Copyright 2000
FK Publications

A Job for Life
 
 
 

“ Now where the fuck’s that jerk?”, complained the sexy female supervisor, dressed in her professional business attire.

“ I’m not sure, but I think he’s running late.”, replied Sharon, seated at the secretary’s desk.

“ Again..., that asshole’s late a few times every week...I’m getting sick of this bullshit, I’m gonna fire his ass pretty soon.”

Returning to her office, dark-haired Lisa closed the door and placed her curvaceous rear into her seat of authority and peered down at some forms. Three minutes later, the buzzer on her desk rang with, “ Lisa..., he’s here, he just walked into the suite.”

“ Thanks Sharon, tell him to come in here, I wanna have a little talk with the guy.”

“ Yes Ma’am.”

A moment later, the oak panel rotated and in stepped a middle aged man.

“ Hello Paul.”, said the boss lady with some sarcastic humor in her voice, “ Here..., why don’t you take a seat.”

After he sat down in a chair opposite her desk, Lisa said, “ Ok..., you’re always late, not to mention the crappy work you do..., if you don’t shape up, I’m gonna have to let you go.”

Looking downward for a moment, Paul responded with, “ All right..., it’s just that...”

“ No...I’m not interested in any of that bullshit...you come here on time from now on or you can forget about it.”

“ Yes.”

“ Good, now get to work.”

Upon leaving her office, Paul ventured over to his desk situated a few a few feet from the secretary’s area. Inspecting the whole suite for a moment, the man saw the entire company work area, consisting of six desks, each for a particular function needed to operate the small programming company. With a terminal at each station, the place worked out quite well.

“ So how does it feel to work in an all female environment?”, ask sandy-haired Sharon as she looked in his direction, still typing away.

“ It’s ok...nice good looking women here.”, replied the guy as he took up a pen and noted all the other female employees at their respective stations.

“ I bet you like it here.”

“ Yep.”, answered Paul, beginning his work.

“ So what she say anyway?”

“ Oh..., the usual crap...she told me to be here on time or I’m gonna get myself fired.”

“ Hey...that’s how it goes...that mistake you made last week isn’t gonna help your record here...she was pretty pissed at you.”

“ She’ll live..., with her money, she can afford to take a permanent vacation for life.”

“ That’s not the idea...”

“ Don’t worry about it, it’s my problem.”

“ Ok...”, responded the sandy-haired one as she slowly rotated her head, looking now directly at her monitor screen.

A half hour later, Lisa’s office door opened and she stepped out. Staring in the boss’s direction, he got a good view of the female’s full physique as she approached him. Measuring her off, he had to admire the knee high stiletto boots, going up into her black skirt suit. Together with the black jacket and white blouse, the long haired brunette made quite an impression as she came closer and closer.

“ I ain’t paying you to stare at me..., let’s see what you did thus far.”

Pointing at his computer screen, the guy said, “ I got this almost finished.”

“ That’s not everything I ask for yesterday..., you didn’t listen to what I said.”

Shaking her head, seductive, yet stern, looking Lisa said, “ Remember what I told you when you came in today..., you’d better shape up.”

By another station now, the boss looked down at the desk and ordered, “ Jane, send this message out to Chase Bank, tell ‘em we’ve got that other problem ready..., the one they ask for last week.”

“ Yes ma’am.”, replied the blond lady, also dressed in a business skirt suit, and wearing pumps.

After Lisa watched the E-mail message go its way, she slowly strolled back to her office chamber, giving Paul a few dirty looks now and then.

When he heard the door close, Paul glanced over to Sharon, seeing her totally absorbed in work. Rotating his head, the guy looked at all the other women, taking note of their eyes, realizing they all had their attentions focused on their respective tasks. Consequently, the man got up and went over toward a gray door on the other side of the suite. Opening it, he stepped inside the small single toilet lavatory and closed the entrance behind him. Reaching over to the wall in the darkness, he flicked the light switch and then unzipped his fly afterward. As he stood before the bowl, he bent slightly, raised the seat, and finally pissed into the clear water.

