This is the stuff borne of frustration...




*right before a virgin sacrifice*
Boy: Can you grant me a last request?
Guard: Sure.
Boy: I want to make love to a woman.
Guard: ... You just don't get it, do you?


Guy 1: You frustrate me.
Guy 2: Sexually? Oh, I didn't know you had those feelings for me.
Guy 1: (It's nice to know you think so highly of yourself)/(I don't know about you), but I prefer to grab onto some large things.
Guy 2: What, you don't want to grab onto my large thing?
Guy 1: Oh no. Girls are clearly superior products for this use, many more handles and features, and 50% more holes.


Boy: Well, it's easy to play this since I have a Wii at home.
Girl: Well, I have a Wii Fit.
Boy2: So you both play with your Wiis at home?


My loins ache to be inside her.
I ache to be beside her.
I wish to be 'neath her.
I want to lay into her.

I wish to invade and penetrate deep within your Russian interiors. And once I'm exhausted, I will withdraw. But first, my men must be protected before my invasion begins.


There are some girls I like
There are some girls I don't
I don't know why
All I can say is this
Shes the girl of my dreams