					 Wood In The Night

Ouch! Shit! Ow! I clawed me way out of a deep sleep. What
the fuck was going on??

I finally got awake enough to figure out what was happening.
I was turned about half-way over on my stomach and I had a
huge erection that was bent at an angle and hurt like hell! 

That was strange. I seldom get an erection while I am
sleeping. Not for the past 40 years anyway!

I put my fist around it. It was really hard, felt like a
baseball bat. It seems that erections you get when you are
asleep are always bigger than usual. And also, like this
one, you aren't sexually excited, you just have this big,
hard erection that you feel you must do something with!

I slowly and gently stroked my hardon while I considered my
options. I could go in the bathroom and beat off, or I could
wake up my wife and fuck her with it. She would like the
latter; she was always up for a good fuck. Then I thought of
a third option. Not wake her up and fuck her with it!

I opened my eyes and checked out the situation. In the dim
glow from the street lights I could see that she was laying
on her side with her back to me and her knees drawn up a
little ways. I gently turned the bedding down and looked her
over.

Her nightgown was rucked up around her waist, leaving her
ass bare and I could just make out the shadow of her pussy
between her legs. She had slim thighs for a woman with a
figure like hers and even if she had her legs crossed I
could easily slip my hand between her legs and get to her
pussy. And I was planning to get to her pussy with this
unexpected, middle-of-the-night hardon that I had just been
blessed with!

I carefully reached out a finger and touched her cunt lips.
Just barely wet! This was going to require some planning and
finesse to carry it off successfully.

I quietly fumbled around in the headboard, found the lube,
and squeezed some out on my fingers. I rubbed it around to
warm it up and rubbed some on my cock. I got some more and
gently and carefully applied it to my wife's pussy, just
barely opening her cunt lips. She wiggled her butt a little
and I heard a short snort in her breathing but then it
returned to normal.

I waited a few moments and then slowly and quietly slid
closer to her, getting into a spoon position behind her. I
knew from experience what angle I would need to get my cock
to slip into her snatch, and the big wood that I had right
now would make it even easier.

I pushed the head of my cock up between her cunt lips and
slowly rotated my hips forward and I slipped slowly into her
hot box.

She was warm and wet inside and I knew that if I could
penetrate her far enough I would hit her g-spot. I scooted a
little closer to her and then I could feel my cock press
against the top of the inside of her cunt and deflect
inward, and I knew I would hit it. She took a quick intake
of breath and I froze, fearing that I had awakened her, but
in a few seconds she was breathing slowly and evenly again.

It was time. I was getting a little excited just from having
my pecker in her pussy so I started slowly rotating my hips
back and forth, rubbing the head of my cock aginst her
g-spot. Her pussy lips were wrapped around the length of my
cock and that was really stimulating me, as well as the
sensitive area under the head of my cock that was slipping
against the top of her pussy as I slowly stroked in and out.

She was whimpering and moaning and I knew from previous
events that she was having a really vivid dream involving
sex! This emboldened me some and I thrust into her more
assertively, slipping further into her hot, damp, slippery
depths, and I was also getting more excited. I felt like I
might cum any second now.

My lovely wife was definitely in the throes of an orgasm but
still seemed to be asleep. I was nearly there myself and I
could feel my balls drawing up and my cock swelling as the
cum rose up in my cock. She was thrusting her hips forward
now, just like she was getting screwed, and I timed my
thrusts so I went deep into her and then I started cumming.
Every time I thrust into her spasming cunt I pumped a spurt
of jizz into it. It seemed like I couldn't stop.

Eventually I did but she was still rocking her hips back and
forth, fucking me now that I had stopped moving, and moaning
and whimpering. It must be a really great dream!

She stopped moving and lay breathing deeply. I pulled out of
her and put my hand on my cock. It was not as hard, and now
it was slick with cum, sex lube, and pussy juice, 

Well, I had gotten away with it. My darling wife was
sleeping soundly with her pussy full of my cum, and my
mysterious night-time wood had been put to good use and my
cock had returned to normal. I rolled over and went to
sleep.

The next thing I knew the radio alarm had gone off and my
wife was standing by the bed with a cup of coffee.

"Wake up, you horny old goat. Here's your coffee."

"Ummm ... Thanks sweetie."

"Don't 'sweetie' me, you dirty old man!"

"Huh?? What's the matter?"

"You know what's the matter. You screwed me while I was
asleep last night!"

"What makes you think that?" I asked, trying to sound
completely innocent.

"Well, I thought that I was a little juicy this morning, and
when I sat on the toilet stuff started running out of my
cunt. I tasted it and it was your cum!"

"Honey, you must be mistaken. Surely it must have been
because of a dream or something."

"No, you old pervert, it wasn't from any dream. I am a dirty
old slut who has fucked and sucked dozens of men, and I know
what cum tastes like. I especially know what your cum tastes
like! It's a sad situation when a woman's virtue isn't safe,
even in her own bed."

"Well, I still think you must be mistaken," I quietly
replied, having all my fingers and toes crossed. "I am sure
I would remember if I had fucked you last night."

"Well, I know what I know, and I know you had your big ol'
cock in my tender pussy last night. And I am going to get
even!"

With that she leaned over, grabbed my cock through the
sheet, and planted a big kiss on my lips.

"And remember," she murmured, "Revenge is a dish best served
cold!"

She straightened up and left the bedroom.

Oh, shit! I was in for it now! I was getting another hardon
just thinking of the possibilities. Well, I certainly wasn't
going to get any pussy this morning, so I took care of it in
the shower and went off to work, wondering what my lovely
bride would cook up to "get even."

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