Halloween In Alabama

Pumpkin pies and raven's eyes

Stephen King and black crow's wings

Trick or treaters and drunk wifebeaters

Cheap costumes and loud perfumes

Candy thieves and dead dry leaves

Cold autumn air and spray painted hair

Loud bar fights and sleepless nights

Speeding cars and chocolate bars

Crowded houses and pissed off spouses

Creepy neighbors and closet masturbators

Drunken teens and trailer park queens

Hank Williams hats and plastic bats

Candy corn and cheesy porn

Halloween stickers and Jack Daniel's liquor

Sticky sheets and crowded streets

Scabby knees and lights in trees

Wheelchair ramps and braless tramps

Late night knocks and littered blocks

Dirty pranks and playful spanks

Yellow teeth and pine cone wreaths

Plastic corn cobs and back alley blowjobs

Pilgrim hats and spooky black cats

Traffic wrecks and welfare checks

Hard luck tramps and wet food stamps

High heel shoes and lonesome blues

Open kegs and broken legs

Reefer smoke and windows broke

Orange pails and scary ghost tales

Old bible thumpers and drunk leg humpers

Gropes in the dark and drunks in the park

Angry cops and traffic stops

Pregnant teens and frightened screams

Mobile homes and creepy gnomes

Late night diners and dressed up whiners

Four by fours and trashy whores

Old blood hounds and Cinderella gowns

It's Halloween In Alabama