Lisa’s New Secret
By herself in her apartment, Lisa stood before the bathroom mirror and raised her dark mane to her head’s top. When the pins were in place, the twenty six year old lady left the small chamber and went into her bedroom where she lowered her shapely jean clad ass to the mattress, leaned forward, and took up her brown leather western boots, slipping into the neat elegant things.
From the corner of her eye, the brunette, wearing a black T-shirt, saw an animal come around the door post, entering the room. Glancing toward the black cat, Lisa said in a friendly tone, “ Well Sabrina..., guess you’re gonna be all by yourself here for the rest of the day and most of tomorrow.”
Making a purring sound, the cat went up to its owner and rubbed its head against the lower part of Lisa’s blue jeans as the material hung down over her boots. Finally, the dark-eyed girl raised her curvaceous ass from the bed and strolled over to the room’s closet where she removed a few things hidden in the back, down on the floor.
Out came a small pup tent, a few poles, a Coleman gas lantern, and a few other camping things, including a small Coleman cooking stove. The stuff all removed, the girl looked at her wrist watch and remarked, “ Eight thirty..., better get my butt moving..., I wanna find a good camp site.”
As the morning sun’s rays let themselves into her apartment, Lisa began taking the stuff two flights of stairs down to her car parked in a lot going with the building. At last, everything was in the trunk, including a small cooler which she packed with simple food the previous night.
Back upstairs again, in the kitchen, Lisa set some extra food and water out for her pet and then said, “ Ok..., guess I’m off...be good while I’m gone, allright Sabrina..., just wanna get away from this fucken city for the weekend..., don’t worry, I’ll be back tomorrow, then after that comes...” Rolling her eyes, she completed the sentence, “...then comes fucken Monday.”
Out in the livingroom now, Lisa grabbed her lighter and cigarette pack from the room’s table, fired up, put the lighter and pack into her jean pocket, and then took up her keys, leaving the apartment, locking up, and going down to her old rusted Ford.
Taking in the morning July air, Lisa parked her ass behind the wheel, started the engine, and took off, headed to a state park about seventy miles away, out in the country, away from all the city’s bullshit.
With a fresh cigarette between her lips, Lisa fiddled with the car radio’s tuning knob and finally found an oldies station, listening away to her favorite tunes from the sixties and seventies.
Drive, drive, drive. That’s all she did for the next hour and a half, drive and smoke, smoke and drive, on and on. Eventually, she made it to the park, turned left off the state route, and into the main entrance, passing a sign reading, “ Welcome to Richmond State Park.”
At thirty to thirty five miles an hour, Lisa moved along, using the reservation’s narrow asphalt road, driving for the next fifteen minutes, taking note of the thick forest to each side. Finally, she saw the park office up ahead which was also the ranger station.
Pulling up to the road’s shoulder and coming to a halt, Lisa turned off the engine, killed her cigarette, and got out of the car. At a casual pace, she strolled up to the entrance, pulled open the door, and stepped inside, seeing a sexy blond lady dressed in a greenish uniform.
“ Hello ma’am...what can I do for you?”
“ I’d like to rent a camp site for one night.”
“ Ok..., no problem...which of those vacant sites do you want?”, asked the lady, turning around toward a large map of the camp area starting immediately behind the station.
Looking up at the thing, Lisa replied, “ I’ll take that one in the pine area, number 265.”
“ You got it..., just fill this out..., and it comes to fourteen fifty.”
Reaching into her pants pocket, the brunette produced a twenty and slit it across the counter. After she got the change, the blond gave her a receipt and said, “ Ok..., enjoy your stay at Richmond State Park.”
“ Thanks.”, answered Lisa as she left and returned to her old Topaz.
Behind the wheel again, she fired up another cigarette, started the engine, and drove into the camp area, immediately seeing a sign reading in big bold letters, “ Speed Limit 10.”
Not paying much attention to it, she drove along at twenty, following the numbers of the respective sites, going to the place where she’d set up camp. However, a half mile down the road, flanked by campers and tents, Lisa saw a green colored pickup truck come toward her on the road’s opposite side, the thing having lights on its roof, indicating the law. As it came closer, she realized it was the ranger truck, inside were two guys in green uniforms. When the truck went past her car, the guy behind the wheel yelled out from his open window, “ The speed limit’s ten...slow down!”
Startled for a moment, she nevertheless complied, reducing her speed, going like the sign demanded. After the truck went by, its image getting smaller and smaller in her rear view mirror, Lisa mumbled to herself while the cigarette was stuck between her lips, “ Kiss my ass..., don’t they got anything better to do?”
Less than a minute later, however, she found the site, pulled into the short gravel drive, and turned off the ignition.
Out of the car now, Lisa exhaled a cloud of smoke and looked around. “ Nice..., not bad.”, remarked the young lady to her own ears as she inspected the immediate area, seeing a thick forest to the back of the site and almost a hundred to two hundred feet of space between her place and her two neighbors on each side, the spaces filled with vegetation, giving each camper privacy and seclusion. Feeling good now, she took in the tranquillity and happily said, “ Good..., great, I like it!”
