                                                   Expect The Unexpected
                   (M/F, Dirty Talk, Les, Mast, Light B/D, Anal, Ped [ sort of], Humor)
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Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or anything like that, I'm just a
fan. I really like YYH. Don't read this if your under 18 (even though you probably will any way) or offended by sex.

(This story takes place late at night at Yusuke's house: Botan's staying at Yusuke's house. Yusuke's thirsty and gets up to get a glass of water. After he gets a glass of water, he starts to walk back to his room. He stops when he sees Botan sleeping peacefully on the couch.)

Yusuke "What's she doing here? Oh yeah, now I remember."

(He sets his glass down on a table, stares at Botan and his dirty mind gets the best of him. he decides to look under the blankets.)

Yusuke "Heh, heh. I never noticed how hot she is. I think I'll  check to see if she's wearing anything, just to be sure."

(Yusuke runs his hands over the covers, grabs the top corners, and starts to pull them back when suddenly, Botan sits strait up. She's still a little sleepy, so she doesn't notice Yusuke standing above her at first. Yusuke is so scared, that he frozen dead in his tracks. After a minute or so, Botan finally notices Yusuke.)

Botan "Aaaaaaaah! Yu...Yusuke?!  What the hell do you think you're doing?!" (She yells as she pulls the thick covers back over her.)

Yusuke "Uh, I was just checking to, uh you know, see if you were all right, and, uh everything."

Botan "Yeah right, don't give me that! You're a hentai, not to mention a terrible liar! You're a man & I know exactly what you were doing, so don't try to deny it. "

Yusuke "Botan, you know I'm not the kind of person to..."

Botan "Oh well, I can't really say I blame you. I mean, I do have a real sexy body, for a human. I could show you what I mean if you want. So how about it, Mr. Spirit Detective?"

Yusuke "Oh hell yeah! But just so we're fair, I'll show you my goods too."

Botan "Now there's a good idea, but don't get too excited by me yet, ok?"

(Botan stands up and unties her pajama bottoms. Yusuke watches in total amazement as Botan's pajamas fall around her ankles and she steps out of them. Yusuke looks up and down her body after she's completely naked and gets hard. Botan has the most beautiful body he's ever seen [not to mention she's the only girl he's ever seen naked]. She has a very nice, big pair of firm round breasts capped with little pink nipples, a nice, slender waist,  a nice, tight ass, a flat, thin belly, and a nice, pink, pussy with an arousing scent emitting from it.)

Botan "Ok Yusuke, now it's your turn. You better not be disappointing, if you know what I mean."

Yusuke "Give me a break. Actually, I think you'll be very impressed, Botan."

(Yusuke takes off his shirt, exposing his big biceps and powerful  chest. Then he takes off his pants, revealing his hard 10 " and Botan gets wetter, making her scent even stronger. He's very big, especially to Botan, who has never seen a guy's dick in her life. She's so overcome with desire, she gets down on her hands and knees and shoves his hard dick in her mouth. Yusuke is shocked beyond all belief. Botan starts sucking his cock, sending waves and waves of pleasure crashing through his body. He feels an orgasm approaching, but he uses all of his strength to hold his cum back for later.)

Yusuke "Oh Botan, you are so damn good!  You're so awesome, in fact, I've been hot for you since the first time I saw you."

(Those words stunned Botan. No one had ever told her that before, that made her feel good. She takes his dick out of her mouth.) 

Botan "Do you really mean that Yusuke?"

Yusuke "Of course I do."

Botan "Yusuke, what about Kayko?"

Yusuke "What about her? I like you a lot more. Kayko never let me have any kind of  fulfillment with her. You are so much cooler, you aren't afraid to show your sexual excitement or your sexual desire. I think I'll leave Kayko so I can be with you."  
                                                                                                
Botan " Yusuke, I want you to eat me out! Make me cum! I want you to show me how much you really love me. Make me feel your love, got it?!"

Botan lies on the floor and Yusuke buries his face in her hot pussy. Her smell was now so strong, he got even harder. He stuck his tongue deep in her cunt.)

Botan " Oooh! Oh, Yusuke! Oh yeah! More, more, more! I'm Cumming!"

Yusuke " Yeah, I know! It's all over my face! It's so good!"

(Botan's orgasm crashed through her body. Her sex juices flooded out of her warm, glistening cunt. Yusuke raised his girl cum covered face out of Botan's soaked pussy and smiled at her.)   

Botan (laughing) "Oh, Yusuke, I'm so sorry, but you look so funny with my cum all over our face!"

