The Sex Word Dictionary

The following is especially formulated to help you understand the European sexual terminology used in the stories of Biard Zukitoff

Correct name. | Course slang, crude, or common usage.
Penis. | Cock, Prick, Tool, Weapon, Knob, Shaft, Rod, Knob. Example: A large prick.
Vagina. | Cunt, Pussy, Twat, Hole, Fanny, Crack. Example: The choice was a hairy pussy or a shaved twat.
Masturbate | Wank, Jack-off, Toss-off, Frig(2), Example: He jacked himself off and frigged her pussy.
Intercourse | Fuck, Frig(1), Bang, Screw, Leg over, Hump. Example: He was banging her hard and enjoyed having a great hump.
Breast | Tit, Hooter, Knocker. Example: She had the biggest pair of knockers he'd seen.
Bottom | Arse, Rear, Backside, Bum. Example: He took her up the backside.
Testicles | Balls, Bollocks, Nuts, Knackers. Example: She kicked him in the knackers.
Oral sex | Blow-job, Suck-off, Licking the lollipop. Example: Licking his lollipop was just the best blow job he'd had.
Urinating | Piss, Pee, Slash. Example: He needed a slash as his bladder was bursting.
Condom | Rubber, Johnny, Packet of Three. Example: He nipped into the Chemist and bought a packet of three.
Semen | Cum, Juice. Example: Juice spurted from his cock and the cum ran onto his hand
Penis (head) | Helmet, Knob. Example: His helmet glistened in the light because his knob was wet
Erection (erect penis) | Hard-on, stalk. Example: He had a huge hard-on and was proud to show off his stalk.
Clitoris | Clit. Example: Her clit was red and swollen
Nipple | Nip, Cherry, Button. Example: Her nips were hard like two little cherries
Pubic Hair (female) | Bush, Muff, Pubes. Example: He enjoyed muff diving in her dark bush