In no time, attractive Lisa had her site all set up. With that, she looked at her watch and realized it was already around noon. Hungry, she decided to make lunch for herself. Since she had no gas to start the Coleman stove, Lisa got into her car and began driving to the camp ground’s commissary, the place where they sold most of whatever basics individual campers might need like lighter fluid, stove and lamp fuel, fire wood by the cord, and all kinds of other stuff.
Driving along, she again forgot about her speed. Suddenly, when she glanced into her mirror, Lisa exclaimed, “ Shit..., fuck, damn it..., bastards!”
Frustrated, she nevertheless pulled over to the side, seeing the ranger truck pull up behind her, it’s lights flashing. From out of the green pickup, the two guys emerged, strolling up to her.
Peering down at her through her open car’s window, one of the uniformed individuals asked, “ Ma’am..., can I see your license please?”
After killing her cigarette in the ash tray, she reached down to her ass and removed her wallet from her back pants pocket, took out the card, gave it to him, and said, “ Here you go.”
Glancing at it, he gave it back to her, saying, “ Ok ma’am..., I’m Ranger Rick and this is my partner Ranger Paul, we’re gonna give you another chance..., if we catch you speeding again, it’ll end up costing you seventy five dollars, ok?”
“ Ok..., sorry.”, replied the woman, wishing to get the whole thing over with as fast as possible.
“ Enjoy your stay at the park.”
“ Thanks.”, answered Lisa, seeing the two men walk away and then reenter their truck, driving off.
“ Shit heads...”, cussed Lisa, firing up a fresh cigarette and shifting into drive, mumbling, “ Why don’t they drop dead!”
Despite her anger, Lisa pulled away from the shoulder and headed off to the commissary, this time paying special attention to her speedometer, making sure the needle never went past ten.
When she got to the place, she parked her car and went inside. Fifteen minutes later, the brunette emerged from the building with a can of gas, lighter fluid, a cord of fire wood, a fresh pack of Marlboros, and a bag of marshmallows.
Back at her campsite, Lisa made lunch, ate it, and then decided to roast some of the marshmallows for dessert. Off her ass now, the lady strolled over to the metal ring used for a fireplace, each site having one. Looking at the cord of wood together with the lighter fluid, she realized that she’d need some dry twigs and stuff to get the thing started. As a result, the sexy dark-haired woman went to the rear of the site and started gathering sticks and dry leaves.
While she squatted, picking up this and that, she happened to glance ahead toward the road. A confused expression on her face, the lady asked herself, “ Now what..., what the fuck do they want from me now?”
Into the gravel drive, coming to a halt behind her car, was the same ranger truck. When Rick and Paul got out, they strolled up to her as Paul said, “ Ma’am..., that’s illegal.”
“ What?”
“ Picking up sticks and twigs.”
“ What do you mean?”
“It’s the same as if you go around and cut down trees..., we’ve got rules in this park..., the natural environment’s not to be disturbed.”
“ But these are just twigs.”
“ If we let everyone take whatever they want, the scenery’ll be ruined.”
“ Then how am I gonna start a fire?”
“ You should’ve brought newspapers with you or something like that?”
“ Man...”, complained Lisa with a sigh.
From his shirt pocket, Ranger Paul produced a small pamphlet, giving it to her, saying, “ This has all the rules and regulations...I suggest you read it..., ok?”
“ But still..., how do I make a fire...those logs won’t start without something smaller underneath?”
“ Go to the commissary and buy one or two copies of today’s paper...that should do it.”
“ Ok.”, replied Lisa, not having much else to say.
“ Good..., now remember..., if you don’t follow the rules, you can be ask to leave the park.”, said ranger Rick as he and his partner turned around and left, driving away afterward.
The twigs thrown back to the ground, Lisa stomped her foot and exclaimed to no one but the birds, “ Leave me alone..., get off my fucken back..., I came out here for peace...what’s it gonna be..., are those two motherfuckers gonna bother me the whole time I’m here!”
Looking through the pamphlet now, she remarked, “ Man..., look at this shit..., that’s all it fucken says..., don’t do this, don’t do that, no this, no that...!”
Nevertheless, Lisa stuffed the thing into her T-shirt’s pocket and went over to her car, lowered her ass behind the wheel, and then drove to the commissary, bought two copies of the newspaper, came back, and started a fire, feeling better now as she squatted before the flames, roasting the marshmallows, using a stick she found on the ground near the fire place, joking to herself, “ I suppose they’re gonna come charging back because I’m using this twig..., man...they can all kiss my ass, no..., make that lick it...lick it clean after I take a shit!”
A few of the sweet things down her throat, Lisa got up, looked back toward her car, and said, “ Yea, why not...got nothing else to do.”
