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“ Same to you...fuck head...you can take this marriage and shove it up your ass!”
“ It’s all your fault, Joan...you’re the one I can’t reason with...you’re such a nag...such a pain!”
“ You’re a pain in my ass!”, replied the good looking lady, yelling at her husband, Ron, giving him a dirty look as she took up her purse and said further, “ Now let’s fucken go...wanna do some shopping...get to that store before it’s crowded!”
“ Yea, yea...I’m ready...don’t rush me.”
“ Like I said...if you keep it up..., we can get divorced.”
“ Oh yea?”
“ Yea..., and I’ll make sure I get more than half.”
“ You ain’t gonna get shit...I got the best lawyer in the world...he’ll make sure you go down the drain.”
“ That’s what you think...now let’s go.”
A pissed off expression on her face, the sexy twenty nine year old long-haired brunette dressed in dark well fitting slacks, a white blouse, and black pumps, followed her husband out of the suburban house over to their car, finally parking her gorgeous and shapely butt into the front passenger seat as her husband got behind the wheel.
After she set her purse down by her feet, the lady looked at Ron and said, “ Well...what takes so fucken long, start the damn car!”
“ I am...just let me get my keys from my pocket.”
“ If you’d take ‘em out before you sat down, things would go better.”
“ Get off my case!”
“ You’re a jerk.”
“ Fuck you...bitch!”
“ I’m warning you...I’m calling my lawyer.”
“ Think I’m scared of that? Like I told you...my lawyer’s better!”
“ Man...start the car...let’s fucken go.”
After he got the keys from his pocket, Ron inserted the thing into the ignition and turned it. Suddenly, he yelled out, “ SHIT, FUCK..., WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?”
“ What was what?”
“ I got this weird shock...like electricity or something.”
“ Whatever...just try it again...I wanna get going.”
Right before the guy was about to turn the key again, he experienced something, another strange sensation that went through his whole frame.
“ Are you gonna start this piece of shit or what?”, demanded his wife.
“ I...um, I don’t feel right.”
“ What...what now?”
“ Something doesn’t feel right...like...”
For a second, Joan was about to yell back at him but she cut herself short and just sat there, staring at him, her eyes wide open and her chin falling.
“ Joan..., what’s wrong with me...I feel weird...and everything seems like...”
“ FUCKEN SHIT...!!!”, exclaimed his wife, “...I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M LOOKING AT..., YOU’RE...YOU’RE...WELL..., YOU’RE SHRINKING...GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER!!!!”
“ Joan...help me, please, help...what’s going on?”
“ I don’t know...never saw this before!”
Right next to his super attractive wife, the guy continued to shrink, shrink, and shrink, his body and clothes getting smaller and smaller until the man was only an insignificant three inches in height!
He just sat there, confusion all over his face combined with fear and terror. Slowly, the man turned his head and looked over at the passenger side. There she was, his wife, looking like a giant, his eyes starting at the side of her ass and going up and up until they stared at one another, the lady just as confused as he was!
“ How the fuck did this happen...I must be seeing things!”, said Joan, still staring down at the tiny creature seated next to her nice butt.
“ Joan...what’s going on...you gotta help me!”
“ I, um...ah, well...”, was all she could say for the next five minutes until she got herself together, finally reaching forth with her hand and pinching her husband by the back of his shirt, moving him toward her face, the little guy staring right into her dark eyes.
“ Joan..., please...put me down, that hurts...please!”
Suddenly, the lady’s face changed, going from confusion and surprise to a more focused look, her mind working away now.
“ Joan, please...don’t let me hang here like this!”
A second later, the woman slowly grinned and reached down for her purse, held it up, and finally dropped her husband inside. After the purse was closed, Joan opened the door and raised her ass, circumnavigated the vehicle, and then opened the driver’s side door after which she looked at the ignition and just stared at it for a while, not daring to touch it, leaving the keys in the socket. Closing the car door, Joan went back into the house where the lady entered the kitchen and went up to the counter, removing Ron from her hand bag, placing him down on the flat surface.
Still all frightened and confused, Ron stared up at his wife and yelled, “ Joan...what are you gonna do...you gotta call someone...I need help!”
Her face turned into a wicked smile as she said, “ I don’t know how the fuck this happened...but it’s my free ticket to paradise.”