Finished, he flushed the toilet and pulled up his zipper. However, as the man turned slightly, his left elbow struck a container of cleaning solution situated on a small shelf.

After the bottle hit the floor, it bounced once and came to rest. Reaching downward, Paul picked it up, replacing it to its original location. Three seconds later, a strange vapor emerged from the container’s nozzle, dispersing mist throughout the small room.

“ What the hell’s this?”, ask the guy to himself, taking up the thing again and tapping the spray valve.

To his satisfaction, the mist stopped coming out.

“ Smell’s strange.”, whispered Paul.

With the bottle returned to the shelf, Paul realized the mist had now disappeared from the air, going away as fast as it originally filled the room. Shaking his head, Paul said to his own ears, “ Weird.”

Ready to leave, the man moved his hand to the light switch and flicked it off. Suddenly, an electric shock went through his system, pushing him against the opposite wall. Regaining his composure, he stood straight again and ask himself, “ What the fuck?”

In almost complete darkness, having a little light come in from under the door’s base, Paul rotated his frame and was about to reach for the door knob when a tingling sensation went through his entire body. Looking down at himself, using what little illumination was available, the guy got scared as he watched his clothes evaporate. Four seconds later, the man was butt naked, standing there alone and afraid, totally confused as well.

Things didn’t end here. As the unfortunate man glanced down toward the floor, it seemed to move up at him, coming closer and closer. Turning, he eventually saw the toilet loom above him. Finally, the naked guy stared straight ahead at the door’s bottom, realizing that he’d just been reduced to at most an inch in height!

Stepping out of her office, booted Lisa exclaimed, “ Where the hell is he..., where’s that fool now!”

Stunned for a moment, Sharon looked at her boss, then looked at Paul’s station, and said, “ I’m not sure..., from the corner of my eye, I thought he got up or something..., maybe he used the bathroom.”

“ Yea..., well he’s supposed to be working!”, replied the lady, storming over to the lavatory door.

Knocking, she ask, “ Paul, you in there?”

Not getting a response, she knocked again, and yelled, “ You in there?”

Obviously, she didn’t get an answer. As a result, the woman simply pulled the door open, peered inside for a second, then slammed it shut, saying, “ Where could that asshole be?”

“ I don’t know..., maybe he’s outside.”, said Sharon as Lisa moved toward the suite’s main entrance.

Without any discretion, the boss bitch pulled the entrance open and stuck her gothic head out into the corridor. Looking both ways, she next returned into the suite, slammed the door shut and remarked, “ I don’t see anyone.”

Upon her return to the secretary’s station, Lisa folded her arms in frustration and mused for a moment.

Politely, Sharon said, “ If you want, I can go downstairs to the lobby..., maybe he’s there.”

After two seconds, Lisa made a quick waving jester of her hand and replied, “ Forget it..., he’s through with this place..., I’m gonna fire the jerk.” Going on, she mentioned, “ Just get back to work, Sharon, when he shows his face again, I’ll simply tell the fool to get lost.”

“ I knew it would come to this.”

“ Yea..., from now on, no more men..., they’re all stupid and unreliable, I’m gonna hire a woman to replace him.”

With a smile on her face, Sharon remarked, “ Good decision.”

Still standing, Lisa shifted her weight and said, “ Right now I’m really pissed off..., in fact, I’m so pissed that I’ve actually gotta go and take a piss!”

Turning, the lady dressed in black went over to the lavatory and entered, closing the door behind her.

With a simple motion of her hand, Lisa flicked on the light and removed her jacket, hanging it upon a hook protruding from the door’s inner side.

Seeing that the seat was up, the professional career lady slammed it down forcefully as if she were sending some message to the entire world. Next, she unzipped the side of her skirt, let it fall to her boots, and finally lowered her panties, peeling the black thing down to her thighs.

In awe, the tiny one incher stood at the toilet’s base and gazed upward as her perfectly shaped female rear made its descent, eventually parking itself upon the fixture.

“ Lisa..., help, it’s me, Paul, I’m down here!”, yelled the little naked man up to the superior looking lady, staring straight at the side of her butt.

