                 Kenny’s Ticket to Austrailia
                             by
                       Kenny N Gamera
“Hello, is this Katie McN?”
“No, I’m her roommate Alecia.  Can I help you?”
“Yes, this is Dr. McCoy from the McN Memorial Hospital.  
Would it be possible to speak with Ms. McN?”
“Sure, could you please wait a moment.” Sound of telephone 
being placed on table top, followed by, “Katie! Telephone!  
It’s the hospital!”
Click! “Hi, this is Katie!”
“Yes, Ms. McN.  I’m Dr. McCoy,...”
“Hi, Dr. McCoy!”
“...and I was wondering if we could have Nurse Chapel back.”
“Nurse Chapel?”
“Yes, she left with you when you checked out of the 
hospital.”
“She did?”
“Yes.”
“Which one was she?”
“She’s blond.  Kind of petite with...
“About twenty with long legs?
“No, that’s Stacy.  She’s a student nurse.  Nurse Chapel 
is...well...to put it bluntly...well endowed.”
“Oh, the one with the cute freckles all over her sweet 
little fanny.  What about her?”
“Well, we need her back.  We have a very important operation 
coming up, and she is the only sugerical nurse with 
exiperence in the procedure”
“Hmmmm!  That’s going to be a little hard.”
“Hard?”
“Yep!  She isn’t really here right now.”
“Not there?”
“Nope.”
“And where is she?”
“Austrailia.”
“Austrailia?”
“That’s what I said, Dr McCoy.”
“What is she doing in Austrailia, for Heaven’s sake?”
“Well, right now, I imagine she’s giving blow jobs, but than 
again, she did have a sweet little fanny, so someone may be 
reaming her.”
“Giving blow jobs?”
“Yeah, I’m told she’s pretty good at it.  Though, you 
couldn’t guess that from the way she ate pussy.  You know, 
girls are suppose to be so much better at it than guys, but 
some just don’t seem to get in to it.”
“But what is Nurse Chapel doing in Austrailia?”
“I told you, giving blow jobs.  Jeeze!”
“But why is she giving blow jobs in Austrailia?”
“Hell, ‘cause she sure as hell ain’t going bring in the 
bucks by licking pussy.”
“Could you please explain to me how Nurse Chapel got to 
Austrailia rather than back my hospital, Ms. McN.”
“You mean Granddad McN’s hospital.”
“Whatever!  I just want my nurse back!”
“That’s going be kind of hard seeing how she’s in Austrailia 
right now.”
“What is she doing in Austrailia?”
“I already told you giving blow jobs.  Key-rice, you’re 
slow.”
“Ms. McN, would you, please, explain the circumstances that 
lead to Nurse Chapel winding up in Austrailia, giving blow 
jobs.”
“Or getting reamed up the ass.  She does have a cute little 
rump.  Wouldn’t you do that one blond with the tits up the 
ass if you were a guy, Lexi?”
“Ms. McN!  About Nurse Chapel!”
“Oh, yeah.  I sold her.”
“You sold a Nurse?”
“Yeah.  Did you know that nurses don’t bring in what they 
used to?  Seems that whole fetish is dying out.  Too bad, 
some girls look cute in white.”
“Why in the world did you sell Nurse Chapel?”
“Well, like I said she wasn’t real good at licking the bush.  
Oh, it was nice having someone around who could give some of 
the guys who visit a blow.  Especially, seeing as how Lexi 
won’t let me make her do it anymore and when he found out 
that I was charging peo-”
“Will you just tell me why you sold her?”
“Well, she was getting kind of boring.”
“Boring?”
“Well, like I said, she wasn’t all that great...”
“Yeah, yeah! at eating pussy.  But she is a respected nurse 
and wife.”
“I gave her husband a cut.  Plus I threw in a couple of 
cheerleaders from the High School that I had cluttering up 
the basement.”
“You what!”
“Hey, I set aside a little for you, too.  And I got this 
nun.  I had her before, and she doesn’t look like they wore 
her out too bad down there.  I need her for a story, but 
when I’m done, Dr. McCoy, I can let you have her.”
“Ms. McN, I am not interested in a nun!”
“That’s too bad, but...”
“Though, if you have any other teenage girls just laying 
around that you don’t need, I think we could come to an 
arrangement.”
