From: Kenny N Gamera <turtlemeat69@notmail.com>
Subject: Re: {ASSD}who needs stories when you can have the real
         thing!!!
Date: 13 Jun 2000 00:00:00 GMT
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Daphne Xu wrote:

> Malinov wrote:
>
> > Some spam guy said:
> >
> > >who needs stories when you can have the real thing!!!
> >
> > Things go better with stories.

Please excuse the quality, but I need to go to work.


TOP TEN REASONS A SEX STORY IS BETTER THAN THE REAL THING

10)   Fanasty characters always return phone calls

9)    Stories never get 'whiskey dick'

8)    Who needs Viagra with ASSM?

7)    Everyone has either DD or ten inches

6)    Spend less time in crowded bars

5)    You don't need to go asleep afterward.

4)    Never hearing "Nice guy, but..."

3)    Cheerleaders do suck of nerds

2)    Dream date with Katie R

and the number one reason sex stories on ASS* are better than the 
real thing.


1)    Never having the Department of Public Health call to ask, 
      "Have you ever had sexaul relations with a Mr. Bill Clinton."



Thank You  and Good Day,
Kenny N. Gamera
turtlemeat69@hotmail.com

P.S.  Sorry, Mr. President.  I couldn't resist.

Thank You Again.
The same guy as above



