Ultimate Reduction
“It’s really amazing how they’ve come a long way with all this new technology.”, said the attractive short haired blond as she stirred the pickup truck, going along the dirt road toward the resouviour.
“ I know...you got all kinds of shit in your lab, Karen.”
“ Yea, Bob..., lots of stuff...soon work’ll be easier than ever with the new programming versions.”
Seated between Karen and Bob, Steve ask, “ So how long is it gonna be till we get there?”
“ Not much longer...we’re almost there...just a mile or so.”, replied sexy Karen, using her free hand to adjust her skimpy black tube top covering her tow nice and shapely tits.
Finally, the good looking twenty two year old said, “ Ok guys, we’re here.”
“ Sure looks deserted out here.”, answered Steve, gazing around out the front windshield at the large basin of water, almost a mile wide, surrounded by nothing except miles of open grass fields.
The truck turned off, Karen opened the driver’s side door and placed her left knee high black leather stiletto boot upon the ground as she raised her nice and perfectly developed female denim covered ass from the truck’s bench seat.
Exiting from the right, the two young men inspected the area with their eyes, paying closer attention to the body of water.
“ Hey guys..., you ain’t getting paid to stand around...get moving, unload the equipment from the back.”
“ Ok..., you don’t have to be so pushy, Karen.”, answered Steve, seeming a little annoyed at her directness.
“ Listen, you two guys were hired with the understanding that you’ll do whatever I say...now move it!”
“ Yea, yea...!”, mumbled the two lab assistants as they circumnavigated the vehicle and finally pulled open the tail gate.
“ Be careful with that stuff...it’s new, I just had it ordered.”
“ We know..., we know.”, whispered Bob, giving Steve a grin.
From a space inside the truck’s cab beneath the driver’s seat, Karen removed a lap top computer and then yelled to the men, “ You can put that thing over there...about twenty feet from the rear tire!”
“ I’d like to get something twenty inches or less from her ass..., don’t you agree, Steve?”, chuckled Bob as he and his male coworker raised the piece of hardware from the vehicle and carried it to her desired location.
“ Is this all right, Karen?”, ask Bob, standing himself straight again after setting the thing down on the grass.
“ Yea, that’s fine.”
“ So what are you gonna do here, Karen?”
“ Well, Bob..., I’m gonna hook that object up to this lap top and take some soil readings, the government wants to know some details about the resuviouur’s effect on the immediate area.”
“ Oh.”
With technical expertise, good looking Karen went over to the tailgate, reached into the bed, and grabbed a thirty foot network cable. After placing the small computer upon the truck’s seat on the passenger side while the door remained open, the young lady plugged one end of the cable into the computer and began uncoiling it, walking over to the devise in the grass.
When she reached the object, sexy Karen squatted before it and hooked up the line. As she did this, the female had her ass directed toward the two guys, causing horny Bob to softly say, “ Man...wouldn’t you like to get in her her pants.”
“ Sure would.”, replied Steve with a laugh.
Suddenly, she turned her head and yelled, “ Hey..., assholes, I heard that...how’d you two like to get fired?”
“ Oh no..., we didn’t say anything.”, answered Bob with an innocent expression on his face.
Making a long sigh, Karen said, “ All right...it’s all set, the only thing is...I’ve gotta go down to the water’s edge and get a sample for the lab...I want you, Steve, to go over to the lap top and take the readings, you can save ‘em to the hard drive.”
“ But I don’t know how to operate that stuff.”
“ I didn’t think you did...but I’m gonna show you the simple commands you’ve gotta enter anyway.”
When both individuals reached the passenger side of the truck, sexy Karen bent forward and reached for the lap top. As she did this, Steve had a nice clear view of her breast cleavage, taking the liberty of staring straight down inside.
“ Stop that..., now let’s get busy.”
“ Ok,”, answered Steve.
“ All right, all you’ve gotta do is this...enter the list command followed by the change mode command..., and then simply type in the program’s name and let it run.”
“ What’s all this...I’ve never seen a computer run like that.”
“ It’s UNIX...it runs with UNIX.”
“ What’s UNIX?”
“ It’s an operating system...you jerk...now do like I say, ok?”
A confused look on his face, Steve nevertheless took hold of the lap top and sat down on the bench seat, letting his feet partially hang out of the vehicle’s running board.
At the rear of the truck now, Karen grabbed a small satchel containing empty sample containers and began walking down the gradual incline to the water’s edge.