Dropping the twig, the sexy lady strolled to the vehicle, opened the driver’s side door, stuck the key in the ignition, and turned it the opposite way, wishing to listen to only the radio without starting the engine. After she turned on the thing, she tuned it to an oldies station, cranked up the volume a little, and left the door open. When she returned to the fire, Lisa continued to eat and roast the marshmallows for the next thirty five minutes or so.
However, the brunette was suddenly startled by the sound of tires upon the gravel drive. Quickly, she turned around, saw the same old ranger truck, the two guys again getting out, headed toward her.
“ Guess you didn’t read the paper we gave you.”, said Ranger Rick, a very rude tone to his voice.
Standing herself up, Lisa replied, “ What...what’s wrong?”
“ Oh..., c’mon, ma’am...”, replied Paul, “ Your radio’s too loud, one of the campers on this street just came up to the office complaining.”
With a sigh, the foxy lady went over to her car, turned off the music, removed her keys, pushed them into her jean pocket, slammed the car’s door shut, and then returned to the men.
“ Ok...it’s off, how’s that?”, said Lisa, sounding a little irritated.
Measuring her off, Rick said, “ We’re giving you a written warning, it’s gonna stay on file in the office...after the third write-up, you’ve gotta leave.”
Indignation on her face, Lisa snapped, “ But I didn’t mean any harm..., I mean..., playing a radio a little too loud...that’s not the worst crime in the world!”
“ Rules are rules.”, answered Paul as he opened a small note pad and asked, “ Your license please?”
From her wallet, the lady removed the thing and gave it to the guy after which he copied some info and gave it back together with a carbon copy of the warning, saying, “ Here you go...if you keep it up...you’ll be outta this place before nightfall.”
The paper in her hand, she glanced at it and then stuck it into her shirt’s pocket right next to the pamphlet.
When the rangers were gone, Lisa held up her right hand and raised her middle finger, aiming the back of her hand in the direction of the office, saying, “ Fuck you...fuck this place...!”
A fresh cigarette lit up, the hot looking lady finally settled down on the bench going with the picnic table provided with the site and eventually lost herself in the pages of some trash novel that she brought with her.
Back and forth went her eyes, reading the pages, relaxing at the fire’s sound together with a light breeze as it pushed the top of the pine trees around a little.
Finally, the woman looked up, realized it was already evening, glanced at her watch, and remarked, “ Fuck..., it’s already eight..., man, where’d all the time go?” Raising her ass, Lisa made some supper, turned on the Coleman lamp, and then retrieved a plastic bag from the truck of her car, the bag holding a few pieces of fresh lingerie, a towel, and some soap.
Upon leaving the campsite, Lisa strolled over to a shower house on the other side of a wooded area and cleaned herself off, going back into the same jeans and T-shirt nevertheless, only changing her underwear. Her boots back on, she left the shower and returned to her site where she read somemore by way of the lamp. At last, Lisa turned off the light, crawled into the small tent, removed her boots and jeans, and finally fell to sleep.
In the middle of the night, around 3 AM, Lisa awoke, feeling the urge to piss. Slowly, she emerged from the tent, taking in the tranquil night as the moon shined above. Going over to a tree toward the rear of the site, Lisa pulled down her white panties, squatted, and then obviously took a leak. As the nice yellow stuff flowed from her cunt, the lady sarcastically remarked, “ I guess this is illegal too..., I’m sure it is..., well, let ‘em come here and yell at me, I swear I’ll piss in their face.” Going on, she said, “ Ranger Rick indeed..., more like fucken Ranger dick..., jerks!”
Done with her business, Lisa stood up, raised her underwear, and went back to the tent, again falling to sleep.
When the sun came over the horizon, Lisa got up and put her clothes back on, including her leather boots. Out of the tent now, she made coffee and breakfast, finally firing up a cigarette and then saying to herself, “ Ok..., what should I do today..., oh yea, take a walk, they got some cool trails in this park..., this park with all its fucken rules and regulations.”
Her stomach full, Lisa left the campsite, strolling along the street’s shoulder, walking toward the trail’s entrance a half mile up the road. As she went, the lady past one of the park’s public latrines. Seeing the thing, she said to herself, “ Guess I may as well go now...take a shit before I use the trail.”
Inside the smelly place, she lowered her attire and then parked her fabulous ass upon the fixture. One after another, her chunks of fresh crap splashed down into the pool five feet below. After some piss emerged from her hairy slit, Lisa looked over to the side and then exclaimed, “ Fuck..., no damn shit house paper...this joint..., this fucken park..., bastards, they complain about me...but they don’t do their fucken job either...I oughta demand my money back!” A long sigh coming from her lips, she asked herself, “ So how the hell am I gonna wipe my fucken ass?”
Haphazardly, she glanced down at her shirt and saw the two pieces of paper in her pocket. “ Yea..., perfect...I know what to use...that’s about all their rules are good for anyway...use ‘em to wipe my rear.”
