Application (MF nc FF)

  by holeFair



PERSONAL STATEMENT

I have been interested in philosophy since I was a girl.  This is
somewhat unusual, but then it is unusual for a child of either sex to
be interested in this subject.  It wasn't until I got to college that
I could find people to talk to about it that shared my love for the
subject.  I threw myself into the work for my philosophy courses.
Not interesting me as much, I didn't work as hard on other courses,
which may explain why my grade-point average is not as high as it
could be, perhaps you can overlook this.

My senior essay, under the direction of Prof. Inge Reichbach, is
on the influence of Schopenhauer on A.J. Ayer.  Being that it hasn't
always been easy to get exactly what that influence amounted to, I
have spent many hours under Prof. Reichbach going over what there was
to say.  I am very proud of the resulting work, the honors committee
gave it honorable mention.

Required statement under the USA FEMININE Act:  I have of course
always made myself sexually available to the male professors and
post-docs in the department.  It's been extremely helpful in teaching
me the proper role of women under the Emergency.  Whenever called upon
I have assumed the Availability Posture, displaying my slit to
whatever man has been aroused by my presence.  Men seem to believe
that I am quite attractive, which I hesitate to say has been a bit of
a burden.  In some classes, the instructor has regularly asked me to
remove my top so he could keep my breasts in view as he spoke and then
has asked me to stay after class so he could relieve himself in my
cunt.  I have always complied readily with these requests, even when
they resulted in some discomfort.  Those classrooms can get cold, when
my nipples get erect all the boys stare even more than they ordinarily
would.

RECOMMENDATION LETTERS

Prof. Angus Pohl

This is my letter of recommendation for Betty Harris, who is applying
to graduate school.  I hold her in high esteem, partly as a philosophy
student, and partly as a source of pleasure for me and the other male
members of the department (pardon the pun!).  Miss Harris is the
prettiest philosophy student we have had in several years, and doesn't
always make a fool of herself when she opens her mouth.  That's more
than most of the boys majoring in Philosophy can say.

Let me go into a bit of detail on Miss Harris's physical
qualifications.  She has a beautiful figure, but what makes her
special is how she deploys her assets in satisfying the men who accost
her under the terms of the USA FEMININE Act.  I have had her in my
office, and when I ask her to remove her clothing she does so in an
innocent but enticing way that never fails to get me incredibly
stiff.  At my age, it's lucky if I can come once when fucking an
undergraduate, but Betty has sometimes got me to come twice.  She
bares her breasts and vulva so winningly that I plunge my penis into
her almost before what I know what I am doing, and come almost
immediately.  Unlike some girls, who clean themselves up as quickly as
possible afterward, Betty takes her time, and sometimes kneels to lick
my penis clean.  She usually leaves her top off while performing this
action, and the view alone is enough to stiffen me up again, and
sometimes to ejaculate in her mouth.

In summary, I recommend her without reservation.


Prof. B.J. Austin

Betty Harris has asked me to write her a recommendation letter.  I am
not in her department, and so I cannot comment on her qualifications
in philosophy.  In mathematics, she has done fairly well, although one
gets the sense that she could have done even better if she had put her
mind to it.

I would like to comment on how well she performs her sexual duties at
the College.  I'll just mention one illuminating anecdote.  I was
observing one of our post-docs, who was her section instructor in
advanced complex analysis.  Even though she was sitting in the back
row, he became aroused by her (she is very good looking), and asked
her to display her slit in the front of the room.  She walked to the
front, displaying proper submissiveness, and raised her skirt high
enough to show that she was not wearing panties, as prescribed by
law.  He asked her to stroke herself, and her vulva was soon amazingly
engorged.  (Many girls can do the stroking, but cannot get aroused, or
convincingly simulate it, under circumstances such as these.)  The
post-doc unzipped and let his stiff penis out, then asked Miss Harris
to turn and face the class while he fucked her.  He pull her skirt up
in back and she took his penis into her vagina.  He stroked
rhythmically back and forth.  I was disappointed to see that he had
trouble lecturing while doing this, but my disappointment had nothing
to do with Miss Harris, even though she seemed to be responsible for
the look of idiotic dreaminess on the instructor's face.  It didn't
take him long to plunge himself deeply into her and hold there while
he came.

Of course, I found this scene rather arousing, as did many of the boys
(there weren't many girls) in the class.  We took our own penises out
and stroked them as we watched Betty get fucked, her breasts swinging
in and out, and we all came pretty quickly.  One of the boys sitting
near Betty rose to his feet and ejaculated on her face and breasts.

As you can see, you will not regret accepting Miss Harris as a
graduate student.  Whether she will ever finish as Ph.D. is not so
clear, but perhaps not the most important issue.


