TOO MUCH TEQUILA



   It was a conversation that had started with statements like; "I dated
this really good-looking guy once." After two Margaritas however, the
discussion had progressed to; "I used to date a guy with a nine-inch dick.
I know because we measured it." Darla, an olive skinned brunette with long
legs and big almond shaped brown eyes was the one who really got things
going however.  She took a deep drag off of her cigarette.  Then, exhaling,
she asked through a Brooklyn accent that was heavy with Italian overtones;
"What's the wildest place you guys ever had sex?" She was talking to her
two friends sitting across the table.

   Brenda, a short, full figured, natural blonde with sapphire blue eyes,
and watermelon-sized breasts was the first to respond, "You're kidding. 
Isn't that a little personal?" She sounded a little more uptown Manhattan.

   The third woman in the group was Karen, a Jersey Girl.  The kind of girl
that could tell you to kiss her ass or go get fucked and never blush.

   She giggled childishly as she shuffeld nervously in her seat.  Her
emerald green eyes lit up however, as she playfully poked Brenda in the
ribs.  "Oh come on, don't be such a prude.  It sounds like fun.  Besides,
it was you that just told us how much you like big ones.  You can't get
much more personal than that."

   Brenda took a deep breath, "Why don't you just ask how many men we've
been with?"

   Darla, the instigator of all of this, smiled and cut her dark eyes
toward the blonde, "That...." she said with a grin, "was going to be my
next question."

   The soft curls of Karen's shoulder length red hair bounced freely as she
shook her head.  "Wait a minute; you don't get to ask all the questions.

   Brenda, still slightly indignant spoke up.  "You two are drunk."

   Darla was quick to respond, whispering but still loud enough for anyone
at nearby tables to hear.  "Of course we're drunk.  If we weren't, we
wouldn't be sitting here talking about men's dicks." She then grabbed the
arm of a waiter who just happened to be walking by.  Pulling him close she
whispered in his ear.  Using her sexiest, although slightly slurred, tone
she ordered another round of Margaritas for the group.

   "Well...  Karen said, her green eyes still flashing.  This was you're
idea so why don't you go first?" She was looking straight into the dark
eyes of Darla.  "And....  just to make it interesting." She paused, tossing
her red hair back and sitting up straight.  "The one with the best story
gets her check paid by the other two.  But it's got to be true, no making
shit up."

   Darla looked back and forth at the other two women.  "Okay I'm not
afraid." She took one last drag from the cigarette before crushing it in
the ashtray, exhaling the smoke between her bright red lips.  Resting her
elbows on the table and leaning forward, she glanced quickly around the
room as if to see it anyone else was listening.  Her eyes darted wildly
back and forth between her two friends.  When she spoke, it was a barely
audible whisper.  "Here goes."

   Suddenly, she was nervous, swallowing hard and taking a deep breath
before she began.  "Okay, you guys remember me telling you about Tony
right...?  Well, we were out barhopping one night.  We'd already had few
beers, when out of nowhere Tony asked if I'd ever been in a porn shop." She
rolled her dark eyes, shrugged her shoulders, and giggled.  "I lied and
told him no.  Then he asked me if I wanted to go in one with him.  I said
sure what the hell, and the next thing I knew we were in a cab headed
downtown.  I don't know if it was his favorite place or if he just picked
it out of the blue, but of the half dozen or so places on the block he
didn't hesitate picking one.  I played the innocent and pretended to be
shocked by the big dildos, handcuffs and all the leather shit hanging on
the walls.  I wanted to watch his reaction."

   As the fresh round of drinks arrived Darla paused.  When the waiter was
gone she giggled and took a large sip.  Her tongue darted between her lips,
licking the salt from the rim of the glass before starting again.  "Isn't
it weird how it turns a guy on taking a woman into a porn shop?  Especially
if he thinks she's never been in one before.  Maybe to guys it's kind of
like getting her cherry or some silly shit I don't know...  But anyway, we
were just walking around looking at the stuff, and I have to admit there is
something about those places that gets my motor running too.  I don't know
maybe it's the bad girl thing...  just knowing my mother would shit if she
knew I was looking at rubber dicks the size of baseball bats."