Less than a minute later, the pamphlet and warning were down in the pit below, smeared with Lisa’s shit after she finished wiping her butt and got up, raising her attire. That done, she went over to a hand washing sink against the opposite wall and realized it didn’t work, complaining to herself, “ Figures..., fucken park..., good for shit!”
Outside again, the sexy lady fired up another Marlboro and was on her way. In the woods now, Lisa strolled on, walking deeper and deeper into the forest, wishing to spend the rest of the day on the trail before returning to her site and packing up. Along she went, walking and walking until she came upon a small clearing in the forest, a gravel road also leading up to the opening from the other side.
As she moved, the woman glance down the roadway and then remarked, “ Oh man..., it’s that fucken truck again...what are they gonna yell at me now for...not wearing a tampon today?” Nertheless, as she went, the lady realized no one was in the thing. Suddenly, she stopped and asked herself, “ What the..., I don’t get it...what is that stuff...looks like...”
Curiosity taking hold, Lisa walked across the grass along over to the other side at the forest’s edge. Coming to a halt, she looked down toward her feet, seeing two sets of clothing. Squatting, the lady slowly picked up one of the shirts and said, “ These are uniforms...like the ones those two assholes had on.”
A little confused, she stood straight again and looked forward, saying to her own ears, “ That’s the weirdest plant I’ve ever seen in my life...looks like a sunflower but it’s silver...got silver pedals and shinny red leaves...never seen anything like that before...talk about strange.”
Her eyes fixed upon the novelty, Lisa just stood there, sucking on her cigarette when she then heard a faint, “ Help..., please!”
Moving her head back and forth, she saw nothing when again her ears were met with, “ Help, ma’am, please..., down here!”
Looking downward for a moment, she saw nothing at first until the tiny scream came again, “ Ma’am..., please, down here...on the dandelion!”
Slowly, she again squatted, staring down at the small yellow thing only eight inches from her leather footwear. Upon removing the Marlboro from her lips and exhaling, Lisa asked, “ What..., who are..., how the heck...?”
“ Ma’am, please..., it’s me, the Ranger, Rick!”
“ But how the hell did you get that way..., I mean..., you’re only two inches tall!”
Gazing up at the giant looking lady, the tiny naked man yelled, “ I don’t know, my partner and I drove up here to check something else out when we found that strange plant in front of you..., Paul decided to touch it, it then sprayed something at us, the next thing we knew...we shrank out of our clothes.”
Totally amazed, Lisa looked down at the dandelion’s base and saw little Paul standing there, also two inches tall and naked!
Still a little flustered, she asked, “ What should I do?”
“ Take us back to the office...we need help, they also gotta conceal that plant and then try to make us normal again.”
More in control of herself now, Lisa lowered her right hand down to the little guys as they next stepped upon her outstretched palm. After she stood up, the two guys helplessly stood there and looked up into her face as she asked, “ So one of you touched it?”
“ Yes..., I did.”, said Paul, “ Then it shrank us.”
“ Hmm..., how weird...that thing must of come from someplace really far away or maybe its seed came from outer space.”
In fear for his and his companion’s safety, Rick replied, “ I don’t know, just get us help, please!”
“ But...?”
“ But what...go to the station and get help.”
“ If that thing really did come from outer space, then if I report it, they’ll lock me up forever, prevent me from speaking, you know how the fucken government is...”
“ What are you talking about...this is serious!”, screamed Paul.
After reflecting for a few moments, the brunette replied, “ I know it is...that’s why I’m gonna take care of all this shit my own way.”
Quickly, Lisa turned her head back and placed the two guys into her right rear jean pocket, trapping them flush up against her shapely ASS! Next, she headed back from where she came, this time going as fast as she could. At last, Lisa was back at site where she grabbed the gas can, concealed it in the plastic wash bag, and then ran back to the grass clearing in the woods, happy that no one took any notice of her.
Before the strange plant and their clothes, Lisa opened the Coleman can and then began drenching their clothes with the flammable stuff, also pouring the gas around the base of the mysterious thing, taking special care not to bump into it.
The can back in the bag, Lisa took up a piece of the rangers’ clothing, walked back a few steps, set fire to the uniform shirt, and then threw it toward the large weird looking flower.
A second later, the whole immediate area around the plant was engulfed in flames. As the fire went higher and higher, it consumed the flower, destroying it, burning all trace of the thing along with the two uniforms.
Content, the foxy lady decided to leave the truck where it is, turn around, and stroll back to her site.
Before her tent now, Lisa reached down toward her rear and produced the two little naked men. After placing them atop the picnic table, Lisa lowered her ass to the bench, placed her feet under the table, and stared down at Rick and Paul.
“ What are you gonna do with us?”, asked Rick.
Another Marlboro fired up, Lisa then exhaled and replied, “ I don’t know..., the important thing is that no one’ll connect me to your disappearance...that’s all I care.”
“ But ma’am...you gotta help us, please!”
“ By the way...my name’s Lisa, I’m sure you saw it on my license..., the same license you used to fucken write me up!”
