Author: Hungry Guy
Title: ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF USING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR WOMEN 
Summary:  Using a toilet slave has many advantages. 
Keywords: F/M Fdom nosex faq ws scat anal humor 
Language: english

ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF USING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR WOMEN 
By: Hungry Guy (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com)


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                     ADVANTAGES
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- HEALTHY            Using a toilet slave is no riskier than
                     receiving oral sex from someone. 

                     If he's your permanent toilet slave, YOU are 
                     the ONLY one he has contact with.      
 
                     There is ZERO risk to you!

                     You are safer than being in a relationship with 
                     someone who could cheat on you without you 
                     knowing.  

 
- CLEAN              Your toilet slave is self-emptying and 
                     self-cleaning.  

                     Never again get on your hands and knees to 
                     clean that nasty toilet bowl. 


- CONVENIENT         Unlike toilets that often clog up and overflow 
                     at the most inconvenient times, a toilet slave 
                     never "clogs up" and is available 24 by 7.   
 
  
- ODOR FREE          Your ass is pressed tightly against his lips 
                     under the weight of your body.  

                     Your waste is never exposed to room air.  

                     No odor can escape.

 
- NO MESS            Because of the direct connection between your 
                     clit and his mouth, no spills can occur.  

                     Besides, a person doesn't really pee that much 
                     at one time, his mouth can easily hold all your 
                     pee without overflowing.  

                     Try this experiment:

                     Pee into an empty milk carton.

                     Fill a second empty milk carton with drinking 
                     water, up to the same amount of pee in the 
                     first milk carton.

                     Hold your breath and pour all the water into 
                     your mouth without drinking it, then swallow 
                     it.
                 
                     That's about how much pee you will be feeding 
                     your slave in each sitting.

                     Never worry about an overflowing toilet again! 


- SANITARY           After you finish, he licks your bottom clean.  

                     You don't have to touch yourself "down there"
                     to wipe.  

                     You don't even have to touch so much as a 
                     germ-ridden toilet handle.

 
- CLEANLINESS        After you finish, he licks your ass cleaner 
                     than you could by wiping with paper.   

 
- SAFE               Your toilet slave can be shackled and strapped 
                     down for your safety if you desire.   

 
- LOW COST           It is a proven fact that human waste contains 
                     many undigested nutrients.  

                     The same is true of all "animals;" that's why 
                     dogs nibble in litter boxes; they can smell the 
                     undigested bits of cat food.    

                     You, alone, can provide your toilet slave with 
                     about 25% of their nutritional requirement, 
                     directly from your ass.  Since a toilet slave
                     is immobile and doesn't exert any energy, that 
                     is sufficient nourishment.  

                     A daily multi-vitamin pill is all else that he 
                     needs. 


- SENSUOUS           It feels so much more sensual to have your ass 
                     licked clean by a warm wet tongue than by a dry 
                     scratchy wad of paper.   

 
- ORGASMIC           You can tell him to suck on your privates after 
                     using him.  

                     Have an orgasm every time you use the toilet, 
                     and whenever else the mood strikes you too.  


- TEASING            You can tease your toilet slave in so many 
                     delightful ways. 

                     You can keep his hands shackled down and deny 
                     him the ability to pleasure himself.  

                     After all, giving you an orgasm with his mouth 
                     (if you so desire) is all the pleasure he 
                     needs, right? 


- REFRESHING         During your period, your toilet slave's tongue 
                     can clean out that nasty filth far more 
                     refreshingly than by shoving up a tube of cloth 
                     covered cardboard.   

                     And safer too!  

                     You can't get Toxic Shock Syndrome from your 
                     toilet slave's tongue.  
 

- FREEDOM            Your toilet slave is NOT your boyfriend.

                     Feel free to go out and party, if that's your 
                     thing.

                     And if you bring a guy home, your toilet slave 
                     can clean up that nasty mess down there after a 
                     torrid love session.  


- NO RISK            You choose your own risks. 

                     You can never catch a dose from your permanent 
                     toilet slave, because you are his only contact. 

                     However, you can choose to go out and  
                     do whatever, and whoever, you want. 

                     The risks you take are YOUR choice, not his!
 

- NO RESPONSIBILITY  You have no responsibility to your toilet slave
                     except to "feed" him once in a while.
 
 
- NO HASSLES         No relationship issues.  

                     Orgasm when YOU are in the mood, and ONLY when 
                     YOU are in the mood.  
 
                     All physical contact is strictly on YOUR need 
                     and YOUR whim, never his.  

                     And even if you ever desire additional sexual 
                     contact with him, it is strictly at YOUR desire 
                     and YOUR whim. 


- EASY ESCAPE        End the arrangement whenever you want by giving 
                     him a change of clothes and send him on his 
                     way.


- NO HEARTACHE       Conversely, he won't choose to leave you after 
                     being your toilet slave for a year or more.

                     Really, where is he going to go, and what is he 
                     going to do with no job, no credit, expired 
                     ID's, and nothing but a change of clothes on 
                     his back? 


- POPULARITY         Be the most popular hostess for munches among 
                     the women in your BDSM club.  

                     You will probably find that you have a lot of 
                     new women friends who want to use your toilet 
                     slave. 


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                     DISADVANTAGES
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- JEALOUSY           Your boyfriend might be jealous of your toilet 
                     slave. 

                     You may have to explain to your boyfriend that a
                     toilet slave is not a lover.

                     You may have to explain that your toilet slave 
                     is just another piece of furniture in your 
                     house.  

                     He shouldn't be jealous of your toilet slave 
                     any more than he should be jealous of your 
                     bidet.      


- VACATIONS          Like having a dog, having a toilet slave will 
                     make it difficult to get away.      

                     If you keep him permanently shackled into your 
                     toilet slave chair, you can leave him alone 
                     overnight, but he will die of thirst soon after 
                     that.    

                     Although taking him with you may be an option, 
                     or lending him to another woman friend while 
                     you're away. 


(c) 2004 Hungry Guy
hungry@stoolmaill.zzn.com   




