Caesar's Erotica FAQ

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Just a few answers to some of the more common questions pertaining to
'Caesar' and his erotica.

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Who are you?

Just a pervert with a keyboard. No, really... trust me on this!

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I loved your stories but you do have bad grammer and spelling.

No shit. Actually, most of my stories were written simply because I was
bored and when finished I couldn't be bothered to edit 'em. Perhaps someday
I'll have someone edit them properly - as my own grammer/spelling truly
sucks. :-)

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Great story - gave me a woody!

Thanks, don't get it near a fire.

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I remember reading some of your stories on Adultlinks a few years ago...

Yup, that was me. I had a BBS and brought in Kinknet/Adultlinks for the
Edmonton, AB, while I was going through College.

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There are some real dark parts in your stories, why do you write about those
things?

Well I write for whatever mood I'm in and in the darker sections of my tales
it just reflects what I'm feeling when I type.

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Why do you write?

It used to be because I was bored. I now do it because its fun.

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Can you send me 'Roman Matron'?

Normally I don't mind forwarding any of my stories that others may wish to
read - though I only send 'em to those that are polite enough and actually
comment why they want the story (ie - liked it, hated it, gave 'em a
'woody'). :-) Sometimes my ego needs a boost too!

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I read a story a while ago on the Internet but it was under a different name
- last week I read almost the same thing but with your name on it. What
gives?

Copyright violation and plagerism is what gives. Please forward any
name/address of the person(s) that plagerise my material. Everything that I
wrote has been unique and from the depths of my own perverted mind.

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Boy are you warped!

Thank you.

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You don't seem to join in with the other popular Internet authors in the
more common threads?

Not interested. I'm a fan of several on the net and (when I remember) I try
to drop 'em a note letting them know I enjoyed something they wrote. Yet I
don't enjoy some of the egos that seem to accompany the stories.

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I caught my kid reading one of your stories ...

Unlike what appears to be the majority, I don't believe the Internet is a
playground so it should not be for kids. Morality starts in the home, don't
attempt to push that burden onto my shoulders.

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You don't seem to care who you piss off do you?

Never thought about it - why who did I 'piss off' *this* time? :-)

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Man you are great...

Thanks. Uh, have you been smoking something? :-)

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What do you look like?

Like a beach ball. *haha* Nope, actually I'm six foot, one hundred ninety
pounds, with brown hair and eyes. Don't be fooled, I'm still a geek. :-)

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I read somewhere that [name deleted] hated your guts, why?

I left her a note mentioning how much I enjoyed her site and the pictures of
herself that she put up. Yet, I also went on telling her how fat a head she
had for an immature 18 year old. :-) Something in her FAQ set me off - about
"...do you think you could last long knowing how beatiful I am? Just picture
me below you and you looking down at my great body... I'm 18, beautiful and
can fuck anyone I desire." (that was from memory, I didn't bother to save
the original). I couldn't help but laugh when I first read it - then I just
sat down and wrote what I was thinking. I still think it. She sounded like
one of those girls I used to use, she was attractive, then throw away when
we were done with her.

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Where you really in the Army? What unit?

Canadian Forces Reserve - weekend warrior. I was Infantry - Loyal Edmonton
Regiment. More importantly, at least to my general outlook on life, I grew
up on various bases around Canada - Army brat.

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I enjoyed your story but the incest part made me wince.

Not much I can say about that. Each to his own. There are stories that I
dislike or disagree with, simply because of an sexual action that I have
problems with. I try to include a keyword abbreviation wherever possible,
don't read the story if something makes you 'wince'.

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How long have you been writing for?

Near as I can remember, since mid 1989.

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Do you take requests?

Not really, sorry. I've many ideas swimming around in my head but rarely
have the time to put them into a story. So I am not lacking in story ideas.

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Cut or uncut?

*haha* I had to get a definition on what this meant.  Cut.

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How much of your stories are real and how much are fantasy?

All of it is fantasy. Though these fantasies orginate from some 'real' event
or circumstance in my life. Thus the stories, in a abstract way, are based
upon fact.

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Why not put up a gif of yourself on your page?

I've been meaning too - just never got around to it. :-) And no, its not
because I'm 'butt ugly' as one person asked! *haha*

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I read that you are a programmer, what do you program.

I program using Oracle/SQLServer, SQL, Perl and C (for Windows and Unix) and
the software developed is for Law businesses as well as for the Oil and Gas
brokerage business.

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How much of this FAQ is true?

All of it actually. Some of the questions were asked long ago, so some may
not be word-for-word, while several others had been asked recently.

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Whats this archive going to be like?

I used to very much enjoy Louvre and miss it. Its my wish to present my
personal archive to any and all that wish to enjoy. Its at 250+ megs right
now, so it has a few tales that a few may be interested in. Of course any
offerings (in the way of new stories or suggestions) are always appreciated.

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Can I see the scripts that you run for your archive?

Nope, sorry. You can swipe 'em though. :-)

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What html editor do you use?

Currently I use emacs that came with my RedHat Linux system.

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What editor do you write your stories under?

Mostly, when at home, I also use emacs.  :-)  Highly recommended btw.

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What happened to your web site?

Took it down Oct '97.  With the nasty year I was having, I decided to
bring it down.  I have still been writing though.  The site was brought
down when it had over a million hits (total) I'm proud to say.

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Do plan to put your web site back up?

No, no immediate plans.   I may place my stories in various online
archives, but I doubt my own web pages will return.

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Is there more parts to the "Sweet Smell of Lust"?

Yup.  Its a work-in-progress... and I'd like to see the story to the
end.  "Disabled Powers" is also a wip.

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Are all of your stories in ftp://asstr.ml.org/pub/Authors/Caesar?

No.  There are several missing, most can be found on that site though.

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Is the archive located on asstr.ml.org the same that was located at your
old web site?

The archive on the web site (located at bigrock.com) was for testing 
only, and only had the mind-control stories to search for.  The current
archive is all the stories, with simplified scripts.  It is still searchable
via keywords, author, title, days old.

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What is your email address?

I purposely am *attempting* to be anonymous (non too successfully btw) on
the simple fact that I have little time for anything outside my 'real life'.
:-)  Sorry.  A comments web page may be implemented on the archive site 
for comments and complaints.  As for those that do know or have found my 
email, I have no problem with receiving mail.

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