“ We were just doing our job.”
“ Yea..., that’s what they all say.”, answered the dark-haired lady, blowing smoke down at them.
“ C’mon...what are you gonna do with us?”
A dirty grin on her lips, she replied, “ You’re both mine now.”
“ Please...what are you talking about?”
“ Got myself two little slaves...two little toys to play with, ha, ha!”
“ But aren’t you curious about the origin of that plant?”
“ I don’t give a fuck...I ain’t into that shit!”
“ C’mon, please...have mercy.”
“ I’ll give you crap...you were both a pain in my fucken ass...a real pain in the ass!”
Desperate, Paul yelled, “ Like Rick said..., we were only doing our job!”
“ You didn’t have to stop and fucken harass me while I was picking up sticks and shit...no one twisted you arm...all you had to do was stay in your fucken truck and keep going.”
“ But..., c’mon, take us to the station, please!”
Her lips pressed together for a moment, Lisa smiled wickedly, nodded her head, glanced to her left and right for a second, and then stood up. Slowly, she rotated herself and pressed her denim covered butt to the table’s edge. Turning her head, she looked back at them and remarked, “ Like I said a minute ago, you two were a real pain in my ass, you know that?”
Staring up at her backside looming before them, the terrified little men looked on in horror as she unbuckled her belt and then lowered her pants and panties to her thighs, saying, “ Here you go..., now kiss up...KISS MY ASS!”
“Ma’am, please...!”, begged Rick.
“ Wanna die..., now do as you’re told or I’ll crush both of you!”
With no choice in the matter, Rick and Paul pressed their lips against her butt and kissed away, going at it for the next five minutes.
The cigarette in her hand, she laughed, “ Ha..., there, perfect, you assholes..., thought you were big or something...pushing me around..., well now look at you, lower than the stuff I shit!”
When she had enough, Lisa said, her naked ass still before them, “ There’s no fucken toilet paper in the fucken latrine up this fucken street in this fucken camp ground!”
Embarrassed, the guys only stood there as she went on, “ Yea..., after I took a shit a short while ago, I had to use that pamphlet and warning you two gave me...used it to wipe my ass...that’s all it’s fucken good for anyway!”
Her attention still down toward the table behind her, Lisa nevertheless went over to her tent, crawled in, and then came back out with a piece of tissue.
Before the little ones again, the dark-haired chain smoking lady again pushed her curvaceous naked ass up against the table’s edge, dropped the tissue down at the two guys, and ordered, “ How about finishing the job..., I mean, the pamphlet and that other thing was ok, but my asshole still doesn’t feel quite as clean as it should..., now get busy!”
His eyes wide open, Rick asked, “ You mean you want us to wipe your rear end?”
“ Yea...what else, I’m paying for the privilege of staying here one night...I’m entitled to toilet paper in the latrine..., right?”
“ Yea..., but?”
“ If you don’t provide what you advertise...you just gotta make up for it somehow!”
“ But ma’am!”
Slamming her fist to the table, she yelled, “ Do it or I’ll kill you, feed you to the bugs and animals!”
Reluctantly, the two guys approached her butt as she leaned forward, spread her ass, and let them see her asshole, the thing hovering right before them!
With some effort, Rick and Paul wiped away, pushing the huge looking tissue over her nether eye, feeling ashamed and smaller than they already were. Finally, they were done. Pulling up her clothes, Lisa turned around, grabbed the tissue, tossed it into the fire place, and then said, “ Ok..., guess I’d better start packing and head on out..., wanna get outta this fucken park before they notice your disappearance...and besides...it’s just about time to go home anyway.”
“ What about us?”, whimpered Paul.
“ Like said..., you’re mine now..., you’re coming home with me..., ha, ha!”
A fresh cigarette all fired up, the brunette took down the tent, folded it, placed the thing into the trunk of her car together with the rest of her stuff. At last, she was all set.
At a casual pace, Lisa took up the guys and went to her vehicle. After her ass was behind the wheel, she dropped the men to the passenger seat and started the engine. Looking around in confusion, Rick asked, “ What’s that next to us on this seat?”
“ What the fuck does it look like..., it’s the panties I wore yesterday together with a bra..., what’s wrong...can’t you tell?”
Not saying anything, they just sat down and helplessly did nothing as she backed out of the site, put the thing into drive, and headed to the office.
Looking down at her speedometer, she jokingly remarked, “ Hey..., I’m going twenty in a ten mile an hour zone...now I’m going twenty five..., what the fuck are you gonna do about it?”
Defeat on their faces, Rick and Paul said nothing. However, when she eventually pulled up along side the office, leaning her head out the car window, the two little guys looked up and saw the blond approach, sliding a glass panel open.
Trying to sound as relaxed as possible, Lisa said, “ Ma’am..., I was the camper at 265, I’m leaving now...I’m all set.”
A smile on her face, the woman replied, “ No problem...thanks for camping here.”
Suddenly, the two little naked guys started jumping and screaming, “ Jane..., it’s us, please..., we’re down here!”