Yusuke "Don't be sorry, I enjoyed having your sweet, warm cum squirted all over my face! Hey, how about having sex now?"

Botan "Well, I don't know. I'm still a virgin, and I've heard it really hurts the first time."

Yusuke "(really surprised) What, you're a virgin? Woah! I thought you and Kuwabara were...you know. Didn't you guys...?"

Botan "(yelling) What? Kuwabara and me?! Get real!"

Yusuke "That's not what he told me. Kuwabara said that you 2 were dating and he banged you many times, in your ass and your pussy. He also told me you blew him after every date."

Botan "What a SON OF A BITCHING LIAR! He lied about everything (well, except for the blow-jobs anyway)! I'm going to kill him the next time I see him! Oh well, let's keep doing what we doing before you brought that up, ok?"

Yusuke "Ok. Come on, let's have sex. It will only hurt for a few seconds, ok? If it makes you feel any better, I'm a virgin too."

Botan "You're a virgin too, no way! A stud like you? WOW! I guess that makes me feel a little better. Ok, but be gentle. Let's do it."

Yusuke "Ok, I've never done this before, but I've heard how it's supposed to be done. Let's see now...Ok! First, Lie down and spread your legs open, then I'll put my dick on top of your cunt and shove it in. Then I do it over & over until we both cum. All you have to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the waves of pleasure you'll be getting.

Botan "Okay, but remember to go slowly, so I don't get too much pain, ok?

Yusuke "You got it! I'll go really slow, then faster, ok?"

Botan "Ok. just don't go too fast, ok?"

Yusuke "Believe me, by the time I pleasure you, you'll be begging me to go at the speed of light."

(Yusuke shoves his rock hard dick in Botan's wet, warm, virgin pussy. Botan feels intense pain surge through her body as Yusuke breaks her hymen and enters her. He does it again and again, making Botan's pain fade away and replacing it with pleasure.)

Botan "OH YUSUKE! OH, YEAH! OH! OH YUSUKE, YOU'RE GIVING ME SO MUCH PLEASURE! I'M GOING TO CUM SOON!!!!!!!!!!"

Yusuke "Go ahead, cum all over my dick! I want to feel your warm juices all over my hard cock!"

(Botan cums all over Yusuke's pecker, coating it with her sweet, slick love juice. Yusuke takes his dick out of Botan's newly wet pussy, and shoves it down her throat. Botan sucks on it greedily, bringing Yusuke closer to an orgasm with every stroke. Yusuke finally shoots a huge load of hot, sticky cum down Botan's throat. He cums so much, that she can't swallow it all at one time, and some drips out of her mouth and onto her face. She swallows what's in her mouth, then she scoops up the cum on her face and sucks it off her fingers.)

Botan "Oh Yusuke, you taste just so damn good!"

Yusuke "You know, you tatse a lot like heaven yourself. Now get down on your hands and knees, so I can do you Doggy Style, ok?"

Botan "Oh boy! I'm willing to try anything that makes me feel as good as it did the first time. What's it like?"

Yusuke "You'll find out, now get down on your hands and knees, ok?"

Botan "Ok, Yusuke, anything for you."

(Botan drops to her hands and knees & Yusuke gets behind her. He turns her around and shoves his dick in her mouth again.)

Yusuke "Now, make sure u get it lubricated well enough bitch!" 

Botan "Ok Yusuke, You got it! Mmmmmmmm. There, is that good enough? Will that do?"

(Yusuke looks down at his saliva covered dick.)

Yusuke "Oh yeah, that's totally lubricated. Good job, Botan."

(Yusuke turns Botan Back around then he shoves his entire 10 inches in Botan's warm, tight ass. The feeling of his dick inside her back door makes her gasp and quiver. Yusuke starts to pull his dick out of Botan's heat, and she moans in pleasure as well as in pain. It feels very nice in her tight ass, but his dick is so big, it stretches her asshole out very wide. Yusuke withdraws his 10 inch dick until just the head is left inside. Yusuke pushes his cock back inside all the way and he pulls it out, then he starts slamming her ass. He starts a very steady rhythm. By now, Botan has gotten used to his huge 10 inch monster invading her ass.)  

Botan "Oh Yusuke, you turn me on so much! I love feeling your huge erection inside my pussy! I love it even more when it's in my ass!"

Yusuke "Yeah, I knew u would! Now I'm going to start banging your ass twice as hard, so brace yourself! Ok, here we go!"

(Yusuke slams his 10 inches in Botan's war asshole. Botan gasps loudly and sharply. Yusuke starts ramming Botan's ass like there's no tomorrow! Botan gets used to the feeling again.)

