Jiffee Lube - Chapter 1
Copyright 2004, Jeff Spencer
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"Yeah, so if you want to be a "cool nerd," you've got to be initiated," I said.

"I dunno," Tom said. "What do I have to do?"

"We call it a "Jiffee Lube," I said. "You'll like it." I wasn't telling him much, because one, it'd
probably scare him off and, two, I was making it up as I went along. But before I tell you about
the Jiffee Lube, I guess I'd better tell you about who "we' were, and how we got together. 

The Cool Nerds was the name we gave ourselves. Six juniors at Riverpark High School who
comprised the Astronomy Club, and who'd discovered that when we were alone at night, using
the school's telescope, was a perfect time to jerk off together. You know, stroking our own
cocks, watching the looks on each other's faces when we came, sometimes stroking each other's
cocks, and sometimes, doing a little bit more than that, lol.

The first time had been when Mr. Foster, the club sponsor, had gotten sick just before we were
going to scan the northern sky for a comet that was passing by. The comet, Excelsior, has an
orbit that brings it around every 327 years, but it's hardly visible at its brightest, so you might not
have seen any articles about it. The press and 99% of the other students at our school don't care
about it (unless it's flashy), but we were astronomy nerds, so we wanted to see it.

There were six of us that first night. Chris, Bobby, Sean, Matt, Ryan and me, Jeff. Chris is a
typical nerd, 5'4", 120 pounds, medium length blonde hair, 15 years old. Bobby is a jock ( yeah,
jocks can be nerds - go figure), 6'3" tall, wavy black hair, about 200 pounds, 16. Sean and Matt
are twin brothers with long brown hair, kind of feminine looking, 5' 11" tall, both 140 pounds,
15. Ryan is short, about like Chris, but he's got red hair and creamy white skin, but lots of
freckles across his nose, 14 (and smart). And there's me. I'm 6'2", 165 pounds and I play soccer
some, but I'm waay more nerd than jock. Oh, and I'm 16.

Anyway, we were all in this little room on the second floor of school at about 9 PM, underneath
the telescope, taking turns looking at the comet, when one of us, I forget which one, started
talking about hot chicks, and how he loved looking at naked pics of ‘em on the Internet. Well,
we might be nerds, but we're not stupid - we've all seen porno, and probably more than a
grownup like you.

Bobby was going on, and on about this totally hot chick he'd met after an after game party
(Bobby plays football - he catches the ball, I think, so I guess he's the catcher) who he'd gotten
out into his dad's car (his parents are divorced, so, out of guilt his dad lets him borrow his
bitchin' restored ‘67 Camaro. I wish my parents would divorce - j/k. Anyway, he's got us all
captivated as he's telling us how hot she is, how she's wearing this really skimpy skirt, our
tongues are dragging.

He tells us he's got her maneuvered into the back seat of the Camaro, and he's going to town,
kissing her, feeling her nice tits, her tongue deep in his mouth, his cock splittin' his pants, when
she unzips his jeans, and pulls his 9" out (HE says it's 9") and starts strokin' it, the tips of her
fingers running like shivers up and down his pole, jacking him like there's no tomorrow. "She
was strokin' that soft hand up
and down the shaft of my cock, running her fingernail over that vein on the underside, then
scraping her nails over my sack, squeezing my balls lightly.......fuck! Then dipping her fingertip
in the little pool of sticky precum that was drooling out of my piss slit, and runnin' down the side
of my dick. When she took her fingertip, with a pearl of cum on it, and slipped it into her mouth,
between those hot, full lips, then sucked on it like it was a cock, shit, I was almost spurtin'! God,
guys, I was this far from shootin' all over her little hand," he says. I looked around at the other 4
guys, their pants are all tented out, it's not like we get sex OTHER than our hands that much, so
we're pretty captivated at a story from a guy who's REALLY getting it. Blow by blow, you might
say.

