TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A CRACK WHORE

10)   Saving up for MORE breast implants

9)    Not impressed by the "horse picture"

8)    Your longest skirt is mid-thigh

7)    Your can't resist pick up line is "How much?"

6)    You don't own underwear

5)    People confuse you for Hartman's Mom

4)    You do own kneepads

3)    Still wear clothes from elementary school

2)    Dream job is at Deja Vu

and the number one way to tell if you're a crack whore


1)    You sleep with men for crack