Botan "Oh Yusuke, Harder! Yeah! Just like that! Yeah! More! Uh-huh! Yes! Oh Yusuke, Yusuke, don't stop!"

Yusuke "Don't worry! I won't stop until I fill your tight little ass w/ my cum!"

(After about 20 minutes, Botan's starts cumming out her ass. She coats Yusuke's cherry popper with her anal cream. Seconds later, Yusuke blows his load in Botan's poop chute. She feels the hot, gooey cum flowing out of her ass and down the sides of her crack. After Yusuke stops cumming, he pulls his shit and anal cream covered dick out of Botan's butt with  a  `Pop'.)

Botan "Oh Yusuke! You're so messy! You've got my shit and anal cream all over your cock! Oh well, Don't worry, I'll get it off for you!"

(Botan takes Yusuke's messy cock into her mouth & starts licking and sucking on it, making it warm, wet, and clean again.)

Yusuke "(Very disgusted) Aw man! Aw Botan! That's so damn raunchy! Oh man, I'm into kinky stuff, but you've got to draw the line somewhere! That is too sick, even for me!"

Botan "Oh, shut up! I'm just cleaning you up. You're such a a whiny, little, immature bastard! Besides, if you don't like it, you can clean yourself up!"

(Botan finishes cleaning Yusuke. The 2 are so tired, they decide to take a break, then, all of a sudden, Kayko walks in! When she sees Yusuke & Botan on the floor, naked, sweaty, and breathing heavily, she has no problem putting 2 and 2 together and obviously figures out what has been going on.

Kayko "OH MY GOD! Yusuke? Botan? Oh man, I'm going to kill you both!"

Botan "(Scared) Oh, hi Kayko. My, what a surprise to see you here. (laughs nervously)"

(Kayko turns to Botan with an angry look, walks over to her and slaps her across the face so hard, a red hand print is left across Botan's left cheek.)

Kayko "You slutty bitch! What have I told you about having sex with my boyfriend without my permission?!"

Botan "I'm sorry, my queen! I'll never do it again, I swear!"

Kayko "I believe you, and that's because I'm gonna make sure you never disobey me again. However, I'm going to have to punish you for this time, bitch!"

Yusuke "(Bewildered) Whoa! Anybody want to tell me what the Hell's going on around here?!"

Kayko "So, Yusuke, I guess I wasn't good enough for you, huh?"

Yusuke "Damn right! You never let me have any fun! You always promised me we'd have sex soon, but every time we got close, you'd back out by coming with some lame excuse like the classic "I've got a headache" excuse, or some shit.

Kayko "Yeah, so? I didn't want to do anything we'd both regret, ok? Besides, I thought being with Botan might be fun because neither of us can get pregnant, and she agreed, so we've been `experimenting' for a couple of months."

Yusuke "So let me get this straight: You got scared of becoming pregnant, so, you decided to become a lesbian instead?"

Kayko "No. I'm not a lesbian Yusuke, I've just decided that I like guys and girls, that way I always have my options open on who I want to be with."

Botan "Excuse me, my queen, but what's in that bag you have?"

Kayko "The bag? Oh yeah, the bag. I brought over some `toys' for us to play with, but of course, I didn't know you 2 would be `playing' with each other when I got here."

Botan "Oh goodie, I love toys! What kind of toys are they?" (Kayko empties the bag & all of the items falls onto the floor. There are: whips, love oils, a vile of some kind of liquid, a black, leather bondage outfit, & some dildos.) "Oh boy, I think we'll have a lot of fun with these toys, my queen."

Kayko "Good, because we're definitely going to have some wild fun tonight!"

Yusuke "You don't really think I'm going to go along with this, do you?

Kayko "You don't really have a choice. If you refuse, I'll have Botan give you one of her `Death touches'. As the Grim Reaper, she can kill you, even though you've been brought back to life. So, what do you say about that?"

Yusuke "Like I said, let's have some wild fun!"

(Kayko picks up the vile containing the liquid and takes the cap off.)

Kayko "(sweetly) Botan, Botan sweetie? Come over here and open wide for me."

(Botan crawls over to Kayko on her hands and knees, and opens her mouth. Kayko takes the vile and pours half of it's contents down Botan's throat.)

Kayko "Make sure you drink every last drop, ok Honey?"

Botan "Yes my queen! I will!"

Yusuke "What is that stuff?"

Kayko "(teasingly) That's for us to know. Now, my sweet, sexy bitch, go put on that slutty bondage outfit on, and oh, get a whip too."