In response, he received nothing save the sound of her yellow nectar, trickling away into the cool water. With all his might, the insignificant male jumped up and down, waving his hands, screaming, “ Please, Lisa, you’ve got to help me..., please, I’m down here!”

Finished with her business, Lisa stood up, raised her lingerie, and finally pulled up her skirt. Taking the jacket, she put the thing on, turned off the light, opened the door, and stepped out into the suite.

Her bladder relieved now, the boss felt a little more relaxed as she passed Sharon, smiled, and said, “ We’ll be ok..., like I said..., I’ll find a lady tomorrow to replace the jerk.”

Sharon returned the smile and said, “ Ok, I’ll see if I can help you a little more..., I can stay longer tomorrow evening if you want.”

“ Yea..., that’ll be great...if I find a new person, you can train her.”

As Sharon nodded her head in response, Lisa ask, “ Hey..., you wanna stop at my place tonight again, we can, well..., you know...”

Looking both ways, Sharon simply replied with a seductive smile, “ Yea, why not.”

“ Good.”, whispered the boss, returning to her office.

Inside the small lavatory, little Paul stood there, peering out from the entrance, for Lisa left the door open after she was through. Slowly, the tiny creature began walking, stepping, or shall one say crawling, over the entrance divide, separating the suite’s tile from the bathroom’s tile.

After moving forward, he found himself five feet from where he originally started. Suddenly, he turned and saw one of the ladies approach, going over to a file cabinet a few meters from the rest room.

Terrified by the sound of her sexy pumps striking the hard tile, Paul quickly ran to one side as the lady passed by, taking no notice of the helpless being below her. Like a giant from some Japanese monster movie, the beautiful woman just missed stepping on him, placing her shoe only two inches from his frightened frame.

As the professionally dressed female went on her way, Paul looked up at her, taking full note of her backside, swaying to and fro until she eventually reached the cabinet.

“ Hey Jane, help me...., it’s Paul!”, hollered the guy, walking toward her.

Finally, Paul stood at the base of her feet, starring straight at her heels. Next, Jane squatted before the cabinet, hanging her ass right over the little guy.

As she sifted through the manila folders, the lady turned her head and yelled, “ Where the hell is that stuff, you know..., the form I placed her two weeks ago!”

“ It should be there.”, answered Sharon, raising her nice ass from the seat.

Slowly, the blond approached, finally standing next to Jane. Squatting also, Sharon’s rear hovered right next to Jane’s, making the little man feel totally useless and powerless.

Amazed at each of their beautiful butts presenting its full shape through the slim skirts, Paul nevertheless continued with his effort, trying to get their attention by yelling up, “ Ladies, I’m down here..., it’s me, Paul, please!”

As before, no response, the women simply continued to search for the folder when Sharon said, “ Here it is..., I knew it was in this drawer.”

“ Ok..., thanks Sharon.”, replied Jane, straightening herself, and making a step back.

Quickly, naked tiny Paul ran for his life while her heel came down, almost squashing him like an insect. Luckily, he got out of the way in time, avoiding a most unwelcome fate.

The drawer closed, Sharon also stood up. While both professional ladies inspected the contents of the file, Paul stared up, at times getting a clear view up Jane’s skirt, seeing her crotch area.

“ Nice legs.”, thought the little guy to himself for a second, trying to inject some humor in his awful predicament.

Turning, the giant looking females strolled back to their respective work areas, with Jane taking the folder.

Back at her desk, Sharon removed her suit jacket and hung the thing upon the back of her chair, wishing to make herself a little more comfortable. Seeing this from the distance, Paul realized his chance, for the jacket sleeve hung less than an inch from the floor’s tile, giving the guy an opportunity to get the lady’s attention in another way.

Walking across the office suite, he eventually made it to the secretary. Looking up, he tried in vain once more to scream at her colossal and beautiful figure, “ Hey Sharon, can you hear me, I’m down here, Sharon...!”

Hearing nothing, the sandy-haired lady only continued on with her work, typing away at the keyboard.

Consequently, Paul ventured over a few steps toward her jacket’s sleeve and looked at it. Closely, he studied its design, realizing that all he had to do was pull himself up the arm and make a step over to the jacket’s right pocket. Once inside, he figured he’d have a better chance of getting her attention somehow.

