Dirty Writing 101 November 2000

Writing, and what it means to me, by fishnet6@hotmail.com

Thought I would share a few thoughts with you. This is about how I write a sexually explicit story. These are all my opinions and feelings. I am not an instructor of any kind.

First, it is necessary to find a situation that you find exciting, and will give you a stiffie (a squishy for you girls). Add a few names, fill in the plot (lightly), maintain your goal. Then, expose and mix some genitalia, gently, and presto you've done it!

Now some simple rules, I like to live by:

1> Keep it simple! Don't go in to great detail about the very cool car you drive, the great house you own, or even the huge dick you have (bragging or lying). Just mention that you're well off, and let us decide if you're driving a new Lexus, or a two year old Grand Am. Also, don't select weird, exotic names for your characters (Dick and Jane are infamous).

2> Make it (sort of) believable! I don't know how many times I've read this same story. A well-respected white woman turns into shameless slut, after having sex with a black man. Even if they were raped, they leave their homes, husbands, and most unbelievable, their children! Come on people, get real! I truly love sex, but I still go to work every day.

3> Read your own story, repeatedly! Only by reading your story over and over, can you catch the typos and plot errors. Show a little pride, and correct it enough to make it at least readable. Nobody expects you to be an English major, but a working knowledge of the language is helpful. If you enjoy reading your story, other people will too.

Now some tricks and pointers, that I use when writing my stories.

A> Use a word processor that has spell check. It will give you the courage to try more descriptive writing. Believe it or not, it has actually made me a better speller!

B> Use place holders, to speed up typing, for often repeated main character names. Go in later, with 'find and replace' to put real names to the sexual acts. I personally use D1 for Male1 (dick1), D2 for Male2 (dick2), and C1 for Female1 ( ... Uh, well, you get the point).

C> If you must use abuse, keep it civilized. Why force some woman to eat shit, when she could be sucking a dick? Public humiliation is an honorable and pleasant pastime, for masters and novices everywhere. And, what ever happened to bare assed, bare handed spankings? "Extreme abuse is either, a cry for help, or a young writer, who doesn't know of all the many enjoyable uses of a woman ( my humble opinion)."

Thanks for taking the time to read my 'self-help' column.

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