“ So what do you have there?”, ask Bob as he approached, standing next to Steve.
“ She wants me to enter these commands that’ll operate the thing.”
Looking to his left, Steve inspected the object, seeing that it had a small dish on top.
“ Doesn’t that thing run on solar power?”
“ Yea..., I think it does.”
Nodding his head, Steve ask. “ Well..., are you gonna run it or not?”
“ I’m not sure...I forgot..., what was it she said?”
“ I don’t know...I was back over there..., she told you, not me.”
“ I can’t remember.”
“ Here..., let me get in and I’ll see if I can help.”
Slowly, Bob circumnavigated the front of the truck and finally went in on the driver’s side, sliding himself closer to Steve and looking and looking down at the lap top’s screen.
“ I don’t those are the right commands, Steve.”
“ Yea, just fiddling with it.”
“ Well..., don’t mess it up or she’ll really get on our case.”
“ Yea..., tell me about it...I’m getting sick and tired of that bitch and her pushy attitude...she’s so bossy.”
“ Well..., here, let me take a look at this.”
After Bob took hold of the computer, he said, “ Hmmm..., I think I could do something if I enter an echo command.”
“ You know this stuff?”
“ I remember reading something about UNIX years ago...but I don’t remember most of it.”
After he entered the instruction, the screen produced some incomprehensible result.”
“ What does all that say, Bob?”
“ Not sure..., let me try something else.”
Another command sequence entered, the object twenty feet away began humming, making a very strange sound.
“ What’s it doing?”
“ Not sure, Steve.”
“ Hey..., look, the dish...it’s rotating.”
“ Yea, and look..., it’s emitting flashes of light...they look like rays.”
“ Bob..., I don’t like this..., that dish is gonna face this way in a second, we’re gonna get hit by that light flash.”
“ Yea, here...’ll simply turn off the lap top!”
However, hitting the switch didn’t stop the thing immediately as it made one more rotation, emitting a final flash.
“ Holy shit..., Steve, what’s going on...?”
“ I dont know...we just got hit by that light...look at everything, the trucks interior seems to be getting bigger and bigger!”
“ No..., it’s us...we’re shrinking!”
“ Fuck...you’re right...I can’t believe what’s happening...we’re getting smaller and smaller!”
Tossing the computer to the side, Bob looked on as his view of things changed, making him feel more and more insignificant.
“ Man..., this is crazy..., I don’t get it!”
“ Well, Bob..., I think we’re really fucked..., I mean...can’t you tell from the way things look that we’re getting really small, and I mean...really small!”
“ Fuck..., we’re now about three inches tall!”
“ And still getting smaller!”
Finally, they both stopped shrinking, halting at only two inches in height!”
Perplexed and terrified, little Steve stared out the open door and said, “ We’ve gotta do something!”
“ Do something?”
“ Yea..., we’ve gotta get help!”
“ We can’t do shit but wait till she comes back...that’s all we can do.”
Awed by the truck’s dashboard which loomed above them like an over bridge, Steve and Bob simply sat there, totally confused and astonished.
“ Can you tell if she’s coming?”, ask Steve, eager for help.
“ Let me take a look.”
Cautiously, Bob stood up and strolled over to the edge of the bench seat on the driver’s side. Peering into the water’s direction, he yelled back to his companion, “ Yea, I see her, she’s still squatting and taking samples.”
“ Why don’t you yell to her?”
“ Yell?”
“ Yea...scream your head off...maybe she’ll hear you.”
“ She ain’t gonna hear us...we’re too small.”
“ Do it anyway.”
“ All right..., hey Karen, help!”
As expected, she heard nothing, only continued with her work.
Nevertheless, after five minutes, the sexy girl placed the last flask back into the satchel and zipped the thing up. After raising herself, the beautiful jean clad woman walked back to the vehicle.
Suddenly, when she was five feet in front of it, she stopped and exclaimed to herself, “ Where the fuck are they...those unreliable assholes, where’d they go?”
Looking around, Karen say no one. Frustrated, she quickly went to the back of the truck, placed the satchel upon the bed, and strolled over to the devise situated twenty feet away.
“ Man..., they messed it all up, jerks...why do they have to hire all these losers?”
Her head shaking a little, Karen slowly went back to the truck and approached the passenger side. Paying little attention to the cab’s interior, Karen reached in and grabbed the lap top.
“ Hey Karen..., it’s us...down here.”