Using all his strength, the little one made his ascent. With all his might, Paul finally raised himself up to the sleeve’s elbow area, eventually stepping over and allowing himself to fall into the pocket.

Inside, he was covered in darkness. Exactly when he’d make his next attempt at getting her to notice him, he wasn’t sure; the only good thing now was the end of the threat of being stepped on or crushed.

Going bye quickly, the work day finally came to an end with Lisa coming out of her office, saying, “ All right everyone..., you can all go home now...thanks!”

Raising all their great looking asses from their seats, the employees got up, got their things together, and left.

When everyone was gone, save Sharon, Lisa ask, “ Did you drive today?”

“ No, I took the bus.”

“ Good..., you don’t have a car to worry about, I can take you straight to my place.”

Smiling, Sharon winked at her beautiful boss as she got up and grabbed her jacket.

Placing the thing on, she reached down for her purse at the desk’s base and hung it about her shoulder. “ Well..., let’s get going..., shall we?”

“ You bet...”, responded dark-haired Lisa, returning to her office and grabbing her briefcase.

Together, both sexy women left the suite and went downstairs to Lisa’s black Mustang, placed their butts into the vehicle, and closed the doors. The engine started, Lisa drove off, headed to her condo.

Once there, she and her friend got out and went upstairs. Inside the flat, Lisa placed her briefcase on the floor, looked at Sharon, smiled, and said, “ Take a seat.”, while pointing at the couch.

“ Sure.”, giggled Sharon, letting her purse go to the floor as her ass went down on the cushion.

Approaching her girlfriend, Lisa walked up to the sofa and stopped right before Sharon, staring straight into her eyes. “ You’re so great, I really wouldn’t know what to do without you.”, mentioned the boss, removing her black jacket, tossing it to the floor.

“ I’ve really got a high opinion of you.”, said Sharon, still seated and struggling to get her jacket off.

Upon hearing the women speak, Paul figured now’d be his chance at perhaps getting noticed. As a result, he stuck his head from the pocket and was about to yell up. However, he was cut short by the motion of Sharon’s jacket as the lady finally got it off, hurling the thing to the floor, directly atop Lisa’s.

“ Oh Sharon!”

“ Oh Lisa!”, exclaimed the women to one another as their pulses quickened.

Wasting no time, Lisa unzipped her skirt, letting it fall to the floor. Wishing to get out of her things quickly, Sharon simply stood up and undressed herself. In the end, both females were totally naked except for Sharon’s pumps and Lisa’s stiletto black leather boots.

Placing both of their seductive rear ends on the couch, the two career ladies went at it, fingering each other like there’s no tomorrow!

Slowly, the little man worked his way out of Sharon’s pocket, finally crawling off the apparel and on top of the wooden floor. Looking toward the sofa, he was awed and amazed at the sight of the two giant looking females making out, pushing each other closer and closer to a climax.

“ Sharon, Sharon..., oh Sharon...!” , yelled Lisa right before she came, bathing herself in one of her best orgasms yet.

“ I love you...!”, moaned Sharon, getting off herself.

Two seconds later, the ladies were through, almost cuming simultaneously.

“ Now that was something.”, remarked the secretary, rolling over slightly, leaning her naked frame back into the couch.

Doing the same, Lisa only stared forward and waited a few moments until she caught her breath.

“ Care for a drink?”, ask the boss.

“ Yea..., sure.”

“ I’ll be right back.”

Getting up, Lisa raised her ass from the cushion and stepped forward, moving unknowingly toward the little man. Walking along, she almost stepped on him as he jumped to the side. A few more steps brought the booted female before a small bar she had in her condo. Turning around, she inquired, “ So what do you want?”

“ What have you got?”

“ Well..., there’s Southern Comfort, Scotch, and some Whiskey.”

“ I’ll take the scotch.”

“ Want ice?”

“ Yea.”

Fixing a drink for both herself and her lover, the sexy dyke finally turned around with two glasses in her hands and walked back, setting both drinks upon the cocktail table situated directly before the sofa.

