


      
 
                     VISITOR POLICY Q&A 

                             by

                          Joe Doe


A WARDEN GRANTS AN INTERVIEW TO DISCUSS HIS NEW VISITOR POLICY. 



Q: Warden, could you take a moment to explain the prison policy 
regarding female visitors? 

A: Of course, Linda.  As you know, we've had several incidents 
in the last few years where female prisoners have escaped by 
posing as visitors or prison personnel.  Because of this 
security risk, we have eliminated most of our female staff 
and have adopted a new approach to handling female visitors. 

All women visiting our prison for any reason are admitted to 
the facility as prisoners.  The visitors are put through the 
standard admissions process and issued a prison uniform.  
During their stay at the prison they are treated as prisoners 
and must obey all of the prison rules.  At the conclusion of 
their visit, they go through the formal "release" process, and 
their clothing and personal property are returned to them. 

Q: Does this policy apply to all female visitors? 

A: Absolutely.  Of course, for insurance reasons, we do not 
allow female visitors under the age of 18 or over the age of 
45.  All visitors must be physically fit and in good health 
prior to admission.  Prison can be a very stressful environment, 
especially considering that most of our female visitors have 
never been incarcerated.  In addition, visitors usually end 
up working on chain gang assignments, since they do not have 
enough honor points to draw a desirable work detail.  Thus it 
is essential that we admit only women who are physically fit 
enough to meet the harsh challenges of life behind bars. 

Q: Please describe the "standard admissions process" for a 
female visitor/prisoner. 

A: Certainly.  A visitor is given a plastic box with her name 
and prisoner number written on the side.  All clothing, jewelry, 
and personal property is placed in the box, which is then handed 
over to the guard for proper storage. 

Q: Are the female prisoners required to remove ALL clothing?  
Even their underwear? 

A: Every stitch, Linda.  Then the prisoner is taken to the 
examination room for a more detailed search and basic medical 
exam.  

Q: Is the "more detailed search" a cavity search? 

A: Yes. 

Q: Is the examination performed by a doctor? 

A: A medical examination table is used, but a guard performs the 
procedure. 

Q: A male guard?

A: As I explained, all of our female guards were fired for 
security reasons.  This prevents prisoners from escaping by 
impersonating guards. 

Q: What does the basic medical procedure consist of? 

A: A full cavity search, a blood test, a drug test, and blood 
pressure test.  We also take the patient's temperature.  

Q: Is the cavity search a visual search? 

A: No, the guard actually inserts his fingers and manually 
searches for hidden objects.  However, a glove and lubricant 
are used. 

Q: Does this cavity search include a rectal search, and does 
this search involve penetration as well? 

A: Yes, to both questions. 

Q: Tell me about the drug test. 

A: A urine sample is collected from the prisoner. 

Q: With the male guard watching? 

A: Yes.  For security reasons, the guard is required to watch. 

Q: What if the prisoner is unable to urinate? 

A: In those cases, an enema is administered, which the prisoner 
is required to hold for 30 minutes.  By this time sufficient 
water has seeped through so even the shyest bladder can 
successfully complete the test. 

Q: Why is a rectal thermometer used? 

A: The rectal thermometer prevents violence or injury to 
psychopathic prisoners who might bite the thermometer.  Of 
course, the guard doesn't know the psychological background 
of the woman being processed, so a rectal thermometer is 
always used.  Since the temperature is taken after the search, 
the prisoner's rectum is always sufficiently lubricated. 

Q: After the search, what is the next part of the procedure? 

A: After the women have been searched, they are taken to the 
shower area.  Many of our visitors are not used to showering 
in a large, exposed area with other women, especially with male 
guards watching them.  But, that's prison! 

After the search, they are deloused and given their uniforms.  
The entire process usually takes about 30 minutes, but, on 
visiting days, we get backed up, and it can take a bit longer. 

Q: How long are the women held? 