(Kayko takes off the top of her school uniform, then her skirt. She then stands there, in just her bra & panties waiting for Botan. Finally, her lover returns, wearing the bondage outfit and holding a riding crop firmly in her hands.)

 Kayko "Ah, good bitch. Ok, now Yusuke, get over here & shove your dick into me from behind."

(Kayko takes the riding crop from Botan & twirls it in between her fingers. Yusuke gets up and walks over to Kayko, pulls down her sexy, white, lace panties, exposing Kayko's wet, pink, virgin pussy. Yusuke's mouth waters as he deeply inhales the scent from her wet, warm cunts. The scent overpowers him, and, without warning, he dives into Kayko's cunt, eating her out ravenously. Kayko, not expecting this, pulls away and slaps him across the face, hard.)

Yusuke "OW! Damn that hurt! What the Hell did you do that for?!"

Kayko "I told you to shove your dick up my pussy, not your tongue! Now do it right this time, you stupid son of a bitch!"

Yusuke "Ok, ok. Man, you don't have to be such a bitch about it."

(Yusuke shoves his large 10 inches Kayko's Virgin cunt from behind. Kayko moans in pain as Yusuke's massive dick rips through her hymen like tissue paper and her blood flows out. Soon, the pain she feels fades and turns into pleasure. Botan sees the blood on Kayko's pussy, crawls over to her, and starts licking every crimson drop up, cleaning Kayko's cunt of any virgin blood. After Kayko stops bleeding, Botan starts licking her tight, warm asshole while Yusuke continues to pound Kayko's cunt raw.)

Kayko "Oh Botan, you're making me cum out of my ass! Yes! Yes! More, more! Grab one of my 2-headed dildos & shove one of the heads up your cunt, then, as soon as Yusuke's done shredding my pussy apart with his monster, shove it as far up my cunt as it can go."

(While Yusuke continues to wildly shaft Kayko from behind, Botan gets a 2-headed dildo, lubricates it with her love juices, and shoves it up her cunt. Botan moans slightly, and starts doing herself with the dildo, moving it in & out, harder & faster. Kayko watches with lust and excitement as Botan makes love to herself with the rubber cock. As Kayko watches, she flexes her pussy muscles, making them grip Yusuke's dick tighter. The tightness of Kayko's pussy begins to get too tight for Yusuke to stand and within a couple of minutes, he cums, coating the inner walls of Botan's love tunnel with his warm, thick, gooey sperm. After pleasuring herself for a while, Botan takes the toy out of her  warm, moist hole, walks over to Kayko [who is now sitting on the floor, still horny], sits down, and shoves the soaked half up Kayko's hole. After the toy is fully embedded in Kayko, Botan takes the other end and works it all the way up her hole. As Botan moves back and forth with the dildo stuck in her tight cunt,, the toy slides in & out of Kayko's hole. Soon, both girls hit their climaxes, then they bask in their afterglows next to each other, breathing heavily, with the toy still in place. All of a sudden, the door opens, and in walks Koenma. When he sees the scene before him, he's shocked beyond belief.

Koenma: "Oh my god! Whoa! Botan, Yusuke? What the hell's going on here?!"

Yusuke "(nervously) Uh...Um...nothing?"

Koenma "Don't give me that! I can see plain as day what you've all been up to. (Angrily) And Now, you know what I'll have to do!"

(Yusuke covers his head and closes his eyes tightly, preparing for the worst)

Koenma "(crying) WAAAAAAAH!!!! You all had a big orgy and you didn't even have the consideration to invite me! WAAAAH!!! I have feelings too, you know!"

Yusuke (covering his ears) "Ok, ok! You can join in! Just stop crying!"

Koenma (stops crying) "Ok."

(Koenma whips out his own 7" cock and Botan & Kayko bolt upright and start staring at his dick, although he might not be as long as Yusuke, he's definitely thicker. Botan and Kayko's eyes shine as they run towards Koenma, knock him down, & start slurping on his thick pecker. After a while, he can't take anymore, so he bursts and passed out. The girls are still unsatisfied, so Botan takes off her uniform, puts on her robe, makes her oar appear, shoves the handle end up her and starts ramming it in & out of her hot cunt. Kayko sits back and watches Botan impale herself with her oar, getting wetter as she watches and starts rubbing her own clit. Koenma comes to and sees the girls pleasuring themselves, and decides he wants some more of Kayko's delicious, tangy twat, so he crawls over to her as Kayko continues to frig herself and spreads her beautiful pink cunt lips apart. Inhaling her intoxicating scent, Koenma gets even more aroused, and shoves his hard 7" deep in Kayko's box. Kayko gasps sharply as Koenma's rod sinks into her love tunnel. Koenma soundly plows Kayko for about 10 minutes before she's overcome by the power and intensity of her explosive orgasm. Kayko's orgasm is so strong, her girl-cum sprays out of her cunt and soak Koenma's cock and lower stomach as her pussy muscles contact super tightly, then relax. Kayko pants heavily as she bathes in the afterglow of her first ever squirting orgasm ( and during all this, Yusuke is sitting in a chair, watching the events unfold before him).

