Hi All
This is my life story.
Love Cheryl

I'm writing you to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with a
very serious condition and there's no hope I will ever recover. The
scientific world is frantically searching for a cure. This is an ailment
many of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed. However,
now you may be able to discuss it with your loved ones and try to explain
what really happened to you all those times you tried so hard to
accomplish something and didn't. 

It's called the "Butfirst Syndrome." It's
like when I decide to do the laundry - I start down the hall and notice
the newspaper on the table. Okay, I'm going to do the laundry - Butfirst
I'm going to read the newspaper. After that, I notice the mail on the
table. Okay, I'll just put the newspaper in the recycle stack, Butfirst
I'll look through that pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be
paid. Now where's the checkbook? Oops!  There's the empty glass from
yesterday on the coffee table. I'm going to look for that checkbook,
Butfirst I need to put the glass in
the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice my poor
flowers need a drink of water. I put the glass in the sink, and darn  it,
there's the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing
here?
I'll just put it away, Butfirst I need to water those plants. Head for
door and Ack! Stepped on the dog. Dog needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put that
remote away and water the plants. Butfirst I need to feed the dog. 

At the end of day: 
Laundry is not done, 
newspapers are still on the floor, 
glass is still in the sink,
bills are unpaid, 
checkbook is still missing, 
and the dog ate the remote control.
AND, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done all day, I'm
baffled, because I KNOW I was BUSY ALL DAY!
I realize this condition is serious....and I should get help, 
Butfirst I think I'll read all my email!