A: Because of the amount of time involved in processing a visitor, 
we require at least a 72-hour stay.  But we'll allow a visitor to 
stay up to a week, if she wants to.  The chain gang is hard work, 
though, so most are happy to get out after 3 days. 

Q: How do the female inmates feel about their visitors being 
searched? 

A: It depends.  We have one woman who claimed that her husband 
framed her so that he could marry his bimbo secretary.  She told 
the new wife to visit her so that she could sign over some stock 
certificates.  When the new wife arrived, she was processed just 
like any other visitor.  Needless to say, the inmate was delighted 
to see her rival get a taste of her own medicine. 

Occasionally we have women ask to see the female prosecutors or 
policewomen who put them away.  This is new facility, so we still 
get some surprised looks from female law enforcement personnel 
when we order them to strip.  One female FBI agent actually tried 
to grab a guard's gun when he ordered her into the stirrups for 
her cavity search.  We tanned her fanny good for that one, I can 
assure you. 

Q: The female visitors are subjected to corporal punishment? 

A: Absolutely.  They eat the same food, do the same jobs, and are 
treated just like any other prisoner.  If they mouth off, they get 
a trip to the woodshed and a quick lesson in bare bottom justice. 

Female law enforcement personnel or women tricked into coming to 
the facility by inmates are frequently targeted for lesbian sex.  
Like any prison, we have our share of "tom boys."  Because of the 
difficulty of proving intent, all parties involved are punished, 
regardless of consent. 

Q: Can you think of any examples where inmates were unhappy that 
their visitors were searched? 

A: Right after we started the program, we had one mother who 
desperately tried to cancel a scheduled visit by her two teenage 
daughters.  She was a 38-year-old who got framed with a bogus 
fraud charge when her creepy ex-boyfriend skipped town and left 
her holding the bag.  She didn't belong in prison, in my opinion.  
The woman had two daughters in college, one 18 and one 19, and 
they were even more innocent than their mother. 

Anyway, I guess she had pictures of her daughters in her cell, and 
one of the guards started teasing her about how much he was going 
to enjoy searching them, and how he was going make them strip real 
slow, and how he was going to take pictures of them in the shower 
and make them wiggle and squirm on the end of his finger.  The 
mother had herself been searched by this guard, and she was 
desperate to warn her daughters to cancel their visit. 

She frantically tried to contact them, and she was giving out blow 
jobs like crazy to try and bribe someone into warning them.   

I hear the look on the woman's face the first time she saw her two 
little angels in their prison uniforms was just priceless. 

Q: How did it turn out for the two daughters? 

A: The guard kept hassling the three of them, and he submitted a 
discipline report accusing the younger daughter of "insolence."  
The mother was very upset and begged to take the strapping herself. 

I knew the daughter was innocent, so I had her up to my office for 
a little chat.  I thought she needed some paternal guidance, so I 
took her over my knee and gave her a little fanny warming.  Not 
hard...just enough to give her the sniffles.  She was so shy and 
innocent; you should have heard the way she begged and pleaded 
with me not to pull down her panties. 

Anyway, I cancelled her strapping in exchange for a blow job.  It 
was her first time, but I think her mother must have given her 
some pointers before she came to my office, because she did it 
just the way I like it.  Of course, some girls are just naturals. 

Q: Can you think of another example where a woman was surprised 
to be searched?  

A: We had a high school tour group come through here a few months 
ago on some sort of "career day."  About twenty students, all over 
18, and three teachers, one of them female.  The woman in charge 
was a history teacher named Natalie. 

Natalie was shocked when we separated her and the female students 
and explained the admissions process.  She actually tried to cancel 
the trip, but, once a woman signs the paperwork and goes through 
the front gate, there is no turning back. 

Anyway, we let the male teachers and the male students watch from 
the control room while Natalie and the female students were 
searched.  We ran them through the whole process: strip search, 
shower, delousing.  A few of the boys even struck a deal with 
the guards to buy pirate versions of the video tapes. 

