got to be dirty.  According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken to, a dog's cock is three times cleaner than a man's cock.  A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it.  How many men do you know that do that?  If you still feel that this is something that you cannot do, don't worry as there are quite a few women who have never even done it with a man.

If you are ready to try, let me just say this... so that you will be better able to enjoy what you are about to do.  I find that although there is little physical stimulation for me while I am sucking him off, I find I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation.

Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them, and there are many positions in which to do it.  I find that two positions are very good, and are easy to accomplish.  For those of you who are just starting out and are nervous about doing it, I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him.  This will give you full access to his cock, and be able to control all the action.  For those of you who would like to try something a little more daring, I recommend you lie on your back with the back of your head slightly raised by a pillow, and have him stand over you with his cock within reach of your mouth.  I say that this position is for the more daring because he may begin to hump while being sucked in this position, and  you should be ready if that happens.

Before I describe the best method of sucking him, I would like to bring one thing to our attention.  Most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked.   This is not so with all dogs.  Before starting any sexual activity with him, touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it.

The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused.  I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out.  Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath, you should gently take him into your mouth.  You should continue to gently stroke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move your mouth back and forth over his cock.  As you do this, his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection.  While you are moving your mouth over his cock, you should try to place the tip of your tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock.  This will cause him to reach his climax.

As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot.  This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating.  If you are considering going further, then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot.  The average large dog has a cock (when aroused) that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1.5 to 2 inches wide.  The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide can be 2 inches long and 4 inches wide.  

A dog is different than most mammals, as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks.  At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water.  This is his precum that is for lubrication, so his knot will slip into the female's vagina.  At full arousal is when he will actually produce his sperm.  You can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it.  You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a man's, but he will produce about twice as much as a man.


Vaginal Sex

Good old screwing: that is what this is all about, well not quite.  There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man, other than the dog can't get you pregnant.  When I have been asked about how to go about it the first time, I usually recommend that you have a human friend there to help you.  I know that in most cases this is not possible, for any number of reasons.

At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds or more), and that you are there by yourself.  I will be your companion, and you may visualize me there.  The first discussion is how are we going to do it.  There are two prime positions to use, the old standard doggy-style, and the safer missionary style.  If we choose the missionary position you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you, and we can be in control the whole time.  

OK, you want to try the missionary position.  You are sitting on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge, and your legs spread wide apart.  Here comes your lover.  He sees your warm and wet pussy...  and at once begins to sniff and lick it.  You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair and his body between your legs.  You take his sheath in your hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend.  You guide the end of his cock into you.  As he feels the wetness and warmth of you, he begins to hump, slowly at first... then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina.  As his cum slowly fills you up, you too reach a climax.

If you allow him to put his knot inside you, you will be together until he gets soft, which usually takes 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes.  The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to have his knot inside you, you can (in most cases) prevent it by holding it in your hand.  I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel are caused by the knot being inside me.  I try to have my lover put his knot in every time we make love.

Doggy-style is just that, you are down on all fours with him.  This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover.  In the section on Oral Sex, the last position I described is the one that I recommend using.  You make one small change to how your body is on the bed though.  Rather than having your whole torso on the bed you should use your belly button as the guide.  To be in the proper position, your belly button should be even with the edge of the bed.  

Now that we are in the proper position and comfortable, we are ready for our lover... and here he comes.  He will at first sniff and then lick you.  After he tastes and smells you, he will start to become aroused, and he will move to a position to mount you.  A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way.  Once he has mounted you, he will begin to hump, trying to get his cock into you.  If this is something new to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go... and he will do the rest.  

As the two of you continue, he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you fell his knot begin to swell and rub at your pussy lips.  At this point it is decision time.  If you want it inside you, you should totally relax and allow him to slide it in.  If you don't want his knot inside you, you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand.  

A simple note of warning!  If you use this position and then decide that you don't want his knot in you, you may not be able to prevent it from happening.  If his knot is in you, you will have to wait until he gets soft.  I do not recommend you trying to remove it unless your vagina is large.  It will hurt, and may even injure you.  So if you have any doubts at all, I would stick with the missionary position.

Well... we are now mated, and as his knot continues to swell inside you.  You begin to feel this warm feeling inside you.  I have been told that a dog's body temperature is higher that a human's, and that his cum is even warmer.  As he cums deep inside you, you can feel that warmth.  His knot is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices begin to flow, mixing with his, and at this point you begin to feel his knot start to throb.  

I found that while doing it doggy-style... as his knot pushes against the inside walls of my vagina... it also pushes against the inside of my clitoris.  The sensation of that happening drives me wild.  I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this is happening.


Anal Sex

This section is for you women that have tried the first two sections and want more.

There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex.  First, you should be experienced with anal sex.  By this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lover's cock into you.  You will not always be successful with achieving penetration, and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you.  If you now still want to try it, well let's go.

In finding a good position for canine-human anal sex, I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work, and many that didn't.  I have found that the best position is one called a modified-doggy-position.  To get into that position you should first find an open space (very private of course) inside your house or wherever, and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on.  You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position.  To achieve the correct position you bring your knees forward and tuck them up against your stomach.  Now that you have done that, you rest the front of your body on your elbows.

Great, you have mastered getting into the proper position.  Now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover.  We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something... otherwise this will really hurt.  I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover.  

Never, never use Vaseline or the like, as they will make the dog sick or even worse.   Well... now we know what lubrication we are going to use, and now we must apply it.  It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus.  For this to work you must lubricate both outside as well as inside.  The easy part is the outside, and I leave that until am in position before I do it.  

I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible, I have no discomfort at all.  I use a large eyedropper that will hold about an ounce or so of oil to get the oil inside.  Then I insert one finger to spread the oil over the inside.

Congratulations, you are now ready.  You have done your inside lubrication, and are in the proper position, and here comes your lover.  You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it.  After he has mounted you, you will probably have to guide him into you.  Once he is inside he will hump just like in vaginal sex.  The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well.  I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot.  

As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex, you may want to gently masturbate while he is inside you.  There is one way to increase the stimulation, and that is to place a dildo in your vagina.  This will transmit his movement inside you to your clitoris and help you to reach climax.

Enjoy!