She's pumping away on his cock, and he's leaking like plasma from the Crab Nebula, when he
decides to reach under her skirt and give her cooze the slippery finger. Well, let Bobby tell it (as
near as I remember):

"So, while my tongue is deep inside her warm, wet mouth, I'm slipping my hand under this
flowered skirt she's wearing, and I slide up her smooth thigh - man, smooth, slick, she's
obviously not wearing pantyhose or anything like that - all smooth, hot skin. I get to the hem of
her panties, real slick, I guess satin, and she moves her leg a little so I can slip a finger under the
fabric. And this whole time, remember, she's pumping my rod, which is drooling all over her
fingers, and my tongue is deep in her throat. So, my index finger is searchin' around under there,
and it's all hot and damp, and there's no hair. Cool! She shaved her cunt, is that SO cool? Hey,
look, I've gotta let this out, it's gettin' crushed." 

As Bobby says this, he unzips his jeans, and damned if that thick, cut snake of his doesn't uncoil
out like it's gonna bite one of us! And it sure looks like 9" to me. It put my 6" to shame. I can
even see a bush of curly brown hair around the base of his dick. I've just got a small amount of
hair around my penis, and none on my balls, but I don't mind ‘cause it makes it easier to stroke
my balls when I'm masturbating. And I jack off ALL the time, not just when I'm with these guys.

"Sorry, guys, but I don't see any reason why I should have to suffer while I tell you all a great
story. Feel free to air your own out," he added nonchalantly. 

Continuing with his story, Bobby's fingers travel lightly up and down his rod, pausing now and
then to lightly squeeze his plump dick head. "So, she's doin' like this on my wang, and I'm
searching for the Holy Grail. So, like I said, she's all smooth under the fabric and I'm looking for
the slit. Lookin' and lookin'. Well, I finally find some loose skin, but it ain't cunt. ‘What the
fuck?' I start to say, but next thing I know, she bends down and starts suckin' me. Holy fuck,
she's suckin' the juice right out of me! Damn! You think this is somethin," here he points at the
tip of his cock, which is oozing his whitish cream, thick like the atmosphere around Jupiter. "It
was pouring out, and she's licking it all off, and I haven't even cum yet. Man, the anticipation
was killin' me! Then she pulls her mouth off, just when I'm almost ready to cum in her mouth."

"‘C'mon babe, finish me,' I whine."

"‘Not yet, baby,' she says." We're listening to Bobby's story, but we're looking at his dick, every
one of us. A couple of guys are rubbing their own cocks through their pants. Sean and Matt
already have theirs out, matching cut 4" dicks without any hair at all around ‘em. Matt's even got
his little balls out, too, and they're about the size of the micro-meteors that hit our atmosphere
during the most publicized meteor showers. That's like robin's eggs for you non-astronomers.

"‘Lift up my skirt, and take off my panties, baby, I've got something for you' she whispers,"
Bobby says. "So I do, flippin' her skirt up and pulling the panties right off. She lifts her butt up to
make it easier, and those satin panties just slip down her thighs, over her knees, and fall to the
floor. Then she kicks ‘em off, so she's completely naked under that skirt, and I'm ready to dig
in." Here, Bobby paused.

"I was surprised," he said.

"At what?" said Chris.

"Funny you should ask," Bobby answers. "Turns out she's a guy."

"Geez, what'd you do?" Matt asks, startin' to stroke himself faster.

 "Yeah," chimes in Sean, also cock in hand, his balls out too, now, and his pants and underpants
around his ankles. I'm distracted by his ass, which looks pretty good. "What did you do?"

"Whadda you think I did? I was so fucking hot at that point, I would've fucked a snake! I flipped
him over so he was facing me, sitting on my lap - well, not exactly ON my lap, more like about
9" above my lap, and started stroking his cock as he slowly slipped down over my fuckin' molten
dick. It was hard for me to tell exactly what was goin' on, ‘cause he started kissin' me again. So
I've got his hot ass hole grippin' and strokin' my cock, which feels like it's about a foot long and
inside of a furnace, and we're swapping tongues and spit inside each other's mouths, and his
sweet, warm breath is filling my nostrils, getting me even more excited!"

