A 50-word mini-story.





                      DOCTOR SPANKO 

                           by

                      Joe Whatever



"But I don't belong in an asylum!" Debbie wailed.  "I'm an MBA.  
Get me my clothes!  This gown doesn't close, and everyone can 
see my butt."

Her psychiatrist picked up the paddle.  His "patient" was getting
agitated, and it was definitely time for another "treatment."



Edited by C. Lakewood