Not hearing them initially, the blond let her tits hang down over the seat as she pulled the computer toward her frame. Her eyes on the small screen, Karen moved her body toward the exterior, letting her breasts on occasion slide along the cushion.
“ Look out, Steve, her tits are coming straight at you!”
Before he could move out of the way, the tiny man got scraped up by the underside of her tube top as it moved along.
“ What the hell...?”, ask Karen of herself as she straightened her frame and looked down at her cleavage.
The computer in one hand and her other hand on her top, the girl shook her tits up and down, wishing to expel what was trapped inside.
“ Damn bugs...they’re everywhere this time of year!”
“ No, no..., Karen..., it’s me, Steve, help...you’re gonna hurt me!”
For a second, the woman froze and then ask more to herself than anyone else, “ Come again...?”
“ It’s me, Steve, I’ve been shrunk...watch out..., don’t hurt me!”
Slowly, she set down the lap top on the seat and looked down at her tits. There he was, a tiny two inch tall little guy, hanging from the bottom of her skimpy top, holding on for dear life.
Gently, Karen pinched the back of the guy’s shirt between her finger tips and raised him to her face.”
“ How the hell...?”
“ I don’t know, Karen..., Bob and I tried to configure the devise like you said...but then the dish began rotating and emitting some strange light that hit us and then we just shrank.”
Being really smart, Karen immediately realized that whatever it was, this strange ray only acted on living things, that’s why the truck wasn’t shrunk.
“ Your clothes are cotton and you’ve got leather shoes on...that’s the reason why your clothes shrank with you...made of animal stuff.”
“ What are you talking about, Karen?”, ask Steve.
“ This shrink beam only works on living things or things extracted from life, otherwise your clothes wouldn’t shrunk as well.”
After she did a brief visual inspection to the immediate area, Karen inquired, “ So where’s Bob?”
“ He got shrunk as well..., he’s on the seat here.”
Looking down, Karen said, Oh yea..., hi Bob, I see you’re little now too.”
“ It ain’t funny!”, replied Bob, staring up at the beautiful lady, saying also, “ You’ve gotta help us...please!”
Stretching her hand a couple of feet into the cab’s interior, Karen set Steve down next to his reduced companions and again took up the lap top.
Her frame rotated now, sexy jean clad Karen slowly lowered her nice ass atop the bench seat, placing her butt a couple of inches away from the two little guys. Just siting there, Steve and Bob looked up along the back of her posterior, feeling smaller and inferior.
Finally, Steve yelled up from the lady, “ Hey Karen, did you figure it out yet?”
“ No..., but I’m trying...shut up and be patient, I’m trying to concentrate.”
Using all her skill and knowledge, Karen manipulated the keys on the board, trying to search for some pattern alien to the system, something that would give her a clue as to what really happened.
Without warning, the dish again began rotating, emitting a beam as well. Frantically, she tried to stop it, entering all kinds of commands,, sometimes at random.
Suddenly, from the screen, she read, “ Warning, system reversed.”
“ What the hell does that mean?”, cried the lady to herself.
“ What..., what’s wrong, Karen?”
“ I don’t know, guys, but I can’t stop the beam and the dish...shit, it’s gonna shoot this way...it’s coming, fuck!”
A second later, the dish faced the truck and out came another flash, striking Karen right in her chest!
“ Shit...Karen’s been struck too now...we’re all fucked now!”, yelled Bob.
“ I feel strange.”, mentioned Karen as she stepped from the vehicle.”
“ I know you do.”, answered Steve, “ That’s how we felt before we shrank!”
Quickly, Bob and Steve ran to the seat’s edge on the passenger side and looked at Karen, yelling toward the woman, “ What are you gonna do?”
“ I don’t know...!”
However, before she could say another word, Karen realized that the ground appeared to be moving away from her.
“ Holy crap, Bob..., look at that...she ain’t getting smaller...she’s getting bigger and bigger!”
“ Yea..., man, look at her grow, she’s gonna be over a hundred feet tall!”
Sure enough, after a minute of growth, sexy Karen stood at one hundred and ten feet!
Looking down at herself, she noticed that her clothes grew with her, due to the cotton in the fabric and the leather boots.
Her hands on her hips now, and her weight shifted, the sexy woman gazed down and said, “ Well..., guess this is a change!”
With all his might, Steve yelled up at the towering giantess, “ You gotta get help!”
“ What did you say..., I can’t here you from all the way up here!”
Slowly, she squatted and stuck her face before the open cab door. Awed by her gigantic features, Rob and Steve back off a foot as she stared down at them with her large pretty eyes and ask, “ What?”
