Dirty Limericks 2 by bluepervina - � 2006 bluepervina[AT]lycos[DOT]com https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/bluepervina/www/ Copyright 2006 by bluepervina, all rights reserved. This material is copyrighted by bluepervina. All rights are reserved. The author specifically grants to an individual user the right to download and keep ONE electronic copy for that individual's personal reading so long as all original copyright notices by bluepervina remain included with the work. Any and all reposting, retransmission, or publishing requires prior written permission from bluepervina. ---------------------------------------------------------- --WARNING ADULT CONTENT----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- This file contains subject matter that is of an explicit sexual nature. IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, or otherwise forbidden by law to read (any or specific kinds of) electronically transmitted erotic material, please do not read anything else in this file. ---------------------------------------------------------- --YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------- Dirty Limericks 2 by bluepervina - � 2006 Inside her tight pants itched her twat, But wet for fat cock it was not; So she straddled her bike And rang up a dyke Who slobbered all over her slot. ============================= (At a Swinger's Beasty Bash) He asked her to bring him a beer While he watched a dog fucking a queer, But she left him instead For the barn's soft hay bed, Where the donkey's cock rammed up her rear. ============================= Any old asshole will do When a boy is hard-up for a screw; He won't care where it's from Or what crap's on that bum, As long as he splits it in two. ============================= Seventeen years that girl waited, And every midnight masturbated; Till her clit was so strong It could swell all night long, And a cock for herself she created. ============================= Whenever a cock stabs a cunt It's afraid to be judged as the runt, So deeply it thrusts Till with semen it busts, While the woman's sore hole bears the brunt. ============================= On Saturday nights the girl strips, And her bare sweaty ass the boy whips; While she's tied up with rope He likes smoking her dope, And watching her blood as it drips. ============================= Never once doubt those old tarts Who warn about vaginal warts; 'Cause they've had them for years, Thanks to too many beers And the sailors who fucked all their parts. ============================= For many a girl sex is fun When she sheds all her clothes in the sun, So the whole world can see How her little pee-pee Gets all slimy and shot full of cum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Copyright 2006 by bluepervina. Feedback welcomed! bluepervina[AT]lycos[DOT]com https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/bluepervina/www/dirty_limericks_2