While her face was still aimed at the uniformed lady, Lisa calmly reached over with her right hand and took up her unwashed panties. Before the men knew what was happening, her underwear came down at ‘em, covering the guys, trapping them, holding the tiny rangers in place. Next, the brunette simply said to the other lady, “ Ok...have a nice day...see you some other time.”
The sliding window shut again, the blond went back to her business as Lisa let her foot off the brake, depressed the accelerator with her boot, and drove off. Glancing now and then down to the passenger seat, she watched as the two guys slowly emerged from under her panties, finally sitting down again, a blank expression on their helpless faces.
Once she was out on the state route, Lisa looked down at them again and laughed, returning her attention to the road as she fired up anther white stick. Finally, after an hour and a half, she pulled into the apartment building’s lot where she lived.
Cautiously, the chain smoking lady reached for the men, got out of her car, and strolled toward the structure. Upstairs, she entered her suite and went directly into the bathroom. As she stood before the toilet, she said down to the guys in her outstretched hand, “ I guess you little ones gotta go by now..., right?”
Feeling totally humiliated and put down, Rick nevertheless nodded his head, followed by Paul. Slowly, the dark-haired lady, he mane still raised to her head’s top, squatted and placed the men upon the toilet’s seat, saying, “ Ok..., piss over the edge...go ahead.”
While her face loomed over them, the poor guys reached for their dicks and pissed over the side, their urine going down into the water below.
Jokingly, she remarked, “ You guys really got small dicks..., you know that, I wonder how’d it be like if I tried to suck one of you off...bet that’d be fun..., ha, ha!”
After they were through, the brunette tossed her cigarette into the bowl, turned around, lowered her pants and panties, and then sat her naked gorgeous ass to the fixture!
“ No, no, please, ma’am...watch out!”, cried Rick and Paul as they ran to the back of the thing, her butt just missing them as it came down.
While her ass once again belittled them, Lisa took a piss, remarking, “ I sure got more piss in me then both of you together...I could drown you guys in my stuff...wouldn’t that be something...”
Finished, she got off the seat, pulled up her attire, and then reached for the lever, flushing the toilet. As the water swirled around, Paul and Rick stared down into the bowl, fear in their eyes.
“ Yea...that’s right, just look at it...that’s where you’re gonna end up if you piss me off..., get it!”
Turning around, she started walking when Rick yelled, “ Where are you going?”
“ Downstairs to get all the fucken shit outta my trunk..., where else?”
“ But what about us?”
“ What about you?”
“ You can’t leave us on the toilet!”
“ For now that’s where you’ll stay till I stick you elsewhere.”
“ But...?”
Ignoring them, she fired up, left the apartment, and went down to her car.
Back on the toilet seat, Rick and Paul just stood there, feeling like two fools.
“ What are you gonna do...we gotta get out of here and find some help!”, said Paul, fear in his voice.
Going over to the outer edge of the seat, Rick glanced down at the floor and replied to his friend, “ I don’t know...looks pretty scary, we’ll die or get seriously injured if we try to jump off this thing.”
“ We can’t just let her push us around...we gotta do something.”
“ Let’s wait and see where she puts us when she comes back.”
Right after Rick spoke, Paul suddenly burst forth, “ What the hell is that...!”
“ Holy shit..., it’s...!”
“ It’s a cat...it sees us!”
Curiosity written all over the animal’s face, Sabrina licked her mouth and strolled toward the fixture, coming to a halt right in front of the white thing.
“ It’s just sitting there and staring at us!”, cried Paul.
“Try to stay still...don’t move.”
However, a second later, the black furry creature jumped up, landing right on top of the toilet seat.
“ Man...what are we gonna do..., help..., someone help!”, yelled both guys as the cat tried to catch them, forcing Paul and Rick to frantically run around the seat.
Suddenly, Sabrina made a quick move and caught Paul between her sharp teeth!
“ No, please..., no..., ahhhh..., help, Rick...!”, hollered the poor naked two inch high man, the pressure of the cat’s fangs crushing his body.
Not knowing what to do, Rick only stood there and watched as the cat jumped back to the floor, still holding Paul in its mouth.
As Rick gazed downward in horror, Sabrina let Paul fall to the tile and then began digging into his flesh with its claws, tearing the guy’s body open, getting ready to eat him.
Seeing Paul’s insides come out, Rick next heard the apartment door open. As a result, he started screaming as loud as he could, “ Ma’am..., please, help..., your cat’s killing my friend..., please!”
After she set the stuff in her hands down, the brunette strolled into the bathroom and saw her pet bite into the guy’s helpless frame.
“ Sabrina...you bad girl...what did you do...did you confuse him with a mouse?”, said the lady, a petty sound to her voice.
“ Ma’am...this is serious, that cat just killed him!”
As Paul’s bloody remains went down the animal’s throat, Lisa was about to answer Rick when she suddenly burst forth, “ What the..., what the fuck’s happening to my cat?”