   She stopped to light another cigarette.  "Anyway," she continued after
filling her lungs with smoke, "my panties were starting to get wet.  Like I
said, we were just walking around the store when all of a sudden Tony takes
my hand and leads me to the back of the store." Darla leaned closer to her
friends.  "I'll tell you what," she said.  I don't care how many porn shops
you`ve been in, you haven't seen anything until you go into the backroom."
She took another sip from her drink.  Her big dark eyes seemed to get even
bigger as she continued.  "The only thing separating the backroom from the
rest of the store was a ragged black curtain hanging from a cheap curtain
rod.  Tony held the curtain to one side while I ducked under the rod and
stepped into what seemed like total darkness.  It kind of scared me until
my eyes adjusted.  It was dank, the floor was sticky, and God it smelled
like...  well I don't know what it smelled like, it just smelled nasty.  It
was like a maze of little cubicles back there, each one only a couple of
feet square.  These tiny cubicles were separated from each other by nothing
more than a thin plywood wall on three sides and from the aisle-way by
another black curtain hanging about halfway to the floor.  I could tell
some of the booths were busy because I could see up to about the knees of
the people inside."

   She looked back and forth between the two women who were, by now,
hanging on to her story like a child hangs on to a bedtime story.  "That's
when I really got scared.  There were men just standing around in the
aisles.  These guys were just standing around watching people come and go.
I could feel their eyes on me.  Suddenly, I wanted to leave.  It wasn't fun
anymore.  But Tony took my hand and assured me that they weren't interested
in us.  He said they were probably gay and looking to hook up with
someone."

   Darla could tell she had the other girl's hooked and took a dramatic
pause to sip her drink, and take a drag off her cigarette.  "Anyway, I held
onto Tony`s hand a little tighter and we went into one of the booths. 
Inside, there was a little video machine.  It looked like a video game or
something.  Tony dropped a token in the slot and a film clip started.  I'll
never forget it.  The first thing I saw was this blonde with huge tits."

   Darla leaned back in her chair and held her cupped hands out in front of
her own breasts to emphasize the actresses' massive boobs.  She looked at
Brenda.  "This woman would have made you're chest look like a twelve year
old boy`s.  Anyway she was on her knees sucking this guys cock.  God he was
huge.  This guys dick was so thick she could barely get her lips around it
and it had to be at least ten inches long."

   She cut her eyes at Brenda.  "Bren you would have loved it."

   Darla took another long drag off the cigarette before putting it out. 
"I was still nervous about the guys standing around outside the booth.  But
as scared as I was...  I couldn't help myself, my pussy was dripping.  I'd
almost forgotten about Tony.  Watching that woman force the guy's huge cock
into her mouth was making me horny as hell.  I was imagining what the soft
head of the guy's dick would feel like against my tongue, wondering how
much of him I could take.  I could almost taste him.  Then just as I was
beginning to get really turned on, the machine shut off.  Tony put in
another token.  The movie jumped ahead.  Now the woman was bent over the
back of a couch with the guy standing behind her stroking his dick.  I
swear it had gotten even bigger.  The camera zoomed in as the guy stepped
closer and guided the mushroom shaped head of his cock between her shaved
pussy lips.  It was like in slow motion.  I could see her cunt stretch,
opening up, as he eased slowly into her.  I would never have believed
anybody could take that much cock, but she never even flinched." Darla
reached over and patted Brenda on the hand.  "Anyway, while I was having
visions of that big dick splitting me, filling me up, taking my breath
away, Tony was watching over my shoulder.  He must have known what I was
thinking because he started grinding his groin against my ass, dry fucking
me.  I could feel his hard-on through our clothes.  Without thinking or
caring where we were I reached behind me and found the lump in his jeans.
With his help I managed to get his cock out and started stroking it, but my
eyes were glued to the screen."

   Darla took a deep breath.  She could feel her cheeks beginning to flush
and her nipples, hard now, were tender against the soft inner material of
her bra.  Reliving the scene was turning her on almost as much as the
actual living it.

   Karen, hoping no one noticed, had slipped one hand under the table,
letting her long nimble fingers covertly, she hoped, disappear under her
skirt.  Convinced that the tablecloth would hide her actions, she opened
her legs just wide enough to push her panties to one side giving her middle
finger access to her clit.  Using very small circular motions, in order to
go unnoticed, she massaged the erect little button.

   "It was kind of strange, Darla continued, Tony felt as big and hard as
the guy in the movie.  I'd seen Tony's cock a hundred times and I knew he
wasn't that big, but for some reason he felt bigger in my hand than ever.
The film clicked off and Tony had to put in another token.  I've got to
tell you.  I was getting a little frustrated with that damned machine. 
Anyway though, now the blonde was on her back with her ass resting on the
arm of the couch.  The guy stood between her legs and had lifted her
ankles, one in each hand, spreading her wide.  She helped him by guiding
his cock until only the monstrous head had disappeared inside her.  Just as
soon as she let go of his gorgeous tool, he slammed the entire thing into
her.  I know I must have gasp for her."

