Dirty Limericks 1 by bluepervina - � 2006 bluepervina[AT]lycos[DOT]com https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/bluepervina/www/ Copyright 2006 by bluepervina, all rights reserved. This material is copyrighted by bluepervina. All rights are reserved. The author specifically grants to an individual user the right to download and keep ONE electronic copy for that individual's personal reading so long as all original copyright notices by bluepervina remain included with the work. Any and all reposting, retransmission, or publishing requires prior written permission from bluepervina. ---------------------------------------------------------- --WARNING ADULT CONTENT----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- This file contains subject matter that is of an explicit sexual nature. IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, or otherwise forbidden by law to read (any or specific kinds of) electronically transmitted erotic material, please do not read anything else in this file. ---------------------------------------------------------- --YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------- Dirty Limericks 1 by bluepervina - � 2006 Went out on the town to get spent In a tight smelly hole, mine to rent, But the girl was too shy When I opened my fly, So I banged her instead with cement. ================================== There once was cunt full of shit which a girl used to slime up her clit, but the more that she stuffed in her hole raw and rough was another turd less for her tits. ================================== There once was a boy in the morn who arose as his cock yearned for porn, but his balls were so bare that his mum who was there had to lick them until they were sore. ================================== Ten inches he was, root to tip, with a girth that made many a rip, but the girls still came back for more jizz from his sack cause his babies would always sell quick. ================================== A woman I biblically knew had me over one night for some stew; as I sipped from the spoon she held open her moon and dispensed me a colonic brew. ================================== That girl in a dress may look fair with her makeup and radiant hair, but look under her clothes and you'll see pantyhose holds a cock folded under with care. ================================== A girl woke in bed with a start, For her lover had just ripped a fart, But she got her revenge As she straddled his chin and pissed with her lips pulled apart. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Copyright 2006 by bluepervina. Feedback welcomed! bluepervina[AT]lycos[DOT]com https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/bluepervina/www/dirty_limericks_1