Taking up her drink, Sharon said, “ So you really did well for yourself here.”

“ Oh yea, spending all that time building up a business has its payoffs.”

“ I guess you’re right.”, answered Sharon, downing the booze.

Since he was again in the unfortunate position of being on the floor, Paul had no choice but to try again at calling up to the females. Moving closer now, getting himself between the table and sofa, directly in front of their feet, Paul screamed, “ Lisa and Sharon..., down here, please, can’t you hear me!”

“ Did you say something?”, ask Sharon, the glass still in her hand.

“ No, I didn’t say anything.”, replied Lisa, taking up her drink.

“ Ladies, I’m down here!”

However, his second attempt failed to produce any effect whatsoever.

After Lisa took a few sips, she placed her drink down and reached for the Wallstreet Journal upon the table. The thing in hand, the brunette stood up and peered down at the pages, saying, “ Well..., look at that.”

“ What?”

“ Oh..., those damn stocks that I bought a few weeks back..., they’re falling again, shit...never any luck.”
 

“ Don’t worry, those things go up and down.”

“ Guess you’re right.”, answered Lisa, going through the pages.

With his tiny eyes, Paul stared at the lady’s boots and worked his gaze upward, up her legs, past her ass, and finally at the side of her face.

“ Hey Lisa, can’t you hear me, it’s Paul...!”

Nothing, the woman only read away as the other female drank away. Looking around in desperation, Paul noticed Lisa’s white silk blouse, which she tossed to one side of the sofa. Walking over, he realized that half of it hung over the edge, almost reaching the floor.

Doing the same thing he did with Sharon’s jacket back at the office, the little man crawled up, pulling himself higher and higher like some kind of mountain climber.

Finally, he made it to the sofa’s cushion. Standing on the far end of the couch, Paul got a view of the side of Sharon’s naked butt. Just sitting there with her legs crossed and the glass in hand, the woman ask, “ Anything else in that paper?”

Tossing the thing down, Lisa responded, “ Not really.”

Wishing to walk across the couch and tap on Sharon’s ass, knowing she’d feel that and look down at him, little Paul began his journey.

However, after he moved ten inches in the sandy-haired lady’s direction, beautiful Lisa decided to take a seat, lowering her curvaceous ass onto the sofa. Before he could get out of the way, Paul found himself stuck up the brunette’s ass crack, squirming around, trying to breath and work himself free.

“ What the fuck...?”, exclaimed Lisa in frustration.

“ What’s the matter?”

“ I don’t know..., feels like I’ve got something crawling around down by my asshole!”

Shifting most of her weight to one side of her rear, Lisa reached under her nice ass with her right hand and removed the guy, finally dangling him before her face.

“ I don’t believe this..., it can’t be!”, yelled Lisa.

Turning her head with wide open eyes, Sharon said, “ But it’s...it’s real..., it’s a tiny little man!”

“ That’s utterly amazing!”, added Lisa as she dropped him upon the palm of her left hand, watching him get to his feet and just stand there, looking up to her face in fear.

“ Hey..., ain’t it that same jerk from the office?”

“ Yea..., it’s Paul.”, answered Lisa, being a little more relaxed now.

“ How the fuck did you get so small...I mean...just look at you, you’re no higher than an inch?”, ask Sharon.

“ I shrank, some funny cleaning solution in the bathroom at work together with an electric shock from the light switch.”

A little confused, Sharon inquired, “ Really?”

“ It’s possible.”, replied Lisa calmly, “ It depends upon the person’s DNA, but I heard of the possibility...it’s rare...but it’s possible.”

Placing her empty booze glass upon the table, Sharon leaned closer to Lisa and peered down at the man in the boss lady’s hand. “ So what are you gonna do with him?”

Before the dark-haired one could answer, Paul yelled, “ Please help me, call for help, I need to be looked at by a professional!”

For a moment, there was silence, then Lisa slowly pressed her lips together, raised her chin a little, and finally said, “ I don’t know..., you were nothing but trouble for me...you cost me money.”

“ What are you talking about...I can’t believe you’d say something like that, I’ve got a real big problem here!”, yelled the man upward, having a slight amount of anger in his voice.