   Darla stopped long enough to catch her breath and take a sip of her
drink.

   "It never even occurred to me, Darla went on, to protest when Tony
unbuttoned my jeans and pulled them down over my hips.  I never gave a
thought to those guys hanging around outside in the aisle.  To tell the
truth, I think I wanted those guys standing around out there to see my
jeans and panties waded up around my ankles.  I think I wanted them to know
I was getting fucked just a few feet away from them.  I bent over and stood
on my tiptoes holding my ass as high as I could.  I couldn't spread my legs
but that didn't stop Tony.  He grabbed a handful of my ass in each hand and
spread my cunt wide.  I still had his dick in my hand and guided it toward
me until the head was pressing against my pussy.  By now I was so wet all
it took was a gentle push from Tony and his cock bored into my pussy like a
hot knife through butter.  I know I must have let out an audible sigh as I
felt him hot and hard inside me.  Tony hesitated, deep in my cunt, just
long enough to drop another token in.  Then while I watched the guy on the
screen banging the blonde as hard as he could again and again, Tony began
to do the same thing to me.  He was giving me all he had as hard, as deep
and as fast as he could.  I could feel his meat thrusting in and out of me
but my eyes were still glued to the couple on the film.  I'm sure those men
in the aisle could not only could see what was going on but could also hear
me whimpering and gasping with every punishing stroke.  I didn't care.  As
I watched the guy's cock on the screen bludgeoning the blonde's
overburdened pussy, I could visualize Tony's cock viciously hammering my
own cunt.  Intentional or not, Tony's timing was perfect.  Just as the guy
on the screen pulled his dick out spewing what looked like a gallon of cum
all over the blonde's tits and belly, Tony exploded inside me.  The
combination of the two drove me over the edge and I let go of a gusher all
my own."

   She leaned back in the chair and let out a loud sigh.  "I have to tell
you that might not have been the best sex I've ever had.  Without a doubt
though, it was the hottest." Leaning forward she finished her story.  "As
calmly as if nothing had happened, we rearranged our clothes and walked
out. I could feel the eyes of all those men on me but I didn't care.  I
imagined they could hear Tony's cum squishing between my legs and that just
made it that much better.  You know," she added.  "I still almost cum just
thinking about it.  Too bad Tony turned out to be such an asshole and I had
to dump him.  He was a lot of fun."

   As Karen, the redhead, let go of the last of what had been a half dozen
tiny orgasms she couldn't wait to tell her story.  "Well," she said almost
arrogantly, "that was pretty good but it's nothing compared to what I'm
about to tell you.  First let me say I didn't plan this, it just happened.
I don't know what came over me.  I just did it."

   She sipped her drink.  "Anyway, here goes.  I was in Sears at the mall
shopping for a birthday present for my dad.  Then all of a sudden, out of
the corner of my eye, I saw this guy checking me out." She shrugged her
shoulders.  "It was no big deal right?  I mean, you know what I'm talking
about right?  Some guy looks at you and you can tell he`s imagining you
naked.  It happens all the time.  Well that's the way this was.  But you
know they usually just check you out and move on.  Well this guy didn't
move on.  It didn't matter where I went in the store I'd look up and he'd
be just a few feet away.  At first it scared me and I thought about calling
security.  But for some reason I decided instead to tease him a little. 
After all, what was he going to do in a busy mall?  So every time I would
catch him looking I would smile at him and lick my lips letting him know I
knew he was watching.  Then, I don't know how, but it became a game.  I
went into a couple of different stores in the mall to see if he would
follow.  Sure enough, every time I looked up he would be there.  Finally, I
went into the ladies dressing room in Penny's.  I took off my bra and
panties and stuffed them in my purse.  Don't ask me what I was thinking
because I don't know.  I just kind of wanted to one up this guy...  You
know, screw with his head a little.  Sure enough, when I came out he was
standing about ten feet away smiling at me.  By now he wasn't even
pretending to look at stuff in the store.  He was just standing around
waiting to see what I was going to do next.  The store was almost empty so
I looked around to see if there was anybody close by.  I didn't see anybody
so I lifted my sweater and flashed my tits at him.  I thought his eyes were
going to pop out of his head.  I still can't believe what happened next. 
Right there in the middle of the ladies department he unbuckled his jeans
and unzipped his fly.  He was already hard.  All he had to do was pull the
waistband of his shorts down a little for me to see the head of his dick.
He only left it out for a second but that was long enough to see that it
had a little drop of cum leaking from the tip.  I think that was what
really got me going and let the game get out of control.  When he showed me
his cock I felt like I had been challenged.  I had showed him my tits, but
now he thought he was one up on me by showing me his hard cock."