“ You’ve gotta take us back to the lab and get help!”, said Steve.
“ Yea...I guess that’s all I can do at the moment.”
“ How’s she gonna take hold of us and pick us up?”, inquired Bob, a little scared now.
“ Not sure...hey Karen...how are you gonna pick us up?”
“ No problem...you little fools, I’ll just stretch out my index finger and you guys can step on my nail after I turn my finger the other way.”
“ Ok.”
When she had her hand configured, the two small men stepped atop her calcium based extension and looked around, awed at the size of every aspect of her frame.
“ Ok, guys, now where am I gonna put you?”
“ I don’t know.”, answered Steve for himself and Bob.
“ Here, I’ll just stick you two back here now for safe keeping.”
Gently, Karen turned around and stretched open her right back jean pocket and dropped the two insignificant creatures into it, saying, “ Boy..., I hope I’ll find you two when I get back there.”
“ Man...why’d she have to do that?”, mentioned Bob while he slid down to the base of the pocket followed by Steve.
“ Hey...Bob, where are you?”
“ I’m here, Steve, over here.”
With some effort, little Steve crawled over to Bob and both guys just stood there feeling like the biggest jerks in the world.
Bending over, the giant female reached for the lap top and dropped it into her front pocket. Done, she stood straight again and said while slightly rotating her head back, “ Ok..., I’m returning to the lab, there’s no one there today except the owner, perhaps she can figure out a way to solve this shit.”
Alone with only the two little men down against her ass, Karen began her journey. As she strolled along, she was amazed at how small everything seemed. Finally, she past some trees and fully realized the total significance of her changeover.
At last, she reached the lab. Looking around, she saw that the front parking lot was deserted save for four vehicles, hers, her boss’s, and two men’s. Squatting before the main entrance, giant Karen began knocking on the glass door and yelling, “ Hey Tanya, get out here...I really need your help!”
Three minutes later, the glass doors opened with an attractive brunette stepping out dressed in a dark skirt and black pumps.
“ Fuck..., what the hell?”, exclaimed Tanya as she froze and gazed up at towering Karen.
“ Tanya...something went terribly wrong with the device, I don’t know what, but it made me grow into a giant!”
“ I can see that...do you feel any different?”
“ No, not really..., I’m just bigger, you’ve gotta do something.”
Nodding her head, Tanya ask, “ Did you bring the lap top back with you?”
“ Yea..., it’s here with me...here, take it.”
After Karen reached down into her front jean pocket, she extracted the thing and gave it to the boss lady.
“ Ok..., I’ll be right back...and by the way...what did you do with the truck and the devise.”
“ Oh...it’s all still there...I left it.”
“ Ok, no problem...we’ll get it some other time later or tomorrow after we solve all the shit here.”
As the giant woman waited outside, super intelligent and sexy Tanya returned into the building and went straight to the programming area.
Being a computer specialist and a downright genius, she simply hooked the lap top to another machine and downloaded all the info. Through, she then analyzed everything. It didn’t take her an hour and she know what the problem was.
With this knowledge, Tanya returned outside and said up to the goddess, “ I know what it is...I’ll make a new program and feed that information into the altered files and then I think I can hook that to a laser and reverse the effect.
“ Ok.”
“ For some reason that I can’t figure, the program’ll destroy itself after I use the ray once...and that’s it, the unique and freak configuration’ll be lost forever.”
“ Well..., do what you can...it’s important that I be back to normal...I don’t wanna end up being some kind of circus attraction of something.”
“ I’ll be right back...give me about fifteen minutes.”
“ Great!”
Inside the structure, dark-haired Tanya went to the lab and quickly used the main frame to work up a rapid program that generated the shrink effect. In essence, she developed a piece of driver software for a laser device.
Done, she got such an object and hooked it up to the larger computer. Finished with that part, the sexy woman got herself a long network cord, attached it to the laser, uncoiled it partially, and finally attached it to the data processing machine.
Content with everything, Tanya slowly began uncoiling the cable all the way, walking with it out of the lab, down the hall, and eventually to the front doors.
“ Here I am...I think I’ve got it all set.”
“ You sure this is gonna work, Tanya...I mean, I don’t wanna get hurt or have it do something weird to me.”
“ Trust me...it’ll work, but like I said, after it’s done, the info is lost forever, the sector on the disk back in the lab’ll be erased totally...can’t help that.”