Astonished as well, Rick looked on from his position atop the toilet and watched the animal get smaller and smaller, the feline slowly shrinking away until it was less than an inch high!
“ I don’t fucken believe what I’m seeing!”, yelled the brunette as she squatted and reached for the tiny animal, the thing looking confused and terrified.
Inspecting it, she then remarked, “ I see..., she ate you friend and his blood probably caused her to shrink...how interesting.”
“ What are you gonna do?”, asked Rick.
Grinning now, she reached for the man and ventured with him and the animal out to the kitchen where she placed him upon the table together with the cat, saying, “ I think I just found something...something really cool..., oh yea, yes...what could be better.”
“ What do you mean?”, yelled the guy.
“ You’ll see.”, answered Lisa, going over to her camping stuff and putting it all away, back in the closet and wherever else.
When she returned to the kitchen, she saw Rick kicking the cat which to him looked normal now, also hearing from the guy, “ You killed my friend...fucken animal, piece of shit!”
Suddenly, Rick was startled by her voice as he turned around and gazed up at her frame, “ Hey...what the fuck are you doing...leave her alone, how would you like it if I kick you around...I’ll step on you...you bastard!”
“ That cat killed my friend!”
“ Yea..., well, he was an asshole...just like you.”, replied Lisa, firing up a cigarette and exhaling down at the guy.
Afraid of the lady, he obviously backed off, leaving the animal to itself.
Watching her, he saw Lisa turn around and pick up the phone. After she dialed a particular number, he heard, “ Hi Carl...how are you?”
On the other end of the line, some guy replied, “ Ok..., why are you calling me...I thought...?”
“ I know we broke up...I know I told you I never wanna see your face again, but I think I miss you now...I just gotta have you...today, tonight, please.”
Since she was the one who broke up their relationship, her exboyfriend thought about getting back together for a second and then agreed, the image of her attractive body still fresh in his mind, causing him to say, “ Ok..., yes, if you wanna try it again, maybe we’ll get along this time.”
“ Yea, I think we can..., can you be here today?”
“ Sure...just give me a half hour or something.”
“ Oh great...can’t wait to see you!”
“ All right..., bye...see you in a short while.”
“ Bye.”
The phone hung up, Lisa burst forth with excitement, “ Motherfucken stupid asshole..., the jerk actually fell for it..., that bastard, cheated on me last month with that other bitch, well..., he’s got a surprise waiting for him when he gets here..., fuck head!”
Quickly, the lady went over to the electric brewer and prepared some coffee. A little confused, Rick looked on and asked, “ What are you doing?”
Not saying anything, she left the kitchen but came back a few moments later with a needle. At the table now, she dropped the pin before the little man and went over to the brewer where she poured a cup of the black stuff and then returned to Rick.
The cup placed on top of the table, Lisa next reached for Rick and the pin.
“ What are you doing..., no, please..., you’re hurting me!”
“ Shut the fuck up, jerk!”, replied the brunette, forcing the pointed end of the needle into the side of his right leg, drawing forth some fresh blood.
Moving Rick over the coffee cup, she allowed a few drops of the red stuff to fall into the dark hot liquid below. Finally, she replaced him to the table where he fell down and held his leg, crying, “ Man...does that hurt!”
“ Oh...stop being such a baby...you’ll be all right.”
Leaving the cup on the table, she went out to the livingroom, fired up a Marlboro, and lowered her denim covered ass to the sofa, just sitting there and waiting. At last, the buzzer rang. Getting up, she pressed a button on the opposite wall, letting the person downstairs into the structure. After a few moments, she heard a knock on her apartment’s door. When she opened it, Lisa said with enthusiasm, “ Carl...come in!”
“ Hi Lisa...I must admit...this is quite unexpected, you calling me like that.”
“ Hey...sometimes it’s best to make up again.”
“ So how have you been?”
“ Oh...ok, take a seat.”
“ Thanks.”, replied the guy as he sat down on the sofa.
Going quickly into the kitchen, she yelled back to him, “ Care for some coffee?”
“ Ah..., no thanks.”
“ C’mon...I just made it for you.”
“ Well, in that case...if you already made it...”
A smile on her face, she took up the cup, winked at Rick, and left the kitchen, giving Carl the cup and placing her ass down right next to him. Eagerly, she watched him raise the thing to his lips and swallow some of the brew. After a mouthful of the stuff went down his throat, he then remarked,“ So..., you wanna do it like we did before...you know...?”
“ You really liked it that way...didn’t you?”, replied Lisa, an evil humor in her words now.
“ Well yea..., you’ve got the perfect ass..., I mean, giving it to you was the best thing I ever did.”
“ Was it?’, answered the brunette, watching him finish off the contents of the cup.
“ Yea..., you’re the best, Lisa, you’re...”
Before he spoke on, the guy suddenly held his head, saying, “ I don’t feel right..., something’s wrong.”
“ Only for you...for me it’s perfect, asshole.”