   She paused looking at first at Darla then Brenda.  "Yeah, I know.  The
smart thing would have been to run out of there and never look back, but I
couldn't.  It was up to me to make the next move or lose.  So I decided to
put it all on the line and win hands down.  I walked through the food court
toward the restrooms looking back over my shoulder a couple of times to
make sure he was still following.  I knew he would be." "Wait, Brenda
interrupted, I have to pee.  Don't say anything else until I get back."

   The fact that Brenda was gone an extremely long time didn`t go
unnoticed. It was Darla though that pointed it out.  "Damn Brenda you were
gone long enough to give birth."

   "There was a line," Brenda said casually.

   "Well anyway, Karen started again, I was about to tell you that when I
got to the door of the ladies room I stopped and waited for him.  He was
still keeping his distance and stopped several feet away.  When I motioned
for him to come nearer though, he didn't hesitate.  I didn't care if
anybody was in the restroom or not.  When he got within reach I grabbed him
by the shirt and dragged him inside.  I think he was stunned.  Before he,
or I, had time to think about it though, I pulled him into an empty stall.
I sat down on the stool without saying a word.  I just started unbuckling
his jeans."

   Karen smiled and closed her eyes.  "I can still see the look on his
face. It was precious.  He started to say something but I put one finger to
my lips to shush him.  When I finally got his dick out it took my breath
away.  I'm telling you this guy had the prettiest cock I've ever seen.  It
wasn't huge but there was just something about it...  it was so..." She
hesitated looking for just the right word.  "Symmetrical," she said. 
"Everything about it seemed proportionate.  The head was just the right
size for the shaft and the foreskin was trimmed perfectly.  I know it
sounds crazy but it was just a pretty dick.  I've never seen one so
perfect. Anyway, just seeing it made me want to kiss it.  It was already
hard and another tiny drop of cum lay helpless on the tip.  It tasted salty
as I gently kissed the tip.  Then I let my lips slide over the soft pink
head.  That's when he got bolder, lifting my sweater up over my tits,
teasing my nipples, pinching them gently and rolling them between his
fingertips.  I was torn between the feeling of him hard in my mouth and
having that beautiful cock between my legs; my pussy won.  I stood up and
changed places with him, pushing him down on the seat.  He caught on fast
and leaned back to almost a lying position on the stool.  He knew what I
wanted.  He held the base of his cock between his thumb and forefinger,
pointing that delicious head toward the ceiling.  I pulled my skirt up over
my hips, pulled the crotch of my panties to one side and climbed on.  I
skewered myself on him, taking all of his meat in one smooth motion.  He
was just the right size for me to take all he had to offer without ever
slowing down.  I rode him like a wild woman, rocking back and forth,
rubbing my clit against the base of his cock while he sucked and squeezed
my tits.  I was out of control, so caught up in what I was doing I didn't
even feel it coming.  Suddenly the floodgates opened up and I could feel
his cock pulsing inside me.  I wasn`t finished though.  I continued to rock
back and forth on his shrinking cock until I felt my own gusher coming.  I
could see the pain on his face as I refused to let his dick escape my cunt.
As his tool shrank and softened I ground my pussy against him even harder.
Finally, I let go a screamer.  My whole body was shaking.  My nipples ached
and my mouth went dry.  God it was fantastic."

   Karen leaned back and took a deep breath, reliving the memory.  A small
shudder ran through her body, her nipples hardened and a flood of juices
leaked from her already sopping cunt.

   "That's not all though," she finally said.  "I was still gasping for
breath when I heard the toilet flush in one of the other stalls.  I didn't
know if someone had come in while I was fucking this guy or if they had
been there the entire time.  Suddenly, I panicked at the thought of getting
caught and stood up.  I didn't even take time to wipe my ass.  I just
pulled my skirt and sweater down and ran.  As I hurried out, there was an
old woman coming out of one of the other stalls.  I don't know if she knew
what was going on or not.  I didn't give her a chance to say anything."

   Karen stopped to laugh.  "I left the poor guy sitting on the toilet in
the ladies restroom with his dick hanging out.  Just knowing he was sitting
there with cum dripping from his dick while some old lady was washing her
hands made me have to stop twice on the way out to my car to let tiny
orgasms subside.  That thought...  and the feel of his cum dripping down
the inside of my legs just kept bringing them on."