“ Well...I don’t give a shit about that...just do it...get me back to normal.”
Aiming the laser at the blond, Tanya said, “ Ok, Karen..., step back a little, will you.”
Her head turned around for a second, giant Karen made three steps away from the building and refocused her attention down at her dark-haired boss.
“ Here it goes.”, yelled sexy Tanya as she pressed the lazer’s button.
One, two, three, and the narrow beam emerged from the thing, striking Karen between her two giant and lovely tits. In no time, the good looking blond was screaming, “ Hey..., yea...it’s working...it’s working...I’m getting smaller and smaller!”
“ Yea...look at that...you’re getting to be your old self again!”
A minute and a half later, Karen, together with her boots and clothes were all back to normal.
“ Thanks Tanya...that was perfect...you’re the best.”
“ Hey..., no problem...that’s why I made over a million bucks last year running this place.”
Smiling at one another, the two beautiful creatures entered the building.
Directly inside, Tanya laid the laser to the floor, saying, “ I’ll get back to this later and clean up...for now, I wanna show you how the computer lost the info, prove it to you.”
“ Oh..., I believe you, but let’s go anyway...I wanna see some of the detail.”
Turning, Tanya and Karen strolled down along the tiled corridor until they finally entered the lab.
Suddenly, Tanya stopped, turned toward Karen, and ask, “ You know something...?”
“ What?”
“ I forgot to ask you about the guys...where’s Bob and Steve?”
For a second, Karen froze and then replied, “ Holy shit...I forgot all about them...in all the excitement I left ‘em where I put ‘em.”
“ Where’s that?”
“ In my back pants pocket.”
“ So they got shrunk down by the resouviour?”
“ Yea...and when I tried to fix the problem...I wound up growing.”
“ Well...guess they’re shrunk twice now..., we’ve gotta take ‘em outta there and study ‘em...maybe we can lean something...I’m sure they’ll be eager to be set free from their tiny prison attached to your ass.”
“ Very funny.”
By a lab table now, the two sexy and gorgeous females simply stood there when Tanya said, “ Ok...turn around, let me stretch open the pocket.”
Doing so, Karen presented her shapely butt to the lady.
“ So which one is it?”, ask the brunette.
“ The right one.”
With a gentle pull, Tanya stretched open the pocket and peered down inside, saying, “ I don’t see shit...how small where they when they shrank the first time?”
“ About two inches.”
“ Man..., in that case they can’t be higher than a tenth of an inch now...I mean, getting shrunk twice like that.”
“ They gotta be in there.”
From inside the cloth confines, Bob and Steve stared up at Tanya’s giant looking face and yelled, “ Tanya, it’s us...we’re here, please help!”
Not hearing or seeing the little ones, the dark haired woman remarked, “ Here...I’ll get a magnifying glass...hold on.”
“ Ok, Tanya.”, answered Karen.
As she released the fabric, Bob and Steve where once again in the dark, held tight against the blond’s ass.
Thirty seconds later, light once again appeared when Tanya mentioned, looking down into the pocket’s interior, holding the glass before her eyes, “ Hey...there they are...I see ‘em...golly, they’re no bigger than a couple of ants...even smaller!”
“ Tanya, help...please...it’s us!”
“ Yea, yea.., you two...I see you.” Going on, Tanya said to Karen, “ They‘re waving their hands back and forth...trying to get my attention, but I can’t understand a word they’re saying.”
“ So..., how you gonna get ‘em out?”, ask the blond.
“ A pair of tweasers’ll do it.”
Gone for a short moment, Tanya returned with a simple metal pinching devise and inserted it into the pocket. While keeping her hands steady, Tanya pinched Bob by the back of his shirt and raised him up, finally placing him on the lab table. Again, she inserted the tweezers and removed Steve, also placing him on the same table next to Bob.
Turning around, Karen squatted halfway, making her eyes even with the table’s top, saying, “ Look at ‘em...they’re so small, I can hardly see ‘em.”
Doing the same, Tanya bent herself down a little and eyed the men.
“ Can you help us?”, cried Steve.
“ What are they saying, Tanya..., I can’t understand a word?”
“ I don’t know...they’re too small, it’s impossible to make out a single syllable.”
“ What do you wanna do with ‘em?”
“ Like I was referring to earlier, we’ll simply study ‘em, see what biological effects have occurred to their systems.”
“ So there’s no way to bring ‘em back to normal?”
“ Nope...there’s no way.”