Yusuke "Well, now that I've had a chance to catch my breath a little, who wants some more of my man-meat?

Botan (childlike) " Ooh, ooh, over here! Me, pick me! (lustfully) Come on over here, big boy! Give it to me fast and rough, like a cheap, 25 cent hooker!"

Yusuke (excited at Botan's vulgar, dirty talk) "Oh-Ho! Yes Ma'am! I'm gonna nail you so hard, you won't be able to see straight! All you're gonna be able to see is stars! BAM!"

(Yusuke goes over to Botan and mounts her, Stuffing his hard cock deep into her hot, wet, velvety pussy. He pushes in to the hilt, then starts shafting Botan for all he's worth.)

Botan " Oh Yusuke, oh yeah! Yes! Oh, yeah, slam my slutty cunt! Give it to me! Don't show me any mercy! Treat me like I'm no more than a worthless street whore! Pound my cunt hard!"

Yusuke "You got, you hot, slutty bitch! Uh...Uh...Uh...OOHHH SHIT! I'M CUMMMMIINNNGGG!!!!!"

Botan "AAAAAH!!! ME TOO! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

(Botan and Yusuke explode at the same time, their orgasms possessing them. Yusuke slams Botan's cunt relentlessly and fires his cum deep into Botan's pussy, and Botan screams like a banshee as her pussy juices coat Yusuke's now softening cock. Yusuke dismounts Botan and they both lay on the floor and catch their breath for 10 minutes, both of them panting like dogs, totally exhausted from the hardcore sex they had just engaged in. After they rest, they look over at Koenma and Kayko, the 2 fast asleep, Koenma, still on top of Kayko, his dick still buried deep in her cunt, and his mouth over her tit, like a real baby, Kayko's nipple replacing his pacifier. Botan rubs her lower belly, feeling Yusuke's warm sperm inside her.)

Yusuke "That looks like a good idea, what do you say to getting some sleep ourselves?" 

Botan "Bingo! You read my mind. Before we do, let me ask you something."

Yusuke "Sure, go ahead."

Botan (smiling warmly) "Did you enjoy your ride on the 'Botan Express' ?" (giggles)

Yusuke " Ah, Botan, you're such a hot, little, sexy, bitch." (grabs her right breast
 and squeezes it) "honk, honk."

(Yusuke and Botan both laugh, then lie down and go to sleep. Everyone wakes up late the next day again [but hey, you would too if you were up from 9:00 P.M. to      8:00 A.M. the next morning having sex.] They all get dressed and Yusuke walks over to Koenma.)

Yusuke "Boy, some night that was, huh? I don't think I want to have sex for quite a while, my balls are completely drained. So, what's my next mission? I can handle pretty much anything now. It will good to get my mind off of sex for a change. Whew."

Koenma "Well, then it sucks to be you! Your next mission is to stop a group of all powerful female demons from destroying the world, again (and these demons are super beautiful, girls, and some are even cat-girls or fox-girls, like Koto. But, there's a twist, these demons are impervious to all forms of weapons, their only way to destroy them, is to coat the insides of their cunts with super powerful cum, the kind only a Spirit Detective can produce. I'm sure you also know, that the only way to get your sperm into their cunts is by scewing them, and they're not just satisfied by cum, to destroy them all, you must have continuous sex with each on for 4 hours, and there are a total of 12 demons. So, have fun."

Yusuke (shocked) "WHAT???!!! You've got to freakin' kidding me!!! After last night, I'm lucky I can stand and that my dick hasn't fallin' off from all that hardcore sex!!! You couldn't have told me about this back when first saw us all screwing?!"

Koenma "Well, if I would've done that, you probably would've wanted to stop the orgy and go to sleep, then I would've gotten cheated out of some of the hottest sex I've ever had, and that would've sucked."

Yusuke "You selfish, little son of a bitch!!!"

Koenma (with a finger raised in the air, and that smug, can't-see-his-eyes look)
 "Sorry Yusuke, but when you're a Spirit Detective, you've got to learn to expect the unexpected. heh, heh, heh, heh."

Yusuke (looking up at the sky with clenched fists, screaming) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

 THE END.

