Revenge of the Jewess!
Like most typical young radical lefists, Carl was a college student active in all the anti-Israeli stuff going on whenever something was happening in the Middle East that involved “that country”, the guy always holding a “demonstration” to protest Israeli “atrocities” against all its “victims”. As a result of the current Israeli action involving Gaza and the immediate areas, Carl was in his college dorm room working on drawing and assembling a bunch of signs that read, “ No war for OIL..., no war for Israel..., Peace in the world..., etc.”
However, as he worked away, the material laying around all over the room, he suddenly realized that he didn’t have a way to secure the cardboard to the wooden posts and sticks. Suddenly, he remembered the local Wal-Mart, the large place having all he needed, staples, duck tape, or whatever else, causing him to leave the room, go down to his car, get in, and drive off to the huge store.
Once he got there, the young man pulled into the lot and was about to park his car when some lady in another car quickly cut him off and “stoled” the parking space. After he found another place to park, Carl got out of his vehicle and walked over to the woman and saw a nice looking young lady in her twenties get up from behind the wheel, the woman dressed in black western boots, blue jeans, a black T-shirt, and her dark mane was raised up high. When she closed the door, Carl yelled, “ Hey...what was that all about?”
“ What?”
“ You know...you cut me off, that space was mine...I was gonna pull in...you sped up and took it.”
She measured him off for a moment and then replied, “ Man...go jump in the lake...fuck you!”
“ What kind of an answer is that...you owe me an apology.”
“ Ha...kiss my ass...now leave me alone..., jerk.”
Looking at her car for a second, the guy suddenly noticed a bumper sticker that depicted an Israeli flag with the words, “ Israel Lives!”
Upon further inspection, he saw a Star of David necklace around her neck, making him say, “ You bitch...so you support them...those murdering bastards...and I suppose you’re one of them too!”
“ What do you mean by “them”?”
“ You know...you Jewish bitch..., I hate Israel..., they cause nothing but trouble...look at all the stuff they’re doing now.”
She snapped back, “Hey...fuck you..., and I mean FUCK YOU!”
“ Yea...and what are you gonna do...invoke the holocaust...you’re free ticket to do as you please.”
“ You’re really irritating me...you know that.”
“ Fuck you...Jew bitch!”
Suddenly, the woman looked both ways, her pretty head going back and forth, inspecting the immediate area. Happy to see that no one was around and no evidence of security cameras could be seen, the sexy Jewess gave him a dirty grin and then snapped her fingers.
“ Hey...I don’t get it...what’s going on?”, said the guy.
“ You anti-Semitic bastard...I’ll show you.”
“ What’s going on?”
“ Ha, ha..., jerk...you’re getting smaller and smaller..., shrinking away.”
“ No...this can’t be.”
“ It is...oh yes it is!”
Finally, after a few more seconds, Carl stopped shrinking, the helpless guy reduced to only three inches tall.
Looking up at her, she seemed like a giant as the woman reached down with her hand and pinched him by the back of his shirt, finally opening her car door again, slowly getting back into the vehicle, parking her butt to the bench seat, after which she simply placed Carl down the seat next to the side of her ASS! She started the engine and drove off, headed back home to her apartment, where she entered her suite, closed the door, and went up to her sofa, parking her ass to the cushion, holding little Carl in her hand.
At a casual pace, the Jewess put Carl down on the livingroom table in front of her. When he was “free”, the tiny man looked around, seeing a huge Israeli flag on the opposite wall, and right next to him, on the same table, was a bronze menorah, the thing holding seven candles, the little guy looking up to it with fear in his eyes.
“ What are you gonna do with me?”, asked the little man.
“ Um...I don’t know...have a little fun with you before I kill you.”
“ Kill me?”
“ Yea...why not...no one’ll come around and blame me...how could they?”
“ But please!”
“ Fuck you, jerk...you didn’t know what you were getting into...didn’t expect this...I’m a witch..., you should’ve believed all the ant-Semitic tales about Jewish women..., you know..., all the stuff they said back in the middle ages.”
“ Please don’t hurt me!”
Reaching over to the side, the Jewess produced a pack of matches, using them to light up the candles on the menorah, after which a dirty smile crossed her lips and the lady again pinched little Carl by the back of his shirt, raising him above the table’s surface.
“ No...please..., no please!”
“ Ha..., ha...”, roared the lady as she slowly moved the tiny man above the flames, saying, “...ha, ha...I hope you suffer!”
“ Please...ma’am..., please..., I’m sorry..., don’t hurt me...please!”
“ Fuck you...suffer...feel pain..., yea!”
Over and over, the vengeful lady moved him up and down, back and forth among all seven candles, causing him to scream and scream, “NO...PLEASE..., YOU’RE HURTING ME..., PLEASE!”
“ Go to hell...burn in hell!”
“ Please...I beg you..., please!”
Eventually, however, she moved him away from the flames and then stood up, walking away from the couch into the center of the livingroom, where she simply placed him to the floor and then stared down at him, the woman standing there with one hand on her hip and her weight shifted, the little guy looking up to her.
“ It’s only too bad...”, said the Jewess, “...that my powers are limited...I can only shrink one at a time and then it somethinmes doesn’t even work.”
“ Please don’t hurt me...please!”
“ Kiss my feet...NOW!”, insisted the lady.
Slowly, he ventured over to her right boot and started kissing and kissing the toe area, doing it for a while.
“ Yep...that’s it...worship me...you piece of dirt!”
He went on for over two minutes until the lady slowly raised her foot, allowing it to hover over his head.
“ PLEASE..., MA’AM...NO!”
“ FUCK YOU...GO TO HELL!”
“ PLEASE...NO!”, yelled little Carl with his hands held upward.
Down went the sole of her boot, the lady crushing him to death!
Finished with her evil deed, the Jewess got herself a piece of tissue which she used to wipe off the floor and the sole of the boot, taking the dirty thing to the bathroom where she flushed it down the toilet, returning to the livignroom afterward. Like it was nothing, she simply parked her nice ass to the sofa and then sat there for a while, bathing in self conceit. Finally, she raised her butt and left the apartment, going back to the Wal-Mart, buying the stuff she originally intended to get.
The End