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this may sound weird to most but it starts out like a twilight zone thing I
assure you toonland is real i was there i had a very bad cold for about a
week and every time i took this cough medicine i would have this dream of
this doorway to another world was it just an illusion or was it real the
doorway led to another world yes you got it toonland shortly after my cold
was gone i went back to work inspecting old buildings for a Realtor i found
it that strange door in an old warehouse i thought i was nuts i started to
open the door but it was jammed so i made a note to bring tools to open it
next time out i had an assistant with me but i figured if this is the door
i dreamed of maybe i should come alone just to see next time tomorrow is
Saturday i could come alone that night i dreamed of a child like toon with
big brown eyes and long brown hair in a blue old fashion swim suit you know
the kind they wore in the 40s her eyes were huge body small like a young
girl and a tiny mouth kinda like animae i wondered why but yet she stood at
the door waving to me as to invite me in i started toward the door and
suddenly i was woke by the alarm going off quickly i jumped into the shower
and washed grabbing tools for work and jumping in my beat up old truck i
headed off to the old warehouse when i got there i was ready to pry the
door open i had hammers crows foot and even a chisel as i walked down the
hall armed with my tools i could here what sounded like children giggling
as i got closer i saw a strange light it was a pretty color as i walked
faster trying to see better the noise got quite and the light went away i
got to the door and it was opened just a crack i didn't need tools and
gently i pulled it open and stuck my head in and i was shocked by what
happened next i was pulled by a very strong force when i looked up all i
could see were big green arms omg it was the Hulk or something like him and
he was pulling me in threw me to the ground and as i looked up there she
was the toon girl in my dreams i could not believe what i was seeing but i
was there it was her locker room and i was getting thumped by the guard who
caught me peeking in just hen she cried out to him don't hurt him he is a
human he knows no better I'm thinking to myself what!  as the big green
bully sets me back down i gather my senses and try to make sense of all
this the cute swimmer says hi i am Mandy how did you get here?  i was lost
for words i didn't know what to think at first i thought i was knocked out
but i could see my tool bag still in the doorway as i looked back and i was
not laying near it all reason gone out the window i had no clue how i got
there as i looked around i saw toons everywhere in the locker room some
naked some not they didn't seem to care that i was there except for the big
green thug he was not happy but Mandy seem to have him in control as i
walked over to the bench i sat down laughing at myself thinking i am
sitting on a toon bench in a toon locker room full of toons and Mandy
frowned and said its not a joke we are real and for the first time i could
see deep into her big brown eyes and i saw my own reflection in them i knew
i was not dreaming then first fear then i calmed down and began to ask
questions how what why when etc ((cont later)) 
  
first trip to toonland