Prof. Inge Reichbach

Betty Harris has asked me to write a letter of recommendation for her,
and I am glad to comply.

I can't remember having a student as dedicated and creative as
Ms. Harris.  She is easily qualified for admission to a Harvard-level
school (Harvard itself if Cambridge ever reconstructs after the
explosion in Boston that ushered in the so-called "Emergency").  She
excelled in my class on Logical Positivist Phenomenology, and agreed
when I suggested writing a senior essay on Schopenhauer and Ayer.
Many philosophers have denied there is much connection between these
two intellectual giants, but they're overlooking many subtle but
unmistakable cross-connections between the two.  Betty readily agreed
to pursue the matter under my direction.

It became necessary for us to spend many hours together to get a grip
on the subject.  As we worked, it became clear that one obstacle to
her progress were her manifold duties under the insane USA FEMale
INdoctrination in INferiority in Education Act, one of the many
pieces of "faith-based" legislation that have subverted our
constitution in recent years.  If this act had been law when I was a
girl, I would never have obtained the position I (still, precariously)
hold.

During our work together, Betty opened up to me.  She became emotional
at times describing how hard was for her to be raped --- there is no
other word for it --- several times a week by the men of this
University.  She showed me some of the bruises she had sustained when
one dean had become impatient with her chemise and ripped her bra off.
Her beautiful breasts were like fragile flowers damaged by hail.  I
wanted to cry at the sheer waste.  But I tried to comfort Betty as
best I could, and we wound up becoming exceptionally close.

It was hard for her to see how a logical positivist like A.J. Ayer
could have much to say about Schopenhauerian pessimism, but I got her
to draw parallels between what Wittgenstein said about things we could
not speak about and things Schopenhauer had said were not worth
thinking about.  But she went far beyond my own thinking, and produced
analyses of staggering insight, based partly on feminist epistemology
and ontology.  She had researched Butler's theory of relativism on her
own, and proposed that sexual seduction of women by women was not
necessarily rape.  She explored this hypothesis experimentally, and I
am not ashamed to say that I served as one of her subjects.  It had
been years since someone had touched me in the places she touched
me.  We took off our clothes and explored each other's bodies, and
although the curves of her hips and breasts made my body look almost
prismoidal, I felt completely at home with her.  Our explorations
seemed like a natural extension of her work, although the feelings we
aroused in each others' clitorises could not be put into words; how
very Wittgensteinian!  I have always been quite self-conscious about my
clitoris, which is large and becomes almost as erect as a penis when I
am aroused, but she told me it was beautiful, especially since there
was no man on the other end of it trying to ram it into her.  She
giggled, lay me down, and bestrode me, allowing my clitoris to stroke
hers and then nestle inside the folds of her vagina.  I was in heaven.

I know that these recommendation letters are kept in strict
confidence, yet I still have probably revealed more than I should
have.  But I wanted to convey how much this dear girl means to me, how
much respect I have for her, and how much I beseech you to treat her
well.


ADDENDUM 
by the Universit of Kentucky censor.

We have included Miss Reichbach's recommendation letter with some
trepidation.  Her remarks about the USA FEMININE Act might be deemed
acts of war against the USA under the Emergency Powers Act.  As
Emergency President for Life George W. Bush has stated, "Every time
someone criticizes the laws that preserve our liberty, they provide
susteneration to the terrorists who hate everything we stand for, just
as much as if they had nuked an American city themself."  We have let
the letter stand to avoid any harm to the applicant, especially since
we in the censor's office have verified that Miss Harris's
qualifications are just as the faculty say.  She submitted to the
routine examination we administer to all students applying to graduate
school, and in addition to passing all loyalty tests with flying
colors, she demonstrated her submissiveness by sucking the penises of
all the staff members.  She even licked the pussies of the secretaries
(on our initiative, we hasten to assure you).  She clearly is eager to
move up to graduate school and conquer new worlds.

In the meantime, we have every expectation that Frau Doktor
Reichbach's case will get a thorough review by our office.  Should she
be declared an enemy combatant, we will make sure to make up for her
dereliction of duty under the USA FEMININE Act.  If past practice is
an indication, she will be forcibly disrobed and her smelly old
cunthole will be displayed to the entire world --- or at least _her_
entire world, which at that point will consist of the campus Security
Office.  Those boys tend to have certain habits we in the Censor's
Office find somewhat distasteful, such as a proclivity to being
aroused by the thought of violent penetration of an unwilling female,
even one as wrinkled and dykey as soon-to-be-ex-Prof. Reichbach.  But
perhaps battering penetration by nine or ten police cocks is just what
she needs --- to start with, anyway.  After that we really don't know
what becomes of enemy combatants.

We hope that these issues do not distract from your work as admissions
officers.  Good luck and God Bless.

                                        Yours in Christ,
                                        ...