Some of the guys were pretty nerdy, and I think they really 
enjoyed seeing those pretty cheerleader types put through their 
paces.  There's something especially sexy about seeing a girl 
that you've fantasized about for years being forced to shuck 
down and spread ‘em.  

The guys really yukked it up with Natalie; what male student 
hasn't occasionally fantasized about making it with one of his 
pretty teachers? 

We told the guys about the discipline policy, so as soon as the 
girls were given their uniforms and the tour began, the guys 
started teasing the girls about how pretty their cute little 
prison uniforms were, and what great little jailbirds they'd 
be.  The guys got pretty graphic when they teased the girls 
about what they had seen during the searches, and, when the 
women got snippy, we marched them to the punishment room for 
a bare bottom strapping. 

We only gave them five licks each, but the girls were still 
pretty embarrassed, since the guys were allowed to watch, and 
we spanked them on the bare.  You should have heard the guys 
whistle when the guards pulled down Natalie's cute little 
prison issue underpants! 

I heard that, in order to keep the videos off the Internet, 
Natalie and some of the cuter girls had to "entertain" a bunch 
of the male students at a graduation party.  I'm sure the event 
was quite educational. 

Q: I understand there was some controversy over Judge Ashley 
Marsh's visit. 

A: I wanted to make sure that there were no misunderstandings, 
so I explained the rules of the institution to Judge Hawthorn's 
secretary and to Judge Marsh's secretary, Steven.  However, 
apparently the word didn't get through to Ashley herself, and 
she was quite surprised when we singled her out from the rest of 
the group and ordered her to -- how shall I put this? -- disrobe. 

She seemed particularly incensed because she was forced to strip 
in front of both Judge Hawthorn and her own secretary.  It wasn't 
my fault that she was the only female visiting the prison that 
day.  Judge Hawthorn agreed that her uncooperative attitude was 
completely unacceptable, and he supported my decision to strap 
her for insubordination.    

After a week of gruel, strap oil, and hard labor on the chain 
gang, I'm pleased to say that Judge Ashley had reformed into 
an ideal prisoner. The sassy little spitfire had become docile, 
compliant, and obedient -- exactly as a woman should be! 

Q: You mentioned that most of the female staff was discharged.  
Were there any exceptions? 

A: Our prison psychiatrist, Heather Johnson, was under long term 
contract with the prison.  Since we couldn't discharge her, we 
admitted her as a full time guest, and she is now serving out 
the remainder of her contract under my supervision. 

Q: Has the transformation from staff to inmate been difficult for 
her? 

A: She hated exchanging her fashionable outfits for a prison 
uniform, and she was very shy about showering in front of the 
guards.  But I think it was good for her to experience prison 
life from the other side of the bars.  She still maintains her 
therapy schedule with the prisoners, which means she does manual 
labor only on the weekends.  Naturally I'm holding her salary in 
trust until she's released, and she is afforded no special 
privileges.  

She wasn't so whiny about "prisoner abuse" after we gave her a 
good dose of strap oil.  I've certainly gotten a chance to know 
her a lot better.  She didn't want to have anal sex with me at 
first, but eventually she gave in.  It was her first time, and 
she had the funniest look on her face when I popped her cherry!  

Q: Would it be possible for me to interview some of the inmates 
regarding the new visitor policy? 

A: I thought you'd never ask.  If you will just pick up that crate 
in the corner, we'll take you into the next room.  You can remove 
your clothes in there. 

Q: Remove my clothes?  But...I don't want to be a PRISONER!  I'm a 
journalist!  I'm just here for an interview! 

A: Now, Linda, don't raise your voice to me.  I already explained 
that, once a woman walks through the front gate, there is no 
turning back.  And you already signed all of the paperwork. 

Q: But you can't...you have no right.... 

A: Tsk, tsk.  Now where is that discipline request form?



Edited by C. Lakewood

 
