THE TEN WORSE THINGS ABOUT BEING A MALE SEX SLAVE

10)  When you have to wear the pink bow

 9)  Latex briefs give you a rash

 8)  Sticks and stones DO break your bones

 7)  Shit tastes...well...like shit

 6)  Strap on dildos are a pain in the ass

 5)  No Monday Night Football

 4)  Mistress's period

 3)  I don't know what it's called but it really, really
     really hurts

 2)  Jumper cables

And the number one worse thing about being a male sex slave

 1)  Forgetting to put the seat down after drinking from 
     the toilet bowl