   "Let me see if I got this straight, Brenda said, you fucked a guy you'd
never laid eyes on in the ladies room of the mall?  Then you walked back
out through the mall with his cum still running down your leg?"

   Karen shrugged her shoulders.  "I told you I don't know what came over
me.  I know it was stupid and dangerous.  I would never do it again but it
sure was hot.  I don't regret it.  It will be something I can sit in my
rocking chair and smile about when I'm too old to do anything else.  As a
matter of fact it turns me on so much talking about it that I'm thinking
about going into the restroom and floating my boat right now.  What do you
think about that?"

   Brenda's whole demeanor changed.  "Wait, don't go yet.  What I'm about
to tell you is only going to make your panties wetter.  I just hope it
doesn't piss you off."

   She didn't wait for a response from either girl.  "When I got up to go
to the restroom a few minutes ago I didn't really have to pee."

   Brenda looked at her two friends.  "Listening to you two tell your
stories had me dripping like a broken faucet.  I had to do something.  I
really intended to go to the bathroom and...  Well, you know.  But on the
way to the bathroom I ran into our waiter.  He asked me if we wanted
another round of drinks.  That was what he said.  But what I heard was; I
heard you ladies talking and my dick is as hard as a rock."

   She sighed.  "My brain's response was that I needed to fuck him right
then."

   She shrugged her shoulders.  "I told him I was a little drunk and asked
him if he would help me to my car.  As soon as we got to my car I kissed
him hard.  He got the message right away.  That was when he really did tell
me he'd heard us talking and asked me if I wanted a story to tell.  I told
him that was exactly why I'd brought him out there.  He didn't waste any
time, nearly tearing my dress as he unzipped it.  He pulled the top of my
dress along with my bra straps down over my shoulders and away from my
tits. He attacked my nipples like a savage with both his mouth and his
hands.  Somehow, while he was kissing, squeezing and sucking my tits he
managed to hike my dress up over my hips.  I helped him by stepping out of
my shoes.  He was like a wild man; I don't think I could have stopped him
if I wanted to.  We were both out of control.  While I fumbled around
trying to get out of my pantyhose he was unzipping his pants.  Finally I
was able to free one leg enough for him to lift it up over his hip."

   "My boobs were wet from his sloppy kisses and the cold night air seemed
to bite and tease my aching nipples.  A cold breeze rushed up between my
legs, sending a tingle through my cunt."

   "I was facing the front door of the restaurant and could see people
going in and out.  Then he stepped back a little and, showed me his cock.
It was the first time I'd ever seen one uncut.  I watched enthralled as he
pulled the foreskin back, exposing the head.  His already full dick seemed
to be growing even bigger as I watched.  He was rough with it squeezing it
until the head looked like it would burst.  Then without pretense he
grabbed my other leg, lifting me completely off the ground, using his body
weight to pin me against the car.  I wrapped my legs around his waist, my
arms around his neck and held on for dear life.  His cock didn`t need any
guidance to find it`s way home.  He thrust his hips and his cock instantly
found my hole.  As soon as he felt penetration he intensified his thrust,
slamming into me hard.  The contrast of the cold metal of the car against
my ass and his hot cock inside me was unbelievable.  All the while, I could
see people less than thirty feet away going into the restaurant.  Not one
of them seemed to notice this guy banging the hell out me.  I was in a daze
as he drove his cock in and out of me, at the same time biting my nipples,
mauling my tits; all of it right out in the open.  It must have been pretty
exciting for him too because it didn't take long.  A dozen strokes or less
and he was emptying his balls inside me."

   "I didn't cum but it was still incredible."

   She took a deep breath.  "Then it was like we both realized at the same
time where we were and what we were doing.  He pulled out and lowered my
feet back to the ground.  At the same time I was struggling to put my tits
back in my bra and straighten my dress.  I didn't even bother picking up my
pantyhose; they're still in the parking lot.  He went in through the
kitchen and I came back in the front door.  I made a quick stop in the
bathroom to freshen up a little.  But even now I'm sitting in a puddle of
his cum."

   Darla pointed a long finger at Brenda.  "So that was why you got so
indignant when I started this.  You didn't have a story to tell."

   "You little slut, Karen added, you didn't have a story so you
interrupted mine to go create one.  Not only that, you're the only one of
us that can actually say she got any tonight.  I don't know if I hate you
or admire you." She shrugged and laughed.  Either way I guess you eat and
drink free."
   