“ It may be a big problem to you, but it looks pretty small to me.”, replied Lisa, obviously mocking the man standing upon her palm.

“ Please help me!”

Calmly and assertively, Lisa said, “ No..., I don’t think so; you know..., when I couldn’t find you today at work, I decided that I’ll tell you you’re fired, but guess what...?”

“ What?”, ask the little creature, curious for an answer.

“ I’ve changed my mind..., I think you’ll be good for something...yep...I’ve got a new assignment for you.”

“ But what could a one inch tall man be good for?”, ask Sharon, still staring away at Paul.

“ Oh..., he’s good for something all right..., oh yea...I know exactly what he’ll be doing from now on.” Speaking further, she said, “ And the best thing of ‘em all is that he’s gonna work for nothing..., save myself a bundle, ha, ha, ha...!”

“ What are you gonna make me do?”

Returning her attention toward Sharon, Lisa said, “ Let me introduce you to my company’s own private little ass kisser.”

“ What do you mean?”, inquired the lighter-haired female with a smile.

“ Just think..., tomorrow I’ll take him back to the office and set him on the toilet seat in the lavatory..., whenever one of us or the other women have to go and take a piss, he’s gotta kiss her butt while she does her business...I mean...he’ll work as a morale booster, productivety’ll go up when all the ladies know their butts’ll be kissed everyday at work.”

Laughing, Sharon said, “ That’s not a bad idea, Lisa.”

“ You can’t be serious!”, yelled Paul.

“ Oh..., I’m very serious indeed.”, answered Lisa, giving him the evil eye.

The next day at the office suite, Lisa arrived before everyone else and waited for the other employees to enter. Finally, when all six of the females were inside, dressed in their nice professional business skirt or pant suits, Lisa said to the whole group, “ Ladies..., can I have your attention for a moment...in fact, everyone come up here, I’ve got something important to show you.”

Quietly, the women came forward and stood around Lisa. Just standing there upon their pumps, shifting their weights to one side, the beautiful females heard, “ Ok ladies, I want you to see something.”

Reaching over to a small box on Sharon’s desk, Lisa grabbed it and squatted before the women, who now circled around their boss. Slowly, she opened its lid, tilted the thing, and gently dropped the naked little guy to the floor.

All excited, Jane said, “ Hey..., that’s a little man!”

“ Yea, that’s Paul”, remarked another good looking lady.

“ That’s Paul all right.”, answered Sharon, standing next to Lisa, “ He got shrunk yesterday by way of a fluke accident...but it’s to our advantage.”

“ That’s right.”, said Lisa, taking over where Sharon left off, “ I’ve decided not to fire him...I’ve got a new job for the clown.”

Taking up the man, Lisa strolled over to the open lavatory, followed by her employees. Squatting again, this time before the toilet, Lisa placed Paul on the seat, turned her head back, and said to her small audience, “ He’s gonna be our little ass kisser...it’ll make you feel better, he’ll really put you on top of the world.”

Looking at one another, the ladies all nodded and smiled, having no problem whatsoever with Lisa’s words.

Standing herself straight, Lisa remarked, “ Ok..., time for work, let’s get busy.”

After everyone returned to her station, an hour went bye when Jane got up and strolled over to the lavatory. Inside, she shut the door, turned on the light, hung up her jacket, and unzipped her skirt.

When her panties went down, Paul saw her spectacular ass come down at him, causing the guy to run toward the seat’s rear, saving himself from being crushed. Standing there, he heard, “ Well, what are you waiting for...get busy or I’ll flush you down.”

Making a step forward, unfortunate Paul pushed his tiny lips to her ass and kissed away as she pissed into the bowl, letting her yellow liquid trickle into the water. Looking back now and then, Jane said, “ She’s right...this is really gonna make my day!”

Finished, the woman got up, raised her attire, got her jacket, turned around, and flushed. With no further ado, she opened the door and walked out, leaving Paul standing helplessly on the toilet seat.

And so it was, Paul remained a little ass kissing slave for the rest of his days, existing only to please Lisa and her all female crew.
 
 

The End
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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