“ What are you talking about?”
“ It’s all so perfect...all I gotta do is dispose of the car, say you drove off with it...report you missing...then when you’re gone for a while..., well..., it’s all mine, our savings, the house, and most of all, your life insurance policy...at some point I can convince ‘em you’re dead, then I get five hundred thousand bucks...yea!”
“ But...?”
“ But what?”
“ But what about me?”
“ Fuck you...what the fuck do I care...I want the money...and no one’ll ever suspect this...it was a freak accident...something undiscovered went wrong with that car.”
“ Please...don’t this, Joan.”
“ You heard about the female black widow spider...right?”
“ The what?”
“ You know what I mean...she eats her mate.”
“ What are you talking about?”
“ Hey...that would be the best way to destroy the ‘evidence’..., don’t you agree?”
“ Joan..., you ain’t serious?”
She didn’t answer, the lady only reached up to the cupboard and produced a bowl after which she grabbed Ron and tore away at this clothes, stripping him completely naked!
“ Joan..., please...please, Joan...don’t do this...please!”
“ Go to hell...there’ll be nothing left of you but tiny bits and pieces that I’ll shit from my asshole the next day or two..., yes...things sometimes work out ok...yes they do!”
When he was all naked, she dropped him into the ceramic thing and then again reached up toward the cupboard, grabbing the cereal box which she opened and poured the stuff into the bowl, right on top of little Ron!
“ No...no Joan...please!”
“ Ha, ha!”, said the lady as the cereal piled up around the tiny man. In the end, he was standing there up to his neck in the stuff, staring up at his heartless wife.
At a casual pace, she took up the bowl and also removed a spoon from one of the drawers, slowly walking over to the kitchen table. Next, she went over to the refrigerator and removed some milk, returning to the kitchen table, parking her ass in one of the chairs.
“ No...please!”, cried Ron as the milk poured down at him, filling up the bowl. Finally, he floated around in the stuff, bobbing up and down with the rest of the cereal!
“ Mmmmmmmm...yummy, yummy...that cereal looks good...mmmmmm!”, said Joan as she raised the spoon, moving it down into the cereal.
“ PLEASE...JOAN...PLEASE, NO!!!”
Getting tremendous pleasure out of her own cruelty, the lady moved the spoon and took up her husband together with some of the cereal.
“ Mmmmm..., mmmmm...you look good...real good.”, said the lady, licking her lips.
“ Joan...I’ll do anything you say...anything...please!”
“ It’s too late for that...you should’ve done whatever I said before...when you were normal sized...then maybe I’d have second thoughts now about eating you.”
“ Joan...please...don’t do this!”
“ Mmmmmm...you look good...real good!”
As she moved the spoon up toward her face, the woman opened her mouth, revealing her teeth, terrifying the hell outta the little guy!
“ NO...JOAN..., PLEASE, DON’T!”
She said nothing as the spoon came closer and closer to her open mouth.
At this point, he panicked and jumped forth, off the spoon, falling down between the table’s edge and his wife’s tits! Down he tumbled, going down an down until the little naked guy landed on her lap, right before and next to her pussy.
“ You little fuck...look what you just did..., you got milk all over my pants...my new pants...you fucken bastard!”
Looking up at her face, he screamed, “ PLEASE...PLEASE DON’T EAT ME...DON’T...PLEASE!!!”
Reaching down with her hand, the woman quickly grabbed him by one of his arms, raising the naked guy to her face again.
“ PLEASE...PLEASE, JOAN...I LOVE YOU...I LOVE YOU..., PLEASE!!!”
Arching her head back, the evil lady opened her mouth and then released him, the little man falling down into her open cavity! Once he was inside, she closed her lips, smiled, and then bit down with her teeth, feeling his tiny bones crush as she started to chew, taking in the taste of blood!
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Her teeth cut his body to pieces after which she finally swallowed, taking his remains down her throat into her stomach.
Smiling to herself, evil Joan took up the spoon again and simply finished the cereal like nothing happened.
The next day, the attractive brunette rented a truck with a hitch using a fake name, pulling the car under the cover of darkness to some remote location where she pushed it into a deep pond of water, watching it sink to oblivion, it’s secret lost to the world, a secret that made one lady rich and ended another’s life.
The End