"Geez, you, you FUCKED a guy?" Matt said. He looked like he was trying to shudder with
disgust, but he wasn't succeeding, especially since his hand looked like a blur on his dick!
"What?" Matt said when he saw us staring at HIS cock, then looked down. "Oh. Well, he said we
could....."

"Oh, FUCK IT!" I said, and pulled my 6" uncut cock out, and started whanging away. "Finish
the story, Bobby, and make it good!" I had my right hand slipping up and down my hard,
dripping dick, and my left hand cupping and stroking my balls - that really sends me off! With
that, the other three zipped down their pants, and started beating off. There were 6 hot teenage
dicks out then, and I was staring at every one of ‘em, wondering how it would feel to stroke ‘em
myself, and watch their cum shooting out. The thought of that got me even more excited, and I
think most of them were thinking the same thing, ‘cause their eyes were all over the boy dicks
waving around, and the boy cream dripping off ‘em in little spots on the floor.

"Well," Bobby began again, "this guy, his name was Erika, he had really slim hips, and a really
nice looking cock. It was uncut, that was some of the loose skin I'd felt, along with his balls, so I
kept on masturbating him, it didn't take long before there was cream oozing out of his piss slit, it
was turning me on to see another guy's cock oozing like that. After all, I've seen a lot of
swinging dicks in the locker room, but not hard and ready to shoot - that's usually frowned on in
athletic society."

"Meanwhile, he's fucking himself all over my dick, and kind of moaning. ‘Oh, fuck yes, you're a
big stud fucker, baby! Fill my little slut hole with that big fuckin' cock! Fuck me hard, ram your
meat inside my little pussy, split my little girl hole, fucker! YEAH!! Unh huh, yeah!' The whole
time he's fuckin' his ass hole on me, and my fist is flyin' up and down on his cock, and he's
kissing me better than any girl I ever met," Bobby said.

"Finally, though, I could feel myself cummin'. Jizz shootin' up my dick right into that guy's tight
ass! Geez, I'd never even been in a girl's ass before, but it'd be hard to imagine it could be better
than that guy's rear end! I said, ‘Oh, fuck! I'm cummin', I'm shootin' my load!" I could feel his
ass hole alternately tightening and loosening on my dick, like he was fuckin' me right back!"

"Erika kisses me on the lips real hard, then pulls away, and says, ‘Me too, honey, I'm cumming
too! Fuck!" Her, uh, HIS dick starts creaming all over my chest, while I'm shooting inside his
fuckin' poop chute. Damn, it was wild! Oh fuck, yeah, now I'm gonna cum!" My eyes focused
back on Bobby's dick - they'd been closed, while I was nearing my own cum from beating off,
imagining the scene as Bobby described it. I could picture some feminine looking guy sitting on
MY dick while I beat off, and I REALLY liked the idea!.

Looking at Bobby's long, juicy dick as he prepared to cum in front of the five of us, pulled me
back to reality, but his dick was making me even hotter than the scene he'd described. "Shit!" I
exclaimed as I shot a load across the floor, near Matt's foot. That set the rest of them off, the
others all cumming, streams of teenage cum stringing across the floor, with Bobby being the last
to cum, shooting a couple of loads into his hand, filling his cupped hand to overflowing.

"And then, the last thing that guy showed me," Bobby paused again, until one of us impatiently
said, "Yeah, what?"

"The last thing he did," Bobby repeated, "was give me some of this, fresh from his dick." With
that, Bobby proceeded to lick the puddle of his own cum from the palm of his hand. White,
creamy jizz all over his lips and tongue, followed up by Bobby placing his half full, still-sticky
hand on Sean's mouth, getting boy cum all over Sean's mouth and face, then putting that same
hand behind Sean's head, pulling Sean's face towards his, and planting a big, fat slimy
cum-covered kiss on Sean's full lips. Sean resisted at first, but soon stopped fighting, and began
cooperating. I could see Sean's hand curling contentedly around the fat shaft of Bobby's cock,
slowly rubbing up and down the full 9" of that fat, delicious looking rod..

"Damn!" I heard somebody say.

That's when the Astronomy club went in a whole different direction, including Jiffee Lube, but
that's for another chapter.