Looking at Steve, Bob said, “ Did you hear that...they can’t change us back...we’re gonna be stuck this way forever.”
“ Looks that way, Bob.”
“ This is crap!”
Again, both guys screamed up at the women, however, the much larger beautiful females didn’t hear a thing.
For the next hour, Tanya and Karen performed a few tests on the little guys, even removing their clothes just to get some skin samples.
Almost done with the analysis, Karen turned to Tanya and ask, “ What kind of effect do you think their shrinking has on their reproductive capacities?”
“ What do you mean?”
“ Well..., just think if we united their sperm with a normal woman’s egg..., would the offspring be normal or reduced in some way?”
“ Good question..., we’ll have to get sperm samples to answer that.”
Her attention returned to the two tiny naked men, Karen said, “ You two...I want you to jack off and spray your stuff on this slide here.”
When she placed a glass microscope slide before them, she again said, “ C’mon..., jack off and do it.”
“ Hey Steve...she wants us to play with ourselves.”
“ I can’t...I’m too nervous...this whole situation’s got me uptight.”
Looking at Tanya, Karen remarked, “ They ain’t doing anything.”
“ I know, looks like we’ve gotta give ‘em a reason to jack off.”
“ What are you talking about?”
“ Here..., why don’t you use your finger tip and gently push ‘em on the slide and take ‘em over there to the sofa against the wall.”
“ Ok.”
Compliantly, Karen nudged Steve and Bob until both guys stood upon the transparent plate. Finished, she reached over with her other hand and slowly raised the glass object, taking it over to the room’s far side and cautiously placing it upon the vinyl cushion.
As both ladies stood before the couch now, Tanya smiled and said to Karen, “ They’re gonna jack off now.”
“ How do you know that?”
“ Just do as I do and we’ll get all the results we want.”
A little perplexed, Karen nevertheless watched the brunette as the woman slowly turned around, unbuttoned her skirt, letting it fall to the floor. Finally, she lowered her panties down to her thighs and bent forward a little, arching out her nice and shapely butt as she took two steps back, finally hanging her naked ASS! over Bob and Steve.
Somewhat embarrassed, Karen nevertheless said, “ I see it...I get it.”
“ That’s right...just do like I’m doing, after they stare up at our nice butts for a while...I’m sure they’ll get hard, they have to...it’s the male’s nature to sexually respond.”
Slowly, Karen opened her trousers and slid ‘em down to her boots, turning
around in the process. Her underwear lowered as well, the sexy female also
pushed her ass back and placed it next to Tanya’s.
Her head rotated a little, Karen remarked, “ They’re not responding, I don’t see anything back there...they’re not doing anything.”
“ Give ‘em time..., just give ‘em time.”
“ What the fuck, Steve..., I don’t believe this.”
“ Yea..., look at those two bitches, they’re hanging their asses right over us.”
Giving each other a quick glance, Bob and Steve returned their attention to the women’s behinds and simply stared away in awe and disbelief.
Ten seconds later, Steve said, “ I don’t know Bob, but doesn’t Karen’s ass look awesome...I mean just look at it..it’s perfect, the perfect female ass!”
“ I know...if I were normal, I’d butt fuck her.”
“But you ain’t..., all you can do is play with yourself.”
Seeing each other get hard, they quickly looked back up at the ladies’ rear ends hovering above them. Slowly, and without even thinking about it, both guys reached for their tiny pricks and began playing.
“ See, I told you so...look at ‘em, jacking off..., I knew it would work!”, exclaimed Tanya, straining to keep her head turned all the way around.
“ Yea...you weren’t shitting me.”
“ Men..., they’re so predictable..., wouldn’t you say.”
“ Yep, how true...how true!”
Another minute in the making, Bob came, spraying a few tiny squirts of his white stuff upon the plate. Forty seconds later, Steve did it, leaving his deposit as well.
Seeing that the men were done, both ladies pulled up their attire and turned around.
“ All right, Karen, take the plate back to the table and push off the men..., we’ll stick the slide in a plastic case and refrigerate it for now.”
“ What about Bob and Steve?”
“ Ah..., stick ‘em each in an individual flask, we’ll keep ‘em for further study...today’s’ Sunday, I wanna get home now..., we’ll continue tomorrow.”
“ Ok.”, replied Karen, doing as told.
Trapped in their bottles, Steve and Bob watched as the ladies turned
off the lights and left the room, treating the two men as if they were
worth no more than some lab rat or a guinea pig.
The End