“ What do you mean..., I thought you wanted...?”
Laughing, she yelled forth, “ Ha..., get back together with you...after you fucked another woman...you gotta be fucken kidding..., if you actually believed that, you’re a bigger fool than I thought...!”
“ Lisa...what’s happening...I really feel strange...what’s wrong with me...everything seems like it’s changing, like it’s getting bigger and bigger...what...!”
“ That’s it, jerk, shrink away, soon you’ll be your correct size, two inches...that’s perfect, you low bastard!”
“ No, how...!”, cried the exboyfriend when it finally dawned on him what was actually happening.
At last, he sat upon his own clothes, wearing nothing now, the guy all naked as he looked over to his left, seeing the side of her butt loom next to his tiny frame!
“ Ha, ha...that’s perfect..., man is this great or what!”
“ Lisa..., please, no, make me normal again!”
“ I can’t...and even if I could, I wouldn’t.”
“ Lisa..., please!”, cried Carl in desperation.
Pinching him between her fingertips, she moved the guy up to her face, stared at him, and then said, “ So..., you wanna do it that way again..., right?”
“ Lisa, no, please...!”, yelled the tiny guy in her hand as she stood up and then slowly lowered him behind her frame, down by her ASS!
“ This is what you came her for..., right?”
“ What..., no, what are you doing?”
“ You wanna get in my pants, well, here you go.”
Unbuttoning her trousers, the brunette lowered her jeans a few inches and then pulled at the back of her underwear’s elastic.
Looking down into the darkness below, tiny Carl begged, “ Please, Lisa..., I’m sorry, please, no!”
“ Fuckyou.”, yelled the lady, dropping him down into her panties, releasing her hold on the elastic waistline, catching him flush against her perfect backside, the guy eventually sliding down into her ass crack.
Her jeans pulled back in place, the vengeful lady laughed, saying, “ Ok jerk..., all I gotta do is take a seat and you’re done for...I really hope you’re enjoying my butt...that’s the last you’ll ever see of it..., have fun!”
From her behind, she heard, “ No, no...don’t!”
Before she lowered herself, the dark-haired bitch took a long drag from the cigarette, looked down toward her butt, and then said, “ Oh..., and another thing..., here’s a goodbye present...I hope you like it.”
A smile on her lips, she let out a sick and loud fart, filling the insides of underwear with an extremely obnoxious smell, saying, “ Yea...that felt good!”
After taking another puff, Lisa slowly lowered her ass to the couch, laughing, “ Here we go..., guess you’d better kiss my ass goodbye before it’s too late, ha, ha...!”
Right before her posterior hit the sofa, she heard a squeeky little scream, “ Noooo...!,” then it stopped, together with his tiny motions.
While she simply sat there and smoked, Lisa turned her head toward the kitchen’s entrance and yelled, “ Did you see that...you little shit..., that’s what’ll happen to you if you disobey me..., understand, slave!”
Getting up now, the brunette strolled into the bathroom where she removed Carl from her panties, tossed his dead body into the toilet together with her cigarette and then flushed, sending both things down the pipe. When she lit up another, the evil woman returned to the livingroom, disposed of Carl’s attire, and then went into the kitchen where she poured herself a fresh cup of coffee, went over to the table, parked her ass in one of the chairs, and finally said to Rick, “ Well..., it’s just you, me, and the cat now.”
Fear on his face, he gazed up at her giant looking eyes and softly said, “ You just killed someone...you did it deliberately.”
Exhaling a cloud of smoke down at him, she answered, “ That’s right...and it was fun...I’ll do it again to someone else if I think I need to.”
“ But...?”
Before he could finish, she said out of the blue, “ Screw the cat.”
“ What?”
“ You heard..., go over to the cat there and screw it!”
“ You mean...?”
“ That’s right..., fuck the cat...have sex with it.”
“ Why?”
“ Because that’s what I wanna see...it gets me off.”
Terrified of the woman, Rick nevertheless worked up the nerve to politely say, “ Ma’am...with all due respect, that’s sick...I think you’ve got a problem...you need help.”
Without warning, her fist came down fast upon the table, scaring both little Rick and tiny Sabrina. Next, she said in a very commanding tone, “ You’re gonna do whatever I say or I’ll crush you under my thumb..., you’re nothing to me..., your life only has value in so far as it pleases me...the minute your existence doesn’t entertain me anymore, you become worthless, get it?”
His whole body shaking, her dark-eyes staring down at him, the helpless little guy went over to the cat and tried to reach for it. However, it ran off. Quickly, Rick ran after it, running all around the table top while she gazed on, laughing and smoking away. Finally, the naked guy caught the furry thing, raised it to his crotch, and moved it’s rear end toward his dick, trying to get a hard on as well.
“ That’s it...just concentrate on something...you’ll get it up in time...”, mocked Lisa, spending the next hour before the table, enjoying herself as he struggled with the animal, the creature just as helpless as himself.
The End